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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742604 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4770 on: December 11, 2017, 04:00:54 pm »

I'm surprised we didn't get any population from the halfling lands or Ceodwell.

I'm actually dividing the population by amount of land. Thickly populated small lands = big population. Vast lands with sparse settlements = small population. Neither Hurthlings nor Ceodwells had any metropolises going (nor unhabitated wastelands) around so the population score remains stable until some baby boom/bubonic plague/something else kicks in.



You decide to not raise the taxes.

1128 AD, Spring

Apparently the mixture of beliefs and philosophies that is Enyntheism is far more popular than anyone thought previously.

This spiritual movement since the Council of Luathbas has gathered tens of thousands of adherents thorough your whole Kingdom. Even today young acolytes of Singularism or practicants of Pantheon discard their veils and robes and seek spiritual and intellectual enlightement amongst the Enyntheists. This cult has reached so much attention (and support from important people) that Enyn has been declared 'The First Master' and has apparently founded the headquarters of the faith in the city of Feinn in far west of Methiant, in the lands that were once Kingdom of Felonsein.

A) That's a bit too much and too fast for my liking. I ought to curb this revolutionary movement!
B) Hey, it's a faith just like many others. If they're successful, that's not my problem.
C) Truly, the Enyntheism *the* new, true faith of Methiant peoples. I should support it myself!
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4771 on: December 11, 2017, 04:02:25 pm »

Are other things relative as well? Like now that we're twice as big, is our army also going to be twice as large at the same number, since we're attracting the attention of the big boys with all this expansion, it'd be nice to be able to punch at their level as well.

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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4772 on: December 11, 2017, 04:03:17 pm »

B.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4773 on: December 11, 2017, 04:05:04 pm »

B

Free marketplace of religions, baby! This is what was agreed upon and so that's what we'll have.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4774 on: December 11, 2017, 04:08:59 pm »

B

. . . while your wifey is knitting some extra very small socks.
Hmm, could it be good news for once . . .  ;D
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4775 on: December 11, 2017, 04:11:30 pm »

B
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4776 on: December 11, 2017, 04:15:25 pm »

Haspen, can we rename ourselve Luathbas?

B is best, if possible I want a secular-ish state.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4777 on: December 11, 2017, 04:35:33 pm »

B
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4778 on: December 11, 2017, 04:40:53 pm »

Haspen, can we rename ourselve Luathbas?

B is best, if possible I want a secular-ish state.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4779 on: December 11, 2017, 04:50:44 pm »

Are other things relative as well? Like now that we're twice as big, is our army also going to be twice as large at the same number, since we're attracting the attention of the big boys with all this expansion, it'd be nice to be able to punch at their level as well.

I ought to start scaling that up too, huh? Soon, yes.



You decide not to interfere with the natural order of things.

1128 AD, Mid-Spring

Your wife gives birth to a healthy baby boy! She names him 'Eivan' after a heroic warlord popular amongst commoners of the early 11th century.

1128 AD, Late Spring

Tutors of your twin sons, Leath and Tywynn, are pleased to announce that the two boys are showing promise of being great rulers. Leath is a charismatic young fellow with some skill with lute and bard's feather, while Tywynn shapes up to be a master of martial arts, especially spear-and-shield fighting as well as troop leading.

1128 AD, Summer

The annual caravan of ketton cloth arrives at the capital. Per your promise to Shapur, it is re-packed and then sent eastwards under your soldiers' guard to the Kashites.

Few days later, it seems that a champion barbarian of sorts have arrived at your capital. Calling himself 'Undar the Deathless', he issued a challenge to all who feel worthy; the man who bests him will receive his full-gold necklace, claymore forged of pure dwarven steel and the plate armor adorned with highest quality elven lacquer plates - items he earned from over twenty years of traveling and questing and fighting.

Of course, the duel is to the death.

Much to your wife's horror, Tywynn boasts aloud he himself is worthy of dueling this 'Undar'!

A) Tywynn ain't going because I'm going myself!!
B) Is the kid mad? He ain't going to challege Undar, so speaketh myself!
C) Sure, I have high hopes in Tywynn martial skills - and think of prestige we earn from victory over this traveling champion!
« Last Edit: December 11, 2017, 04:54:00 pm by Haspen »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4780 on: December 11, 2017, 04:55:56 pm »

C

I hope he doesn't die, but even if he does it'd settle the matter of succession nicely.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4781 on: December 11, 2017, 04:57:27 pm »

C

I hope he doesn't die, but even if he does it'd settle the matter of succession nicely.
I think that's a wonderful quote, but I'm not supporting letting our son be killed by a barbarian. Dunno what to support actually.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4782 on: December 11, 2017, 04:59:19 pm »

C, we have an heir, and plenty of spares.
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« Reply #4783 on: December 11, 2017, 05:07:02 pm »

C
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4784 on: December 11, 2017, 05:08:23 pm »

C, we have an heir, and plenty of spares.
+1, and pray for a good roll.
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