be made fun of as he wears A elf as socks "elf wearer, tree wearer na na na nana!"
WWUD if he found A genie in A lamp that gave him three wishes?
Urist would instinctively wish for infinite booze first, after that magma waterfalls and the third wish would be for elves and dwarfs to live side by side in total happiness. (thx random preference roll)! But when Urist's third wish was on his tongue, ready to be spoken out aloud....<Urist has been taken by a fey mood!> Urist forgot about elves and dwarfs, booze, magma waterfalls and even socks. He only heard his own desire now his wish! Suddenly roars of madness and desperation could be heard echoing trough the fortress. ''I must have <lamp>'' resonating over and over again, and then a bit later ''Yes i need <lamp>''. The genie saw the sudden change in the friendly little beer drinking creature and was protesting vocally against his lamp being moved the whole time but was powerless against Urist's determination and no other dwarf in the fortress dared to forbid the item after seeing the mood the screaming Urist was in. Urist tightly embraced his new treasure with both arms and made his way to the magma forge, dragging the poor complaining and pleading genie bound to it along. He smelted the <lamp> and used the material and several other materials to make a artifact metal thong. It would be named something generic like ''Blushflank the frightful balls'' All craftsmanship is of the highest quality, on the item is a image of Armok, Armok is laughing. On the item is a image of dwarfs and elves, the dwarfs and elves are at war, on the item is a image of a genie, the genie is crying.
WWUD if he stumbled upon a ferocious ancient beast that is a blob composed of dwarven beer.
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