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[Capntastic]

No because, you see, in World War 2,

[Darvi]

Not to mention the huge green French lady standing outside New York.

No because, you see, in World War 2,

Whoops?

[Willfor]

There's really no reason for him to finish that statement. Context should put everything into perspective.

Everyone knows that in World War 2 France invaded all of Europe and made an enemy of democracy -- wait... no, that was another country.

[Criptfeind]

French eat snails, Germans make beer and bratwursts and genocide.

The snails can not be forgiven.

[Aqizzar]

No no, see, the French ran away from every war anyone ever declared on them, and rich people take vacations there, and all Frenchmen are gay, and there's something communist about their country but I can't put my finger on what.  Therefore, speaking French makes you a pussy, on top of already being unpatriotic for knowing any language other than English.

[Osmosis Jones]

... Americans' minds work in weird ways 

[Criptfeind]

It's just a thing you know?

[Zrk2]

on top of already being unpatriotic for knowing any language other than English.

I presume you mean American.

[Heron TSG]

... Americans' minds work in weird ways 

This is why there needs to be actual punctuation (that doesn't just look like a question mark) for sarcasm. I'm certain Aqizzar is being sarcastic, what with the sarcasm physically punching me in the eyes, but I'm not sure about this one.

I don't know what people have against France. What they did in World War I was incredible, defending themselves to the last to protect their capital. Plus all the wars France won beforehand. I won't even mention Europa Universalis...

Anyway, can anyone summarize the 'Ryan Plan'? I've heard Huntsman is a supporter of it, but every article I find about it is just about the author's opinion of the plan, not the plan itself.

[Frumple]

I presume you mean American.

Silly Zrk2, to the sort of American they're talking about, only one country speaks English, and that's America. The rest of you "English" speakers gabber in some sort of sometimes-amusing lesser dialect. Like ebonics, just country wide. 'We' just let you claim it's English out of a sort of paternal amusement for the lesser.

Wish to fribblyfrabbly there weren't actually people that think like that

[Nadaka]

Yea, its English people that have the weird accent and can't speak english.

[Loud Whispers]

Yea, its English people that have the weird accent and can't speak english.

I do hope you're joking here

[scriver]

The whole surrender monkey thing makes even less sense when considering France has the best statistics in the world when it comes to wars won or lost.

Also my favourite historical figure also helped America revolute. Von Fersen kicked some major translation arse and won the war for you. Single-handedly. While seducing all the women.

[Osmosis Jones]

Von Fersen kicked some major translation arse and won the war for you. Single-handedly. While seducing all the women.

Pffft, all Kosciuszko.

[Strife26]

The whole surrender monkey thing makes even less sense when considering France has the best statistics in the world when it comes to wars won or lost.

Also my favourite historical figure also helped America revolute. Von Fersen kicked some major translation arse and won the war for you. Single-handedly. While seducing all the women.

Between WWII and the Franco-Prussian war, they kinda lost the right to that record in the eyes of the world.




But yeah, how about that them there Americun rednecks bein all anti-dawone and science and demanden dat thos there ten comandments (that they could'n name if asked( shou' be in ah red-white-n-blue buildings, and painted all over a ten foo depletd uraniunium wall ah-round the hole country and alla our territorial possestions. besids actin like 'MERICA (fuck yeah) eh the world's only super power or sometin an' p . . . wai, RUSH is ba' on de talky box. Gotta lisen, cuz he's all bout tellin REAL MERICANs what's happening, cuz we ain't jus sheepes lisetnig to what the vast left wing conspiracy-media says.