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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Blade Master Model 42]

RL: What is this, you haven't had control of your dreams since... actually, you never have. Huh.

AL: Acquire your friend's attention.

Spoiler: shoutlog (click to show/hide)

AL: HEY! HEY RL! IT'S ME! APPRENTICELUMBERJACK! I'M OVER HERE!

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: spritelog (click to show/hide)

MWS: Are you alright?
Mimi: I don't know.
Mimi: I just don't know any more.
MWS: I meant physically.
MWS: You are strong.
Mimi: That's what I mean, too.
Mimi: Maybe I am strong.
Mimi: But I'm mostly just lucky.
Mimi: One hit, and that would have been it!
Mimi: I wish I was back at the start of this game, where everything was fun and games.
MWS: You do not give yourself enough credit.
MWS: You are not the hardiest of your companions, this is true.
MWS: But you are more skilled than you realize. You are fast and cunning. These traits will serve you well, in the trials to come.
MWS: I suggest you head through the gate, and down to your world. Perhaps you will find something to bolster your spirit.
Mimi: ...Thank you.
Mimi: But really, I couldn't have done it without you.
Mimi: Or SS. *winks upwards*
Mimi: I suppose it's time to proceed through the gate!

>Mimi: Enter.

EDIT:

Spoiler: Random idiot pesters Mimi (click to show/hide)

-- coldsteamLevitator [CL] began pestering kineticMoonlight [KM] at 11:22 --
CL: Hey
KM: Hello?
CL: How are you?
KM: I would say "better".
KM: You?
CL: Im fine thanks
KM: May I ask why you contacted me?
CL: I was bored, and i like pestering ramdom people, i hope you dont care
KM: So you are not one of the intruders?
KM: Or are you?
CL: Intruders?
CL: what kind of intruders?
KM: The outsiders who have found their way into our session.
CL: WTF are you talking about?
KM: Never you mind.
CL: F*ck now im curious
KM: Are you playing SBURB or not?
CL: Nah, I dont like videogames
KM: Ah. It is not for you to know, then.
CL: So waht sburb about
CL: another generic clonical shooter?
CL: *whats
KM: It's like that for me!
KM: But it's different for everyone.
CL: Sounds interesting
CL: tell me more about it
KM: Hmm. Sure, but first: what is your name?
KM: You know, for records' sake.
CL: Aitor
CL: yours?
KM: Whew, you're not a troll. Thank goodness.
KM: Mine is Mimi.
CL: Troll like the internet ones or the fable ones?
KM: Sort of both, actually.
CL: Fuck im getting more confuse with every sentence i read
KM: I derive enjoyment from your confusion.
KM: For once, I'm not on the receiving end.
CL: Well yes, I like being confused, because confusion and curiosity walk taken by the hand
CL: and curiosity makes you want lo learn more an more
CL: I boring you with my babble rigth?
KM: Nah. But that's where your problem lies.
CL: really?
KM: You will be in a state of confusion until you begin to play SBURB for yourself.
CL: Whats my problem?
CL: Oh
KM: It's not something that can be easily explained.
KM: I must go, though. I'm about to enter my first gate.
KM: Which is also something I cannot explain.
CL: Ok
KM: See you.
-- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering coldsteamLevitator [CL] at 11:32 --

[Riccto]

>PA: BURST IN.

[Johnfalcon99977]

It would be fun if Mikheal found the Fraymofits shop and then realized that horribly out of his price range, but:

>Mikheal: Ask around if anyone has notice any sort of spirogra-thingy?

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mimi: Enter.

You step through your gate as your sprite waves goodbye, and soon find yourself standing at the edge of a cliff, the wind whipping through your hair. A goat person blinks at your sudden appearance. There are other plateaus all around like the one you yourself are standing on, and most are connected by bridges.

>Mikheal: Ask around if anyone has notice any sort of spirogra-thingy?

You ask around about the spirogra-whatsit and are pointed toward a hill just north of the town.

>PA: BURST IN.

You decide to forego caution, and simply burst into the room shouting "OH YEAH!", and this is what you see.



You get a free turn as a surprise action.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikheal: Not much else to do but head there, eh?

Edit: WHY YOU ALL COME ONLINE WHEN I NEED TO GO?

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mikheal: Not much else to do but head there, eh?

You suppose not. You head out in the direction of the hill, and just as you reach the foot of it, you spot a sable clad figure speaking with one of the bird creatures. Except this one is red, not blue. The sable figure hands the bird something, then steps through the gate as the bird flies away. Curious.

[The Fool]

((I could have sworn that I typed this yesterday.))

Trapped in your own house in purple PJs trapped inside a gothic world. If zombies were around you'd swear you were dreaming of Castlevania. No matter, there are other ways out of the house other than the front door.

>CR: Climb to the roof using the window in the kitchen.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikheal: Blabber with the Red Bird.

Spoiler: Redlog (click to show/hide)

Mikheal: Who are you?

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Notice the goat.

Spoiler: Goatlog (click to show/hide)

Mimi: Wait, huh, what? A goat? From Earth?

[Blade Master Model 42]

((I could have sworn that I typed this yesterday.))

Trapped in your own house in purple PJs trapped inside a gothic world. If zombies were around you'd swear you were dreaming of Castlevania. No matter, there are other ways out of the house other than the front door.

>CR: Climb to the roof using the window in the kitchen.

You deftly climb out of the kitchen window, and manage to climb to the top of your weird house sphere thingy. You look around, but start sliding off the roof, and fall off.

Good thing you can fly, apparently.

>Mikheal: Blabber with the Red Bird.

Spoiler: Redlog (click to show/hide)

Mikheal: Who are you?

The red bird ignores you, and keeps flying away. Hm. Rude.

>Mimi: Notice the goat.

Spoiler: Goatlog (click to show/hide)

Mimi: Wait, huh, what? A goat? From Earth?
Earth? Never been there, Missy.

[Bdthemag]

>DB: Do a sweet backflip over imp 4 landing one square left of him! If possible stab him once you land.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>DB: Do a sweet backflip over imp 4 landing one square left of him! If possible stab him once you land.

If you want to move through his space, that'll be an athletics or acrobatics check, and will provoke an attack of opportunity in either case.

>AL: Wake up.

You wake up with a start, keyboard impressions all over your face. Also, you remember your dream plain as day.

Spoiler: Remember (click to show/hide)

[09:03] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 21:03 --
[09:03] AL: HEY!
[09:03] AL: HEY RL!
[09:03] RL: hey
[09:03] RL: yeah
[09:03] AL: WHAT'S UP!
[09:04] RL: and you are...?
[09:04] AL: IT'S ME!
[09:04] AL: APPRENTICELUMBERJACK!
[09:04] RL: oh
[09:04] RL: ssso
[09:04] RL: what the hell isss going on here
[09:04] AL: I DUNNO!
[09:04] AL: BUT IT'S AWESO- WHA!
[09:04] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  falls out his window --
[09:05] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  suddenly realizes he can fly --
[09:05] AL: OKAY, THAT WAS SCARY
[09:05] RL: what, we can fly now too?
[09:05] AL: UH, I GUESS?
[09:05] RL: the hell isss thisss ssshit
[09:05] AL: AM I ASLEEP?
[09:05] RL: I know I am
[09:05] AL: OH.
[09:05] RL: ssso thisss isss probably jussst a weird dream
[09:05] AL: OH
[09:06] AL: MAYBE WE ARE HAVING THE SAME DREAM
[09:06] RL: that would be weird
[09:06] AL: I GUESS
[09:07] AL: SO, WANNA HANG OUT?
[09:08] RL: not much elssse to do
[09:08] RL: besssidesss wake up and go kill more ssshit
[09:08] AL: I'M SURE WE CAN TAKE A BREAK.
[09:08] RL: I guessssss
[09:09] RL: well, might asss well go exploring
[09:09] AL: HEY, THERE ARE MORE OF THE ROOM ORB-Y THINGS!
[09:09] RL: huh
[09:09] RL: yeah, there are
[09:09] RL: weird
[09:09] AL: LET'S SEE IF ANYONE ELSE IS AWAKE!
[09:09] AL: OR ASLEEP.
[09:09] AL: WHATEVER
[09:09] RL: okay then
[09:10] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  flies over to Mimi's dreamsphere thing. --
[09:10] AL: ANY IDEA WHO THIS IS?
[09:10] -- ragingLunatic [RL]  follows. --
[09:10] RL: nope
[09:10] AL: HM
[09:10] RL: again, recurring dream
[09:10] AL: AH, RIGHT
[09:10] AL: THIS IS ALL NEW TO ME
[09:10] RL: I have absssolutely no damn idea what'sss going on here other than that everything isss yellow
[09:10] RL: which isss... fairly obviousss from thisss point
[09:10] AL: I LIKE IT
[09:11] AL: IT FEELS
[09:11] AL: REALLY, REALLY PEACEFUL
[09:11] AL: LIKE EVERYTHING IS OKAY
[09:11] RL: I guessssss
[09:11] RL: it'sss kind of nice
[09:11] AL: AND, FLYING IS REALLY, REALLY COOL
[09:12] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  does a loop-de-loop --
[09:12] RL: I guessssss
[09:13] AL: SO, WHAT IS YOUR WORLD LIKE? ASIDE FROM OBVIOUSLY BEING ALL JUNGLE-Y
[09:13] RL: lotsss of sssnakesss
[09:13] RL: adorable little sssnakesss
[09:13] RL: and treesss
[09:13] RL: it'sss kind of awesssome
[09:14] AL: AH, COOL
[09:14] RL: what'sss yoursss like?
[09:14] AL: IT'S REALLY, REALLY HOT.
[09:14] AL: LIKE, UNCOMFORTABLY.
[09:14] AL: I'M MAKING SOME KIND OF FRIDGE SUIT BEFORE I GO NEXT TIME
[09:14] AL: AND ALSO, I AM KING OF THE JELLY PEOPLE BECAUSE I SAVED THEM FROM A MONSTER
[09:14] AL: IT'S REALLY QUITE AWESOME
[09:14] RL: jelly people.
[09:15] AL: YEAH
[09:15] RL: what.
[09:15] AL: THEY ARE SQUISHY RED JELLY THINGS WITH EYES AND THEY SAY POP A LOT
[09:15] AL: THEY ARE NICE.
[09:15] AL: NOT VERY CONVERSATIONAL THOUGH
[09:15] RL: huh
[09:15] RL: that'sss.... interesssting
[09:15] AL: THEY ARE COOLER THAN I'M MAKING THEM SOUND
[09:16] RL: yeah, probably
[09:16] AL: I DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING OUT ABOUT WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING WHILE I WAS THERE THOUGH. HOW ABOUT YOU?
[09:17] RL: nope
[09:17] AL: AW
[09:17] RL: I met a bunch of sssnakesss, and ran away from sssome impsss
[09:17] RL: that wasss about it
[09:17] AL: HUH
[09:17] AL: I BEAT UP A BIG FLAMING SNAKE THING
[09:18] RL: cool
[09:18] AL: IT SHOOTS PSYCHIC EYE-BEAMS
[09:18] AL: SO WATCH OUT FOR THOSE
[09:18] RL: okay
[09:18] RL: let'sss hope we don't run into more giclopesss
[09:18] AL: YEAH, THOSE THINGS WOULD BE NUTS TO FIGHT.
[09:18] RL: yeah.
[09:19] AL: SO, HAVE YOU SEEN BT AGAIN?
[09:19] RL: a bit
[09:19] RL: he'sss being an overprotective bear, asss usssual >_>
[09:19] AL: HEHE
[09:20] AL: MAYBE HE IS YOUR PERSONAL SUPERHERO
[09:20] AL: OR SOMETHING
[09:20] AL: I WISH I HAD ONE
[09:20] RL: no you don't
[09:20] RL: trussst me, he'sss a pain
[09:20] AL: YEAH, MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE THAT COOL.
[09:21] RL: kinda killsss sssome of the fun of doing thingsss yourssself
[09:21] AL: I DON'T THINK I'D MIND TOO MUCH
[09:22] RL: eh
[09:22] RL: ssso are we gonna explore sssome more, or jussst sssit out here?
[09:22] AL: LET'S EXPLORE!
[09:22] RL: okay
[09:22] AL: SO, WHERE SHOULD WE GO? WANNA CHECK OUT THE BUILDINGS DOWN THERE, OR THE OTHER HOUSE THING
[09:23] RL: other houssse thing, I guessssss
[09:23] AL: OKAY
[09:23] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  flies over to Claire's dreamsphere --
[09:23] -- ragingLunatic [RL]  follows --
[09:23] AL: I DON'T RECOGNIZE HER EITHER
[09:23] RL: me neither
[09:23] RL: weird
[09:24] AL: HUH. OH WELL
[09:24] RL: welp, guessssss we can explore the buildingsss now
[09:24] AL: OKAY.
[09:25] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  flies down to the other buildings --
[09:25] AL: HUH. WEIRD. IT'S DESERTED.
[09:25] AL: MAYBE EVERYONE IS ASLEEP?
[09:25] RL: maybe
[09:25] RL: or maybe they're all doing sssomething
[09:25] AL: YEAH, THAT COULD BE IT
[09:25] AL: EVERYONE COULD BE AT SCHOOL
[09:25] AL: OR WORK
[09:25] AL: SOMETHING
[09:26] RL: well, more exploration then
[09:26] AL: OKAY.
[09:27] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  flies around looking around for sometime, but don't see anyone for a full half hour --
[09:27] RL: well, I guessssss it really isss dessserted
[09:28] AL: THAT IS REALLY WEIRD. YOU'D THINK THERE WOULD BE AT LEAST A FEW PEOPLE
[09:28] RL: yeahg
[09:28] RL: it'sss really odd
[09:28] AL: WAIT, LOOK!
[09:28] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  points to a bright yellow battleship overhead --
[09:28] RL: holy ssshit that'sss a big chain.
[09:28] AL: NO, THERE!
[09:28] RL: oh
[09:28] RL: huh
[09:28] RL: flying yellow thing
[09:29] AL: HEY, COOL, THE CHAIN GOES TO A HUGE GOLDEN PLANET!
[09:29] AL: WEIRD
[09:29] RL: really weird
[09:30] AL: *The battleship lands on the other side of Prospit's moon, near the dreamspheres.*
[09:30] AL: THINK WE SHOULD GO OVER THERE?
[09:30] RL: why not
[09:31] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  flies over to the battleship just as hundreds of prospitians begin to disembark --
[09:32] -- ragingLunatic [RL]  flies over as well --
[09:33] AL: *The prospitians line up in ranks and kneel before the two*
[09:33] AL: UH... OKAY.
[09:33] RL: weird
[09:34] RL: then again, compared to recent eventsss, I'm not really sssurprisssed
[09:34] AL: I AM. THEIS IS WEIRD.
[09:35] RL: how ssso?
[09:35] AL: *The prospitians begin chanting 'The Mage has joined the heir! They are both awake!' over and over.*
[09:35] AL: I'VE NEVER HAD PEOPLE PROSTRATING THEMSELVES BEFORE ME
[09:35] AL: ALSO, THE CHANTING IS A LITTLE WEIRD.
[09:35] RL: little bit
[09:35] RL: ...okay, now it'sss jussst getting on my nervesss
[09:36] AL: *The prospitians stop and look embarassed*
[09:36] AL: UH, SORRY
[09:36] AL: I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE RUDE
[09:36] AL: ...THIS IS AWKWARD
[09:38] AL: HANG ON
[09:38] AL: I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING
[09:38] AL: WHO IS THIS MAGE PERSON?
[09:38] AL: IS THAT ME?
[09:38] RL: well, you'd either be the mage or the heir
[09:38] AL: BECAUSE YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THAT WHEN I WAS ASLEEP ONCE, AND I FORGOT TO ASK
[09:38] AL: I MEAN WHEN YOU WERE ASLEEP
[09:38] AL: FRIG
[09:38] RL: did I really
[09:38] RL: well then
[09:39] AL: YEAH
[09:39] RL: and I guessssss... I'd be the heir then
[09:39] RL: sssince that linesss up with what the troll people keep sssaying
[09:39] AL: *One of the prospitians helpfully points out that you are the Heir of Blood and Alex is the Mage of rage*
[09:39] AL: RAGE?
[09:39] AL: REALLY?
[09:39] RL: blood?
[09:39] AL: THAT'S A WEIRD TITLE.
[09:39] RL: isss that sssome sssick joke?
[09:40] RL: better than mine
[09:40] AL: *The prospitian shrugs*
[09:40] RL: well then
[09:40] AL: WELL, BLOOD IS ASSOCIATED WITH ALL KINDS OF THINGS
[09:40] RL: who are the other people here, then?
[09:40] AL: LIKE ROYALTY
[09:40] AL: AND SACRIFICE
[09:40] AL: AND OTHER STUFF
[09:40] RL: yeah
[09:40] RL: 'other ssstuff'
[09:40] RL: thisss game hasss sssuch a sssenssse of humor, har har har
[09:41] AL: *the prospitian points to Mimi's tower and tells you she is the Seer of Space.*
[09:41] AL: *Then to Claire's and says she is the Thief of Void*
[09:41] AL: HUH.
[09:41] AL: HOW CAN YOU STEAL VOID?
[09:42] AL: *The prospitian shrugs again*
[09:42] RL: I don't even know
[09:42] RL: but the ssseer, that sssoundsss familiar
[09:42] AL: REALLY?
[09:42] AL: ALL THIS STUFF IS NEW TO ME.
[09:43] RL: well, I remember hearing ssseer sssomewhere...
[09:43] RL: oh yeah!
[09:43] RL: that one troll wasss ssseer of theory
[09:43] AL: WHAT?
[09:43] AL: OH
[09:43] RL: but that.. doesssn't really help, doesss it
[09:43] AL: I GUESS NOT
[09:44] RL: :\
[09:44] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  turns to address the Prospitians. --
[09:45] AL: SO... WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
[09:45] RL: good quessstion.
[09:45] AL: *The designated speaker says that it is foretold you and 4 children of Derse will fight the dark Kingdom and claim the Ultimate Reward at the center of Skaia.*
[09:46] AL: THERE ARE EIGHT OF US.
[09:46] RL: okay then
[09:47] RL: ssso we can chalk thisss up to weird game ssstuff
[09:47] AL: I SUPPOSE
[09:47] AL: SO, IS MAGE OF RAGE LIKE A CLASS THING THEN?
[09:47] AL: I HOPE I GET FIRE POWERS
[09:47] AL: MAYBE MY IMPS WOULDN'T BURN ME.
[09:47] RL: and I'd end up with... blood powersss
[09:48] RL: that'sss be... not ussseful
[09:48] RL: at all
[09:48] AL: MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE SO LITERAL.
[09:48] AL: MAYBE YOU COULD HEAL PEOPLE
[09:48] AL: OR GET REALLY GOOD AT HURTING BAD GUYS
[09:48] AL: I DUNNO
[09:48] RL: me neither
[09:49] RL: well, thanksssfor your help, white carapace people
[09:49] AL: *The prospitian speaker responds that they will help us as much as they can, and you need simply call on them for assistance*
[09:50] RL: okay then
[09:50] AL: COOL
[09:50] AL: HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY BROTHER IS?
[09:50] AL: I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE THIS MORNING, BEFORE I CAME HERE
[09:51] AL: *the speaker responds that if it is guidance he seeks, his best bet is the clouds of Skaia. Then he points up*
[09:51] AL: OH.
[09:51] RL: ooh, ssshiny
[09:52] RL: that looksss a bit... familiar
[09:52] AL: *RL sees a vision of a much older looking Alex with hands soaked with blood, and wearing a golden vest and a shiny metallic armlet on his right arm*
[09:53] RL: what the eff
[09:53] AL: WHOA
[09:54] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  sees a vision of himself going through a gate on LoPaV, and emerging on LoSaJ* --
[09:54] RL: well thisss isss... ssstrange
[09:55] AL: HEY, I THINK I KNOW HOW TO GET TO YOUR LAND!
[09:55] AL: IF I CAN FIND SOME LANDMARKS. AND GET A JETPACK.
[09:56] RL: huh
[09:56] RL: cool
[09:56] RL: I sssaw... you, with your hand all bloody and ssshit
[09:56] AL: HUH?
[09:56] AL: THAT'S... SCARY
[09:57] RL: ...yeeeah
[09:57] RL: let'sss not think about that
[09:57] AL: YES. LET'S NOT THINK ABOUT THAT AT ALL.
[09:57] AL: WAIT, DID YOU SEE ANYONE ELSE?
[09:58] RL: ...nope
[09:58] AL: OH. HM. WELL, THERE GOES THAT EXPLANA-
[09:58] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  suddenly disappears. --

[SirAaronIII]

Another dumb question, but is there a list of who has what land?

[TherosPherae]

RL: Wander.