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JackOSpades

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2012, 07:38:06 am »
A Splattering of Blood from a goblin Snatcher
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bad Enough they kidnap dwarven children they don't HAVE to spell out what they do with them  :-\

I counter Attack with Dwarven Ron Jeremy  :P

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2012, 07:53:03 am »
I had Imust Spurtglands the Moistness of Squids.

And Goblin mcGoblin the Epidemic Piss-pick of Knots.
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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2012, 02:54:19 pm »
Quote from: krenshala on January 13, 2012, 01:30:23 am
Quote from: Yone on January 13, 2012, 01:27:26 am
I had a forgotten beast in my current fort named Sodor Snotfiend the Deceiver of Crotches...
You don't happen to still have the description of said (better off) forgotten beasty, do you?

"A gigantic frog with external ribs. It has four broad horns and it has a bloated body. It's brass skin is leathery. Beware its fire!"
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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2012, 06:51:47 am »
Had a fort with the random name "The Spears of Loving".
How's that for innuendo?
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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2012, 06:56:00 am »
My first real fortress was called Knifemurders.  The best part is if you look at my username. "That's not a knife..."
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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #50 on: January 31, 2012, 09:28:45 am »
One of the better ones I've had is the name for the local government.

'The Climactic Amazing Guild'.

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #51 on: January 31, 2012, 10:08:22 am »
Quote from: Monk321654 on January 07, 2012, 07:25:55 pm
Quote from: King DZA on January 07, 2012, 07:24:19 pm
I didn't quite catch the innuendo, mind explaining it in vivid detail?
Seriously?
WAHAHAHA!
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Still not getting it. Perhaps images are necessary.
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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #52 on: January 31, 2012, 08:08:04 pm »
Quote from: Duntada Man on January 31, 2012, 10:08:22 am
Quote from: Monk321654 on January 07, 2012, 07:25:55 pm
Quote from: King DZA on January 07, 2012, 07:24:19 pm
I didn't quite catch the innuendo, mind explaining it in vivid detail?
Seriously?
WAHAHAHA!
Spread Tits.
Still not getting it. Perhaps images are necessary.

Hmm, quite.

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Quote from: Virlomi on March 02, 2012, 10:57:13 am
Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #53 on: January 31, 2012, 08:14:55 pm »
Quote from: Duntada Man on January 31, 2012, 10:08:22 am
Quote from: Monk321654 on January 07, 2012, 07:25:55 pm
Quote from: King DZA on January 07, 2012, 07:24:19 pm
I didn't quite catch the innuendo, mind explaining it in vivid detail?
Seriously?
WAHAHAHA!
Spread Tits.
Still not getting it. Perhaps images are necessary.

Easy:

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Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 23, 2011, 07:00:20 pm
How sad, imagine what they would've come up with... Booze proppelled rocket bayonets
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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #54 on: January 31, 2012, 09:03:02 pm »


lol boobies
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Quote from: Virlomi on March 02, 2012, 10:57:13 am
Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #55 on: January 31, 2012, 09:13:32 pm »
My internet searches for this confusing subjected suggested that he might also be referring to "jugs".

Similar to and not unlike the ones carried by this woman...
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Just how a ceramic statue, 2 species of bird, and a container for liquid are related remains to be explained.
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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #56 on: January 31, 2012, 11:11:09 pm »
Quote from: wierd on January 31, 2012, 09:13:32 pm
Just how a ceramic statue, 2 species of bird, and a container for liquid are related remains to be explained.

I deduce it has further connections to bike horns, noisy owls, twin drums made from the skin of an african deer, large palm nuts and several varieties of the Cucurbitaceae family of plants.

What ever could it be?
« Last Edit: January 31, 2012, 11:18:16 pm by Muttonhawk »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 23, 2011, 07:00:20 pm
How sad, imagine what they would've come up with... Booze proppelled rocket bayonets
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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #57 on: February 01, 2012, 01:00:32 am »
only a DF thread can make me go learn things....
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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #58 on: February 01, 2012, 05:57:53 pm »
Quote from: Muttonhawk on January 31, 2012, 11:11:09 pm
Quote from: wierd on January 31, 2012, 09:13:32 pm
Just how a ceramic statue, 2 species of bird, and a container for liquid are related remains to be explained.

I deduce it has further connections to bike horns, noisy owls, twin drums made from the skin of an african deer, large palm nuts and several varieties of the Cucurbitaceae family of plants.

What ever could it be?

Also, a shelf-like wire framework designed to hold pans, or a wooden shelf-like object holding spices?
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Re: lol RNG
« Reply #59 on: February 01, 2012, 06:12:13 pm »
This forgotten beast was shot through an IKEA by a dwarven cannon then?
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