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[blazing glory]

That's not a question.

WWUD if the FB in the cavern were a 'Giant Furry Kitten.  Beware its irresistible cuddles?'

Die from having his throat torn out by Giant Furry Kitten.


WWUD if all the cats exploded into small suns due to a cruel being called the modder?

[Xanmyral]

Burn to a horrible, horrible death. Along with the rest of the world. The elves are dead at least.

WWUD with Bronze Colossus Cat?

[blazing glory]

Burn to a horrible, horrible death. Along with the rest of the world. The elves are dead at least.

WWUD with Bronze Colossus Cat?

Make a masterwork bronze statue of a female cat and offer it as a gift


WWUD if he saw this forum page implying he was stupid?

[WoobMonkey]

Urist McForumite cancels post: Berserk.

WWUD if the name 'Urist' were replaced with 'Joe?'

[hops]

Joe cancel do dwarfy things: not a dwarf

WWJD if he is not a dwarf?

[Xanmyral]

Go on a quest to please Armok so he can become a real boy dwarf.

WWJD if his quest was to travel to the ends of the earth?

[blazing glory]

Joe cancel do dwarfy things: not a dwarf

WWJD if he is not a dwarf?

Play dwarf fortress.


WWJD if he found out his name was urist

[blazing glory]

Next poster has to decide whose post to follow,mine or Xanmyral

[hops]

I SWING BOTH WAYS

Play dwarf fortress.


WWJD if he found out his name was urist

Joe cancel not do dwarfy thing: is now a real MAN DWARF

Go on a quest to please Armok so he can become a real boy dwarf.

WWJD if his quest was to travel to the ends of the earth?

Ride a dragon down to HFS like a total badass before getting swamped by a mob of clowns and dodging into a pit.

WWUD if he fell into the glowing pit?

[blazing glory]

Get bored real fast because apparntly glowing pits go on forever.


WWUD if he didn't exist?

[Sumyunguy]

WWUD if he didn't exist?

Urist McDwarf cancels exist: No longer exists.

WWUD if he was just an elf with a false beard?

[WoobMonkey]

Don wooden armor and weapons, and die horribly next time he tries to tame a werebadger.

WWUD if keas pissed beer?

[Olith McHuman]

Be very sad that urine isn't implemented.

WWUD if everyone bled beer?

[blazing glory]

Lead an attack on a the elves and goblins for beer.    WWUD if elves wearn't tree hugging scum?

[IronTomato]

Have no sentient to kill, and therefore lead a meaningless life.

WWUD If gobs started pretending to be elves?