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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649681 times)

Baffler

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5250 on: November 20, 2013, 08:37:34 pm »
Ignore them. Dwarves always do jobs alone, no matter how ridiculous.

WWUD if he had to haul superheavy spoilerstone from the depths to build a tower outside the entrance?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5251 on: November 20, 2013, 08:44:26 pm »
Build a minecart track, set to haul it.  Then completely ignore said minecart, and try to carry it by hand, anyways.

WWUD if he had cirrhosis?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5252 on: November 20, 2013, 09:21:36 pm »
Die, because he can't figure out how to treat it due to the learning curve.

WWUD If all he could ever eat was crundle meat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5253 on: November 20, 2013, 10:00:50 pm »
Crundle breeding program.

WWUD if he discovered how to perform nuclear fission?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5254 on: November 20, 2013, 10:15:05 pm »
Continue life as normal; dwarfs gave up on fission long ago, after discovering the secrets of magma.

WWUD if the magma sea were made of marmalade?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5255 on: November 20, 2013, 10:15:37 pm »
Ninja'd
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5256 on: November 23, 2013, 01:38:19 pm »
Quote from: WoobMonkey on November 20, 2013, 10:15:05 pm
WWUD if the magma sea were made of marmalade?
Prepare masterwork marmalade/cat tripe/dwarfmystery-meat roasts...

WWUD if he was promised by an adventurer to lead him to glory and death?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5257 on: November 23, 2013, 02:43:14 pm »
Bring his necromancy book.

WWUD if glory and undeath?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5258 on: November 24, 2013, 05:55:31 pm »
Get a pair of adamantine socks.      WWUD if he couldn't find his socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5259 on: November 24, 2013, 10:31:28 pm »
What do you mean can't find his socks? He can sense every seed and pebble in the fort.

WWUD if someone forbade his socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5260 on: November 24, 2013, 10:42:39 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on November 24, 2013, 10:31:28 pm
What do you mean can't find his socks? He can sense every seed and pebble in the fort.

WWUD if someone forbade his socks?


Grab his sock and beat whoever forbade his sock because every free dwarf deserves to wear his socks

I request someone else posts a WWUD because I don't have any ideas
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5261 on: November 24, 2013, 10:49:21 pm »
Urist cancel post a WWUD: interrupted by hoary marmot

WWUD if he suddenly gained intelligence?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5262 on: November 24, 2013, 10:51:11 pm »
Quote from: Objective on November 24, 2013, 10:49:21 pm
WWUD if he suddenly gained intelligence?

explode.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5263 on: November 24, 2013, 10:51:57 pm »
Quote from: Objective on November 24, 2013, 10:49:21 pm
WWUD if he suddenly gained intelligence?

Explode.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5264 on: November 24, 2013, 10:56:33 pm »
That's not a question.

WWUD if the FB in the cavern were a 'Giant Furry Kitten.  Beware its irresistible cuddles?'
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!
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