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Title: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on May 15, 2017, 01:37:44 pm
UNNATURAL SELECTION

Congratulations [INSERT INMATE NUMBER HERE], you have been selected to take part in a BioGenesis combat test! This is an exciting opportunity to test out some of BioGenesis' new, cutting edge genetic modification systems, relieve the stress created by your incarceration, and even gain an all inclusive pardon!  The rules for this test are extremely simple:

1. You will be provided with a BioGenesis personal  Gene Modifier. Each Gene modifier is programmed to allow its user to alter their genome up to 10 full times. These alterations can be minor or all encompassing; change one gene or change them all! The only limit is that you may only do it 10 times before the Gene Modifier requires a recharge.

2. Your gene modifier will be fully recharged whenever you kill another participant of the test.

3. The Combat arena will change every time a member of the test is killed. A new participant will be introduced during this change.

4. If a participant ever manages to kill 10 other participants, they will be considered a winner and removed from the test. The test will continue without them.


BioGenesis thanks you for your mandatory participation in this test.

BioGenesis: Life, Perfected.


Spoiler: RULES FOR ROLLS (click to show/hide)


Spoiler:  RULES FOR GENES (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: PLAYER SHEET (click to show/hide)

Here's our current arena. It starts nice and boring. You're down in the dark section.

(http://i.imgur.com/zFS8551.png)

I need 6 people to start this murder party. Waitlist is a lottery, not based on when you showed up.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 15, 2017, 01:40:26 pm
Eh, why not, put me in!

Name: HB
Genome:
GP MJ // // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK DP
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //
Description: some dude, I guess.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: NJW2000 on May 15, 2017, 01:54:26 pm
IN


Question: Soooooo... one could change from one genome to any other one in a single turn?

Spoiler: sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: OceanSoul on May 15, 2017, 01:56:31 pm
I'm in!

GP MJ // // AB
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //

(I will put my modifications in bold; the first few'll be public, to help everyone figure this all out)
Body: Average humanoid, willing to help everyone figure out what genomes do what. Brown hair, brown eyes, light tan skin, 5 feet or so tall. Has arms, legs, and a head.

Edit: (Anyone mind if I call this Geneticon?)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: piecewise on May 15, 2017, 02:02:56 pm
IN


Question: Soooooo... one could change from one genome to any other one in a single turn?
Yes. From this
GP MJ // // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //

To this
GP MJ // // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // AA

Is one modification and takes 1 turn.

From this
GP MJ // // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //

to this

WH AT TH EF UC
KD ID YO US AY
TO ME YO UL IT
TL ES HI TI LL
FU CK IN GR EC
KY OU MA TE //
// // BF // //

Is also one modification and takes 1 turn. Genome, remember, refers to the ENTIRE code, not a single GENE, which is just one part of that code.

And yes, you're all standard humans right now...well mostly standard. You're technically genderless as per this set up.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: AoshimaMichio on May 15, 2017, 02:07:52 pm
My genome:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 15, 2017, 02:12:13 pm
GP MJ // // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // YK //
// // BF // //

Description: Average human. Nothing special. Yet.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: Rautherdir on May 15, 2017, 02:17:05 pm
In!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 15, 2017, 02:17:41 pm
Name: John Average Joe

Genome:
GP MJ // // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //

Description: An average human.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: Dustan Hache on May 15, 2017, 02:29:11 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: OceanSoul on May 15, 2017, 02:35:26 pm
Looks like the waitlist has filled. It's me, Harry Baldman, NJW2000, AoshimaMichio, Coolrune206, and either Rauthendir or FallacyofUrist, depending on whether having a sheet or not is required to truly be in. Sorry, Dustan, better luck next time.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: AoshimaMichio on May 15, 2017, 02:40:34 pm
Somebody is bound to kill themselves with aggressive mutations. Or otherwise get killed.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: Rautherdir on May 15, 2017, 02:45:52 pm
I get the feeling life will be cheap in this game, so I wouldn't worry about long wait-times.
Also if we need a genome to get in Dustan will end up in the game from the start as NJW also does not have a genome up yet.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: OceanSoul on May 15, 2017, 02:54:10 pm
How did I not notice that? *facepalm*

Anyway, on further inspection, the OP only says that Piecewise needs 6 people to START the party. So, there may be room or more players. Then again, the current waitlisting model would sustain the player count at whatever it starts with, so probably not.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: Dustan Hache on May 15, 2017, 03:04:19 pm
I get the feeling life will be cheap in this game, so I wouldn't worry about long wait-times.
Also if we need a genome to get in Dustan will end up in the game from the start as NJW also does not have a genome up yet.
it's lottery based. Don't assume quite yet, because he might just assign a default genome to you if you do not have one.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: OceanSoul on May 15, 2017, 03:13:07 pm
I get the feeling life will be cheap in this game, so I wouldn't worry about long wait-times.
Also if we need a genome to get in Dustan will end up in the game from the start as NJW also does not have a genome up yet.
it's lottery based. Don't assume quite yet, because he might just assign a default genome to you if you do not have one.
First, he only said that the waitlist will be a lottery. Second, he said, under "RULES FOR GENES", albeit indirectly, that we all have the same genome.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: piecewise on May 15, 2017, 03:30:52 pm
Geez, people are already starting to modify their people. Hold on to your butts, peeps.

Eh, why not, put me in!

Name: HB
Genome:
GP MJ // // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK DP
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //
Description: some dude, I guess.
I dub you HB!

IN


Question: Soooooo... one could change from one genome to any other one in a single turn?

Spoiler: sheet (click to show/hide)
I Dub thee NJ



I'm in!

GP MJ // // AB
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //

(I will put my modifications in bold; the first few'll be public, to help everyone figure this all out)
Body: Average humanoid, willing to help everyone figure out what genomes do what. Brown hair, brown eyes, light tan skin, 5 feet or so tall. Has arms, legs, and a head.

Edit: (Anyone mind if I call this Geneticon?)
I dub thee OS!

My genome:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You are now AO

GP MJ // // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // YK //
// // BF // //

Description: Average human. Nothing special. Yet.
CR

In!
RA

(http://i.imgur.com/EcgBlGs.png)




Ok, NOW you can start mutating yourself. And murdering.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: piecewise on May 15, 2017, 03:32:40 pm
WAITLIST:
FallacyofUrist
Dustan Hache
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: NJW2000 on May 15, 2017, 03:59:27 pm
Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Defend/Evade.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on May 15, 2017, 04:14:13 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Character:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Would love to join
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: piecewise on May 15, 2017, 04:16:45 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Character:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Would love to join

You're on the waitlist

WAITLIST:
FallacyofUrist
Dustan Hache
Abstracttraitorhero
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: Rautherdir on May 15, 2017, 04:40:19 pm
Well, after figuring out just how many possible genomes there are... I'm just going to use a random number generator.
This might be a horrible mistake.

Spoiler: New Genome (click to show/hide)

Figure out what that new genome did.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: OceanSoul on May 15, 2017, 05:38:27 pm
Top right gene to AB.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 15, 2017, 05:44:36 pm
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: crazyabe on May 15, 2017, 05:46:40 pm
Spoiler: sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 15, 2017, 06:09:34 pm
Do a little mutation dance.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: Paphi on May 15, 2017, 07:00:40 pm
In?

You say you can't factor in giant claws if you don't know we have them, but we start as androgynous humans? I'm confused. Are we all human(oid) at start, and you determine what effect any mods have?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on May 15, 2017, 08:07:59 pm
Waitlist!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: ATHATH on May 15, 2017, 08:55:54 pm
IN!

Reading OP...
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: ATHATH on May 15, 2017, 09:00:31 pm
Name: Gonna Die Horribly (GDH)
Genome:
GP MJ AA AA AA
AA YZ AA AA AA
AA AA AA NK AA
AA VL AA AA AA
AA AA EC AA AA
EN AA AA AA AA
AA AA BF AA AA
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: endlessblaze on May 15, 2017, 09:46:09 pm
Waitlist
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: piecewise on May 15, 2017, 09:53:38 pm
WAITLIST:
FallacyofUrist
Dustan Hache
Abstracttraitorhero
Paphi
Crazyabe
Athath
Endlessblaze

In?

You say you can't factor in giant claws if you don't know we have them, but we start as androgynous humans? I'm confused. Are we all human(oid) at start, and you determine what effect any mods have?
You all start as human. As soon as you're in the arena, you can start modifying yourself however you want. Thats when you start getting parts to keep track of. I figured that was self-explanatory but I was clearly mistaken since about 60% of people came in already modifying themselves.


HB: in
CR: in
AO: Waiting
OS: in
RA: in
NJ: in

Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: AoshimaMichio on May 15, 2017, 10:48:05 pm
Sorry, I sleep when you lot play.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: piecewise on May 16, 2017, 12:32:26 pm
Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Defend/Evade.
You pull out your gene manipulator and make a few changes on the display screen before sticking the needle into your arm.

Well, two major things happen to you. First, your skin turns green and scaly and two massive nostrils open up on your chest. Second, both of your arms shrink into your body and then something new grows in their place. Two deep blue fleshy lumps with a crystalline consistency, both in the shape of human mouths, lips and teeth and all.  These glands leak super cold fluid, like liquid oxygen. You have to be careful not to get any on you.


Do a little mutation dance.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
A two foot long human tounge grows out of your chest.

Your hair falls out and your follicles start releasing thick black smoke like miniture volcanos. Your whole body is covered in a layer of constantly buzzing wasp wings. Your lower body deforms into a long, earthworm like tail. Your upper body changes from normal flesh into a cage of sharpened, overlapping antlers in the shape of a human chest. Your organs are visible within, still working away in their cage of bone. Your arms shrink away and are replaced by perfectly conical horns that leak carcinogens. Your legs shrink into the worm body and are replaced by two emaciated spider heads that bite and twitch and writhe all over the place at high speed.

You cannot run, or even walk. So you slither towards AO on your wormy lower body.

Sorry, I sleep when you lot play.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your head is replaced with a cat leg. Still has your hair on it, weirdly.  Your arms are replaced with vertical fanged mouths that extend down the length of your chest. These mouths have human arms instead of tongues. Your legs are replaced by heavy bone weights.

Of course this doesn't really matter because you replaced your head with a cat leg so you are dead. I'm very lenient in this game in terms of anatomy, but if you don't have a brain SOMEWHERE in your body, I'm gonna call that dead.


Top right gene to AB.
Head to bone hook. Also dead.

Well, after figuring out just how many possible genomes there are... I'm just going to use a random number generator.
This might be a horrible mistake.

Spoiler: New Genome (click to show/hide)

Figure out what that new genome did.

Your head turns into a cluster of four sticky lion's tails that each end with a lizard's eye. They also each have a single dog ear. Because why not.  Your lion tails are attached to a fish tail that replaces your neck. Of course that fishtail is in the shape of a featureless horsehead. Your legs turn into a single octopus tentacle that end in a bone dome. A reptillian fringe runs down the length of it and its suckers have been replaced with tiny orange organs shaped like horse legs. They leak some kind of gas constantly. Your arms are replaced with a single cat tail that ends in a bulbous organ that constantly spews flame. Its at about this point in the mutation process that the gas from your "leg" is ignited by the flame from your "arm" and you combust and explode at the same time.

So you are also dead.





Wow, three corpses in one turn.

our new participants are
Abstracttraitorhero
Fallacyofurist
ATHATH

The arena has begun changing; the darker spots are sections of the arena that are starting to sink down into the floor.

(http://i.imgur.com/fWLQQ6w.png)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: OceanSoul on May 16, 2017, 12:39:27 pm
Halfway through the turn, I was anticipating some intricate description of what happened to me. 6 words cannot fathom the pain I felt at my turn. Well, there was technichally no pain, since I had no brain to feel pain with. And I only added a SINGLE gene. I thought I was safe from self-murder.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: NJW2000 on May 16, 2017, 12:40:00 pm
Spoiler: new genome (click to show/hide)

Move onto the non-shrinking square to my right. Then evade any bastardly attacks.


Spoiler: current description (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: OceanSoul on May 16, 2017, 12:46:42 pm
ATHATH! You can use my bone head as a weapon!

...bone HOOK head, to be specific.

Piecewise, are our bodies still around?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: piecewise on May 16, 2017, 01:02:10 pm
I thought I was safe from self-murder.
In one of my games? Never~

You can always sign up again. I doubt it will take long to get back in.

And yeah, bodies remain for a short time.


WAITLIST:
Dustan Hache
Paphi
Crazyabe
Endlessblaze
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on May 16, 2017, 01:41:31 pm
Jane come's in quietly and then her eye's light up. Delicious flesh! But...it can wait one moment....a though filled her head of a certain fighting game she knew what she had to do.
"Today is a good day to eat."
Genome changing time.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 16, 2017, 01:53:07 pm
Spoiler: Super Secret (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: Dustan Hache on May 16, 2017, 02:04:35 pm
Just a note, but from analyzing the turn I believe that changing the top left corner will alter your head and most likely kill you. fair warning to everyone.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: AoshimaMichio on May 16, 2017, 02:17:36 pm
Somebody is bound to kill themselves with aggressive mutations. Or otherwise get killed.

Speak of it and it will happen. Wonderful.

Back into waitlist!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: Rautherdir on May 16, 2017, 02:27:24 pm
Hey, what do you know, 3 people died on the first turn!
Waitlist me please
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 16, 2017, 02:29:16 pm
Perform breathing exercises and mutate ever so slightly. Flap my tongue around a bit. Instruct anybody coming toward me to kindly fuck off, kick them in the head if they don't desist.

Spoiler: HB (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: piecewise on May 16, 2017, 02:58:04 pm
WAITLIST:
Dustan Hache
Paphi
Crazyabe
Endlessblaze
Harry baldman
Rautherdir
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 16, 2017, 03:01:53 pm
At least kill me before putting me on a waitlist, PW! This is getting silly!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: OceanSoul on May 16, 2017, 03:04:31 pm
Wow, that's a long waitlist. Can you put me on it?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: piecewise on May 16, 2017, 03:13:14 pm
Woops, sorry HB. I switched you and AoshimaMichio.

WAITLIST:
Dustan Hache
Paphi
Crazyabe
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
AoshimaMichio

Wow, that's a long waitlist. Can you put me on it?
Yep. Remember, I select off the waitlist at random, so no matter where you are on it, you have an equal chance to get in.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: Egan_BW on May 16, 2017, 03:28:28 pm
Waitlist
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on May 16, 2017, 04:07:07 pm
Hey, could I get on the waitlist?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: ATHATH on May 16, 2017, 05:12:05 pm
Use my gene-modifier on myself to change my genome/character sheet to the following:
Spoiler: New Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

If I'm able to, pick up and wield OceanSoul's hook-head as a weapon (pry it off of his neck, if necessary).

Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: ATHATH on May 16, 2017, 05:14:37 pm
Spoiler: @PW (and only PW) (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: piecewise on May 16, 2017, 05:24:29 pm
WAITLIST:
Dustan Hache
Paphi
Crazyabe
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
AoshimaMichio
Egan
Doctormctaalik

Spoiler: @PW (and only PW) (click to show/hide)
I can neither confirm nor deny
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: piecewise on May 16, 2017, 05:31:22 pm
HB: in
CR: in
ATH: in
NJ: In
AH: In
FOU: Waiting
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 16, 2017, 06:25:36 pm
Uh, okay. Grab somebody distracted and strangle them.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: Person on May 16, 2017, 06:57:16 pm
I heard there was a list to do some waiting on around here. Seems like a good spot to sit down and watch the chaos. I want in. Or is it on? Whichever way works.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: Egan_BW on May 16, 2017, 08:33:56 pm
Try to throw something into the arena.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: mastahcheese on May 17, 2017, 12:48:24 am
This kinda reminds me of the Flesher system you made for your steam-punk airship game (Where you could grow a living ship). That was an odd system, I miss it.

In any case, throw me in to this genetic clusterfuck.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: AoshimaMichio on May 17, 2017, 02:14:59 am
Just a note, but from analyzing the turn I believe that changing the top left corner will alter your head and most likely kill you. fair warning to everyone.

Actually I would go even so far as to claim entire top line (henceforth known chromosome 1) will alter your head in some ways.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: piecewise on May 17, 2017, 11:42:58 am
WAITLIST:
Dustan Hache
Paphi
Crazyabe
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
AoshimaMichio
Egan
Doctormctaalik
Person
Mastacheese

Do me a favor and bold any genome changes each turn.


Spoiler: new genome (click to show/hide)

Move onto the non-shrinking square to my right. Then evade any bastardly attacks.


Spoiler: current description (click to show/hide)
You climb up onto the block next to you and then alter your genes again. 8 uses left.

Your arm things shrink back into your body and are replaced by purple-tinged reptilian nostrils. You grow a pair of foot long praying mantis forelimbs from your neck.  Each of your legs is replaced with a human head.  Your arms and legs, or rather your reptilian noses and human heads where the arms and legs should go, shift to the front of your body and merge a single nose and head respectively.  A massive human mouth opens up on your chest and your flesh turns a dark reddish hue and starts producing a frightening amount of heat.

Jane come's in quietly and then her eye's light up. Delicious flesh! But...it can wait one moment....a though filled her head of a certain fighting game she knew what she had to do.
"Today is a good day to eat."
Genome changing time.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Your Arms, legs and entire lower body vanish, shriveling into your torso. In their place, a huge human mouth opens up on your chest. You feel like you could scream very VERY loudly now.

Spoiler: Super Secret (click to show/hide)

8 uses left.

Your neck morphs into a huge spider head. The spider head looks perfectly spiderlike except for the mouth which takes the form of a dog or wolf muzzle. Your head returns to normal and then grows thick and bristly black hair, your teeth morph into long fangs and your bottom jaw splits into two mandibles. You also sprout two fluffy mothlike antennae. Your human abdomen returns, but with a long earthworm body sprouting out the back of it, like a tail. At the end of that wormy tail is a spider head. Your human chest returns, however your ribs burst out from your flesh and form sharpened claw like protrusions. A single large anter grows out of your chest. Your human arm returns, but with a spider head for the shoulder, like a paudron. Your fingers end in conical spikes that leak powerful mutagens. Your human legs return as well, but with a spider head on top of your knees. Your whole body is still coated in buzzing wasp wings.


Perform breathing exercises and mutate ever so slightly. Flap my tongue around a bit. Instruct anybody coming toward me to kindly fuck off, kick them in the head if they don't desist.

Spoiler: HB (click to show/hide)
Your chest-tongue vanishes and nothing seems to replace it. Huh.  8 mutations left.


Use my gene-modifier on myself to change my genome/character sheet to the following:
Spoiler: New Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

If I'm able to, pick up and wield OceanSoul's hook-head as a weapon (pry it off of his neck, if necessary).


Really? Fine. 

Your whole body takes on a geometric shape. Your body becomes furry and flexible, with gray skin. Your head hairs turn into lots of tiny antlers which end in tiny laser emitters. Your neck turns into a thick gray mass of flesh that rotates constantly and throws out slimey, marble sized pieces of white material. These slimey balls burst like firecrackers when they land.  Your chest turns into a giant lion's head with goat's eyes, in the vague shape of a human chest. The lion's tongue resembles a porcupine mass of barbs that occasionally fires off a barb. Your lower body is replaced by a vertical fanged mouth in the shape of a human abdomen with conical horns for teeth. A swarm of tiny flying creatures that look like boar tusks with fly wings seem to live inside this mouth. Your arms turn into rotting, distorted human mouths with tongues in the shape of human arms. The human-tongue arms end in giant eyeballs instead of hands. Your legs remain, but they have 3 fish scales, three fangs along the front of the shin and a tripod of elephant feet instead of normal feet. Your teeth, claws and any similar parts leak poison.

You walk over and tear off the head bone hook from OS's body. We'll assume you do this with your mouth since you have no arms.

Uh, okay. Grab somebody distracted and strangle them.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Not specifying eh? I'll roll random for it....Abstracttraitorhero. [4 vs 18-5 (Because he's a torso)]

FoU runs over to AH and starts trying to strangle him. However, despite the fact that AH is literally a fucking torso, FoU just cannot manage to get a good grip on his neck.









Of course none of this matters since both FoU and AH end up being lowered into lava a few seconds later because they didn't bother to get off the sinking tiles in the arena! ATH joins them because he walked over to OS's corpse and just sunk into the earth!


Egan (EG), Dustan Hache (DH), Mastacheese (MC), You're in.

(http://i.imgur.com/mXuIEPx.png)






NOTE: There was a small oversight in genetic construction up till now. It has been fixed.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses already
Post by: NJW2000 on May 17, 2017, 11:53:02 am
Spoiler: new genome (click to show/hide)
Try and survive hideous mutations. If someone comes near me, scream loudly and mantis-limb flail.

Spoiler: current description (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 17, 2017, 11:53:53 am
(Did you miss the rest of my action? Or was I unable to do it?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 17, 2017, 12:19:27 pm
Wiggle my hips as I let the site-directed mutagenesis flow through me. Standing orders to kindly instruct approaching foes to fuck off/kick them in the face still apply.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: piecewise on May 17, 2017, 12:20:08 pm
(Did you miss the rest of my action? Or was I unable to do it?
I missed it. You want me to kill you off too? Since attacking him would mean running over to the spot he's on and sinking down with him.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: OceanSoul on May 17, 2017, 12:55:12 pm
Technically, there aren't any more corpses, since they burned up in lava. Also, sorry ATHATH.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 17, 2017, 01:09:45 pm
(Did you miss the rest of my action? Or was I unable to do it?
I missed it. You want me to kill you off too? Since attacking him would mean running over to the spot he's on and sinking down with him.
(Touche. Cancel that, por favor.)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: Egan_BW on May 17, 2017, 02:34:42 pm
Name: Eggonyerface

GP // MJ // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //


Description: Bearded human male with a pair of ethereal, disembodied cat ears floating above his head, like a crown. They have no effect, and cannot be interacted with in any way.

Inventory:
Mutation machine with 10 charges.

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 17, 2017, 02:38:50 pm
Spoiler: GM Only por favor <3 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Current Description (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on May 17, 2017, 02:44:21 pm
((Wait am I dead or not.))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: Dustan Hache on May 17, 2017, 02:49:38 pm
experiment!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: piecewise on May 17, 2017, 03:57:02 pm
((Wait am I dead or not.))
You are indeed. You decided to experiment without stepping off the block you were on. Which, as you can see from the handy map and description at the end of the first post, was sinking. It sunk into lava with you atop it.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on May 17, 2017, 04:05:41 pm
((Huh. I dident even realize I was AH I thought I was ath.))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: Rautherdir on May 17, 2017, 04:10:41 pm
((The power of deceptively similar abbreviations strikes again!))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: piecewise on May 17, 2017, 05:54:58 pm
((Huh. I dident even realize I was AH I thought I was ath.))
ATH was ATHATH

Want back in the waitlist?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: ATHATH on May 17, 2017, 10:50:27 pm
I... *sigh*

Waitlist me again, I suppose.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: Whisperling on May 17, 2017, 11:01:37 pm
Waitlisting.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
Post by: mastahcheese on May 18, 2017, 03:23:12 am
This is lethal, even by your standards.

Inject self as follows. Try not to die.

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: Devastator on May 18, 2017, 04:34:47 am
This is lethal, even by my standards.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on May 18, 2017, 10:40:47 am
((Huh. I dident even realize I was AH I thought I was ath.))
ATH was ATHATH

Want back in the waitlist?
((Yes))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: piecewise on May 18, 2017, 12:51:46 pm
Spoiler: new genome (click to show/hide)
Try and survive hideous mutations. If someone comes near me, scream loudly and mantis-limb flail.

Spoiler: current description (click to show/hide)
Your entire body is covered in triangle shaped, greenish tinted, lenses, like those out of a fly's eye. You can actually see through them too; its quite a trip. Your head turns into the head of a fish, a trout specifically, completely covered in human hair. Your neck returns to human but keeps the pair of mantis limbs. Your chest is replaced by a single large bone plate that seems to serve no purpose other than connecting your upper parts to your lower ones. Your lowerbody on the other hand doesn't seem to serve much purpose either, considering its nothing more than a peacock tail. Looks nice though, very pretty.  Your arms merge together and turn into one pyramidal biojet; not a pretty looking thing, sort of bulbous and sphincter-like, but it produces high energy jets of flame that can be used for high-speed maneuvering. Your legs merge together too, into a single iridescent stabbing proboscis thats several feet long.


Wiggle my hips as I let the site-directed mutagenesis flow through me. Standing orders to kindly instruct approaching foes to fuck off/kick them in the face still apply.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Your upper body grows stinging, tarantula like hairs.

Name: Eggonyerface

GP // MJ // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //


Description: Bearded human male with a pair of ethereal, disembodied cat ears floating above his head, like a crown. They have no effect, and cannot be interacted with in any way.

Inventory:
Mutation machine with 10 charges.

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)
Your arms vanish and are replaced with nothing. How you use the mutator from here on in, I'm not sure. But you do. Perhaps with your toes?

Spoiler: GM Only por favor <3 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Current Description (click to show/hide)
Basically, your head becomes a giant spider head with a wolf muzzle, but a few distinctly human features. Your chest, arms, legs, and abdomen all become giant spider heads with wolf muzzles. And, they all merge together such that it forms a giant spiderhead made out of spider heads. With Wolf muzzles. You've got plenty of brains scattered through there so you live.

experiment!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Your head swells to twice its normal size, becomes completely covered in hair and feathers, grows two extra noses and 4 extra ears, and your saliva glands turn into poison glands.

This is lethal, even by your standards.

Inject self as follows. Try not to die.

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)

Your legs grow large, balloon like yellow bladders filled with some sort of gas. Around the edges of these things are masses of blackish material that looks cancerous.





WAITLIST:
Dustan Hache
Paphi
Crazyabe
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
AoshimaMichio
Egan
Doctormctaalik
Person
Mastacheese
ATHATH
Whisperling



Everyone just stood still so if you want a map, look in the last post.


Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Rautherdir on May 18, 2017, 12:54:56 pm
You left some information directly after mastahcheese's post that I think you don't want there.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: piecewise on May 18, 2017, 01:01:05 pm
You left some information directly after mastahcheese's post that I think you don't want there.
Thanks for pointing that out.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 18, 2017, 01:26:15 pm
Hoho! I'm certainly keeping that.

Mutate thoughtfully. Stew in the terrible mess that is my fantasy DNA. Hug anyone who tries to hurt me.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: NJW2000 on May 18, 2017, 01:30:56 pm
Can I fly properly for sustained periods? If so, fly to Egan and stab him, then set fire to him and move away.

If I can't fly, move non-riskily over to Egan and stab him, then set fire to him and move away.

If I can't move without a high risk of falling into pits of magma, just stay where I am and probiscus flamejet dodge any assailants. I.e. stab them, set fire to them, and move away.

Naturally, evade attacks, don't fall in lava, all that stuff.


"Sorry, darling, but killing the defenceless is so now right now."


Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 18, 2017, 01:53:00 pm
Spoiler: Same deal. GM Only. (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
Post by: Egan_BW on May 18, 2017, 02:47:56 pm
Name: Eggonyerface


Description: Bearded human male without arms.

Inventory:
Mutation machine with 9 charges.

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Dustan Hache on May 18, 2017, 04:09:50 pm
Oh my big head!
let's try something else..
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: mastahcheese on May 18, 2017, 11:04:14 pm
Well, that's odd.

Stand back, I'm going to try SCIENCE

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: MY LEEEEGS (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Failbird105 on May 19, 2017, 09:20:09 am
GP // MJ // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //

Description: they look remarkably person like.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Toaster on May 19, 2017, 01:24:15 pm
Crap, sleeping on the job and I missed this!


Weightlist
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: piecewise on May 19, 2017, 01:27:07 pm
BOLD ANY GENOME CHANGES FOR YOUR TURN PLEASE.
WAITLIST:
Paphi
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
Doctormctaalik
Person
ATHATH
Whisperling
Failbird
Toaster

Hoho! I'm certainly keeping that.

Mutate thoughtfully. Stew in the terrible mess that is my fantasy DNA. Hug anyone who tries to hurt me.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Your chest is replaced by a squishy, writhing human tongue in the shape of a chest, covered in stinging hairs.

Name: Eggonyerface


Description: Bearded human male without arms.

Inventory:
Mutation machine with 9 charges.

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)
Well, your action will literally kill you so I'm gonna give NJW a chance to murder you.

Can I fly properly for sustained periods? If so, fly to Egan and stab him, then set fire to him and move away.

If I can't fly, move non-riskily over to Egan and stab him, then set fire to him and move away.

If I can't move without a high risk of falling into pits of magma, just stay where I am and probiscus flamejet dodge any assailants. I.e. stab them, set fire to them, and move away.

Naturally, evade attacks, don't fall in lava, all that stuff.


"Sorry, darling, but killing the defenceless is so now right now."


[11+5] You lift off with a sound like someone blowing a raspberry into a jet engine and then zip over to egan.
[3][11+3]
NJW jabs his stinging proboscsis straight through Egan's head.  Egan is dead! He NJW gets his gene mod charges reset to 10.


Spoiler: Same deal. GM Only. (click to show/hide)
Oh my big head!
let's try something else..
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
DH: You grow a second head. Albeit its actually a big mass of hair that just looks like a head. Both heads have poison gland saliva glands and feathers.  You also grow a second neck, and feel like you can scream very loudly. You grow a second chest that is attached to the first like some sort of siamese twin, and a spiked bone halo grows out of their backs, connecting them with one giant spikey bone circle. You also have twin conjoined abdomens, with giant bone scythe blades growing out of their lateral hips. He has normal human arms, but he has 4 sets of boneless, sticky human legs. And your entire body is covered in fish scales.

CR: [1-4] Coolrune attempts to laboriously waddle over on legs made out of heads, trying not to fall as he crosses over the incredibly tiny space between the two squares. This is not helped by the fact that he only has one leg, which is spider heads.  So he hops over as best he can, reaches the corner, just straight up misses a hop and tumbles down into the lava.

Well, that's odd.

Stand back, I'm going to try SCIENCE

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: MY LEEEEGS (click to show/hide)
Your entire chest turns into a skinless gas bladder that is potmarked with cancerous  tumors. Its still in the vague shape of a chest, and you can see human organs in there, but thats about it.

Oh and the gas bladders on your legs deflate and are replaced by blackish cancerous tumors. The tumors are forming oddly cylindrical shapes around your legs.

Spoiler: Your genome now. (click to show/hide)





THE MAP IS CHANGING! Darker Gray spots are moving back up, out of the lava! Panels in the wall are opening!

Aoshi is back! (AO) and joined by Crazyabe (CA)



(http://i.imgur.com/aqK2aSB.png)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: crazyabe on May 19, 2017, 01:53:52 pm
Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 19, 2017, 01:55:44 pm
Back to the Waitlist!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: NJW2000 on May 19, 2017, 02:59:27 pm
Before I make the one genome change marked below, fly away from the wall panel and towards the centre. If the wall panels aren't immediately threatening or mysterious, go to the wall HB is near and stab him, roast him, leave. If they are threatening or of unknown qualities, stay near the centre, touch down, and evade.

In any case, only make the change once the turn's action is finished, please.



Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 19, 2017, 03:16:00 pm
Get away from the wall and move toward the center. Mutate carefully. Hug any challengers most terribly. Shove stinging hairs into their goddamn eyes.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Egan_BW on May 19, 2017, 05:11:25 pm
Well, your action will literally kill you so I'm gonna give NJW a chance to murder you.
Fuck, I'd rather he not get the kill thankyou. >:(
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: mastahcheese on May 19, 2017, 11:07:43 pm
Oh fuck, I'm mutating out of control. And deflating.

Inject self again, head towards the center, get on the ground, and DON'T TOUCH ANYBODY.

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: shitshitshit (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: ATHATH on May 19, 2017, 11:14:18 pm
Just letting y'all know, but I'm looking in any spoilers that don't specifically say that I'm not supposed to look in them (or something similar, like "this is a secret", "GM's eyes only", etc.). I figured that that was okay, but I just wanted to check.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on May 20, 2017, 03:23:59 am
Hop diagonally NE, a little further away from walls. Then mutilate self:

Spoiler: Secret Genes (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 20, 2017, 10:26:01 am
Just letting y'all know, but I'm looking in any spoilers that don't specifically say that I'm not supposed to look in them (or something similar, like "this is a secret", "GM's eyes only", etc.). I figured that that was okay, but I just wanted to check.
If they're in a spoiler, people don't want you doing that. Stop it.

Unless I'm absolutely mistaken.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: piecewise on May 20, 2017, 12:12:38 pm
1. Knock that off ATHATH. If its spoilered assume its secret unless people say otherwise.

2. We're waiting on DH. I have the turn done besides him.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 20, 2017, 12:16:50 pm
Huh, I tend to spoiler my things because they look better that way. Feel free to look in my spoilers if you didn't already, I think I may have made a little headway in how not to turn your head into a watermelon or something so that you can make funnier things yourselves.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: ATHATH on May 20, 2017, 12:22:38 pm
Huh, I tend to spoiler my things because they look better that way. Feel free to look in my spoilers if you didn't already, I think I may have made a little headway in how not to turn your head into a watermelon or something so that you can make funnier things yourselves.
Yeah, see, this is what I thought that everyone who wasn't labelling their spoilers as "secret" was doing.

1. Knock that off ATHATH. If its spoilered assume its secret unless people say otherwise.
Okay.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: piecewise on May 20, 2017, 12:24:04 pm
Huh, I tend to spoiler my things because they look better that way. Feel free to look in my spoilers if you didn't already, I think I may have made a little headway in how not to turn your head into a watermelon or something so that you can make funnier things yourselves.
Yeah, see, this is what I thought that everyone who wasn't labelling their spoilers as "secret" was doing.

1. Knock that off ATHATH. If its spoilered assume its secret unless people say otherwise.
Okay.
Yeah, I can understand that, I spoil lots of things just to keep them small. But for this game at least, lets assume spoilers are secrets unless people say so, like HB here.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: mastahcheese on May 20, 2017, 02:21:53 pm
I also use spoilers just so my genome doesn't take up a bunch of space in my post.

So if people want to look at my genetic coding and shit, go right ahead.

Turns out writing 'dwarfs' into your genome makes you a cancerous gas-bladder. I am disappoint.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: syvarris on May 21, 2017, 05:57:27 am
Agh, I really missed this by a long shot.  Wish I could subscribe to "new piecewise threads" or something...

Waitlist.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: piecewise on May 22, 2017, 08:57:29 am
Well, your action will literally kill you so I'm gonna give NJW a chance to murder you.
Fuck, I'd rather he not get the kill thankyou. >:(
I actually rolled for it, that was just a sarcastic post because your genome would literally cause you to wink out of existance regardless of what NJW did. He just happened to be able to go first.


Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Your head gets twice as big, is completely covered in hair, and has poison glands for salivary glands. A pair of human legs sprout from the sides of your head. Your neck takes the shape of a human leg, your chest becomes a leg with a thigh shaped like a chest. Your abdomen takes the shape of a human leg with a single buffalo horn poking out of one side. Your arms stay the same, but they get covered in feathers. Your legs double in size, become sticky and pink, and covered in tiny arm shaped feathers made of bone.  Your entire body is covered in fish scales.

Back to the Waitlist!
WAITLIST:
Paphi
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
Doctormctaalik
Person
ATHATH
Whisperling
Failbird
Toaster
Coolrune
Syvarris

Before I make the one genome change marked below, fly away from the wall panel and towards the centre. If the wall panels aren't immediately threatening or mysterious, go to the wall HB is near and stab him, roast him, leave. If they are threatening or of unknown qualities, stay near the centre, touch down, and evade.

In any case, only make the change once the turn's action is finished, please.




You fly to the center of the room and just hang out there.

Nothing seems to happen when you change your genes.


Get away from the wall and move toward the center. Mutate carefully. Hug any challengers most terribly. Shove stinging hairs into their goddamn eyes.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)
Your chest returns to human, but with a giant tongue thats covered in stinging hairs.

You walk into the center of the room.

Oh fuck, I'm mutating out of control. And deflating.

Inject self again, head towards the center, get on the ground, and DON'T TOUCH ANYBODY.

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: shitshitshit (click to show/hide)
You run into the rough center of the room and then mutate again.

Spoiler: your genome (click to show/hide)

The tumors on your legs grow in size and your entire chest is replaced by a cancerous tumor.


Hop diagonally NE, a little further away from walls. Then mutilate self:

Spoiler: Secret Genes (click to show/hide)
You apply that gene mutation and...you notice no difference.




So DH hasn't posted for days. We're gonna do a turn without him.



The panels in the walls finish opening and reveil enormous spinning buzzsaw blades. [20-5]

DH manages to dive out of the way of the buzz saws despite his boneless, floppy legs.


The dark section of the map is beginning to sink into the floor and the walls have started moving, closing in slowly.


(http://i.imgur.com/uJYJccW.png)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: NJW2000 on May 22, 2017, 10:15:26 am
Stab Harry Baldman.

Then set fire to the corpse and float above it, if I'd get kills for people burned to death by corpsebonfire.

Don't touch down in case of more floor-lava: stay at a higher level than the floor.



Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 22, 2017, 10:29:21 am
Hug NJW in a death grip as I mutate into full bloom! Ground him - we will all go together when we go!

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on May 22, 2017, 02:26:19 pm
Did I develope superpowers? Try to do various things with my mind.

Go two squares closer to the pit. And more mutating.


Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Changes (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: crazyabe on May 22, 2017, 06:32:23 pm
Spoiler: Not Sekret (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: piecewise on May 24, 2017, 09:54:23 am
HEY! OTHER TWO GUYS! POST OR I MURDER YOU(r character).
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: Devastator on May 24, 2017, 10:36:21 am
"Cthulu consumes 1d4 players a round"
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
Post by: piecewise on May 25, 2017, 12:32:10 pm
Alright, I think we've given them more than enough time to respond.



Stab Harry Baldman.

Then set fire to the corpse and float above it, if I'd get kills for people burned to death by corpsebonfire.

Don't touch down in case of more floor-lava: stay at a higher level than the floor.



Hug NJW in a death grip as I mutate into full bloom! Ground him - we will all go together when we go!

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
[12+4][20+5]
NJW flies in and swoops down like a rocket powered wasp, trying to stab his proboscisis straight throught Harry. Harry sees the attack coming and rather than trying to run, he just injects himself once more with his gene modifier and  then stands firm. At the last second, he side steps the flying stab and catches NJW in a bearhug, slamming him down into the ground and shoving the biojet exhaust away from himself. It is at this moment that his mutations kick in and his entire body is covered in stinging hairs. And each of these stinging hairs is coated in a layer of sticky black tar like material. The result being that Harry's bear hug virtually glues the two men together in a prickly, sticky embrace.


Did I develope superpowers? Try to do various things with my mind.

Go two squares closer to the pit. And more mutating.


Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Changes (click to show/hide)
[18] You focus really hard on figuring out what happened and end up getting pretty stressed while doing it. Just when you're about to give up, your left arm just falls off. Not even bleeding or anything. It just pops off. It makes a sound like "Plorp (https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111136241/4727633-9141961431-ArmsF.jpg)" when it does.

You move closer to the pit and then mutate. Your arms become about twice as long.

Spoiler: Not Sekret (click to show/hide)


Lets see...All your limbs flip so that your elbows bend back, your knees bend forwards and so forth. You become absolutely fucking ripped; covered in thick heavy muscle. You also become totally covered in tan, armadillo like armor plates that are made out of tiny circular bone plates that resemble nipples. You keep your normal human head but how its covered in thin, hairlike feathers. It also has a pair of human arms instead of ears. You look like you have a Geodude for a head.  You grow feathers on your weird neck, and your abdomen becomes a human head with a skull in the shape of a abdomen, with some toes instead of a mustache. Oh and it still has that horn. Your arms grow some feathers as well. Your legs become human arms, at least in shape. They grow to about 2.5x their original size and appear to be made out of feathered snake bodies with buffalo horn toe nails.




The center section of the room continues down until it suddenly drops away  and reveals long metal spikes. HB and NJ both plumet down onto those spikes and die in a horrible, shishkabob fashion. The walls with their spinning saw blades continue to close in, crushing and slicing DH apart.



Paphi (PA), Person (PE) and ATHATH (ATH) you are in!


The Room begins to shift again! The walls revert to normal but all the dark sections are sinking!

(http://i.imgur.com/uQwMdBI.png)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: NJW2000 on May 25, 2017, 12:38:03 pm
Waitlist!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 25, 2017, 12:53:39 pm
Haha, fuckin' mint

Waitlist me, o master of ceremonies!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Egan_BW on May 25, 2017, 02:33:37 pm
waiatleast
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on May 25, 2017, 03:45:19 pm
Hop onto not sinking section. See if my detached left arm can still move and if so, make it crawl to me while it still can. And mutate more.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current Changes (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: crazyabe on May 25, 2017, 05:40:59 pm
Spoiler: Public (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Waitlisters & GM only (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Paphi on May 25, 2017, 07:46:22 pm
Run to a stable platform, then inject.

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Person on May 26, 2017, 04:48:39 am
No idea what to change but lets do it anyway. Use the thing! If I'm not sinking, stay put. Otherwise, go south. Can't quite tell which is darker at the moment.

On my phone. Sorry bout all these edits.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: piecewise on May 27, 2017, 10:58:36 am
WAITLIST:
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
Doctormctaalik
Whisperling
Failbird
Toaster
Coolrune
Syvarris
NJW
Harry Baldman
Egan

Waiting on mastacheese and ATHATH. Sent them messages.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: piecewise on May 28, 2017, 11:00:12 am
These guys have only a few more hours to post before I basically just kill them off. Ain't got time for no idlers.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: piecewise on May 28, 2017, 12:32:44 pm
Hop onto not sinking section. See if my detached left arm can still move and if so, make it crawl to me while it still can. And mutate more.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current Changes (click to show/hide)
You walk onto the non sinking section and transform yourself even more. Sadly no, you no longer have control of your lost arm.

Your legs become thin fleshy tendrils; not strong enough for you to stand up straight on, but still strong enough for you to drag yourself around on.



Spoiler: Public (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Waitlisters & GM only (click to show/hide)


All your limbs flip so that your elbows bend back, your knees bend forwards and so forth. You become absolutely fucking ripped; covered in thick heavy muscle. You also become totally covered in tan, armadillo like armor plates that are made out of tiny circular bone plates that resemble nipples. Your head gains a single, central antler. This antler is made of very stiff hair and has the shape of an elephant leg that has branched into 5 finger like fractal protrusions.  Your neck becomes a human head covered in snake scales, each of which is in the shape of a tiny human arm. Patches of feathers sprout up through the scales. Your chest becomes a human head with nipple eyes and sharp weasel like teeth, and wiggly scaled human arms for ears. Your abdomen becomes another human head, though still shaped like a belly, with a fin of small,bony human arms along its forehead. Your arms become, hey, what a surprise, human heads, albiet heads with big swollen poison glands and wiggly human arm ears, with feathers instead of hair.  And your legs become giant snake like human arms with buffalo horn nails and feathers.


Run to a stable platform, then inject.

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)
You walk onto the platform.

You sprout giant spider mandibles on your chest and your arms transform into big fleshy dragonfly wings. Rather then the normal chitin rods that reenforce insect wings, yours are stabilized by the bones of your arms, visible through the think but transparent flesh.


No idea what to change but lets do it anyway. Use the thing! If I'm not sinking, stay put. Otherwise, go south. Can't quite tell which is darker at the moment.

On my phone. Sorry bout all these edits.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
You attempt to put in the current genome however the machine beeps and shows the following display.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)




The floor sinks down into lava. ATH and AO's arm get burnt up.

Harry returns! HB!

(http://i.imgur.com/GBVcza8.png)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 28, 2017, 01:06:38 pm
"OHOHOHOHO!"

MUTATE

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: NJW2000 on May 28, 2017, 01:21:24 pm
Quote
Harry returns! HB!
*Grngrngrngrnhrghrngrhngrhnngrngrngrrrrn...
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: crazyabe on May 28, 2017, 01:22:40 pm
Spoiler: Pub. Disc (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on May 28, 2017, 02:12:18 pm
Two steps north. Mutation is on the plate today too.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Paphi on May 28, 2017, 03:56:36 pm
Spoiler: super secret action (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: super secret genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: johiah on May 28, 2017, 04:42:35 pm
weiatleast moi por favor
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Person on May 28, 2017, 08:18:36 pm
Didn't think I was inputting outside the fields. Neat... No idea why I thought that would work. Hm. Well, glad that didn't do anything bad at any rate. So, as far as we know there's not any way to get room for more letters. Then again, why would you want to? (Don't answer that, rhetorical question.)

Try to change genome again.

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Playergamer on May 28, 2017, 09:13:45 pm
(PTW. Seems like it would be optimal to try fighting as a normal human, without gene altering. Right now, seems more people have died from genetic suicide than fighting.)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Devastator on May 28, 2017, 09:31:55 pm
That's the short-term strategy.  Figure out a few good genes and I see no reason you couldn't become an acid-spitting boar with dragon wings.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: ATHATH on May 29, 2017, 03:24:14 am
...

...

...

Don't bother rewaitlisting me. 2 bull!@#$ deaths by environment are enough for me, thank you very much.

I mean, I get the basic reasoning for why they happened (me (and my character as well, apparently) not noticing the changes to the map and me being too late for a turn), and I know that any annoyances are amplified tenfold by the sheer amount of DMing stuff that you have to do for several massive games, but still.

Oh, and if anyone needs a death-machine form, there's a genome for one at the end of this post. I don't really care much what you do with it; maybe it'll become the next death/poison cloud or something.

Good luck with your game and all that.

(Public) Death-Machine Genome:
GP MJ DH IO QR
ST YZ UW XD HI
OQ RS TU NK WX
XW VL UT SR QO
IH DX EC WU TS
EN RQ OI HD HW
IU OT BF QS RX
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: piecewise on May 29, 2017, 07:28:51 pm
"OHOHOHOHO!"

MUTATE

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Fitting.
Your starting genome is a little off I think Double check the OP; should be a // between gp and mj.

A purplish, skinless nodule grows out of your forehead. It leaks some sort of pestilent pus. Your skin turns a strange white and a coating of mushroom caps grows over your shoulders and back like bizarre hair. Then your skin falls off your whole damn body and your exposed muscle and subdermal fat begins oozing diseased pus.

Spoiler: Pub. Disc (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: super secret action (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: super secret genome (click to show/hide)
[2-3v14]
Crazyabe makes a...well not so much a running push as a slithering push, but he attempts to push Paphi off the platform. He, however, is so god damn slow and awkward that Paphi just steps to the side and proceeds to kick him in the back, trying to shove him off in turn. [12v11+3][9]
Crazyabe teeters on the edge for a moment, trying awkwardly to balance with his many head limbs, before he ends up tumbling forward and down into the lava.

Two steps north. Mutation is on the plate today too.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Both of your legs turn into long, very sharp, bone blades. They resemble a double sided sword, but made of bone. Your entire body stretches to be roughly twice as tall. You're literally 10 feet tall, walking around on giant bone blade stilts for legs.


Didn't think I was inputting outside the fields. Neat... No idea why I thought that would work. Hm. Well, glad that didn't do anything bad at any rate. So, as far as we know there's not any way to get room for more letters. Then again, why would you want to? (Don't answer that, rhetorical question.)

Try to change genome again.

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)

ERROR OVERFLOW
GP // MJ // AJ //
// YZ // HB //
// DG // CZ //
// VL // NK // CZ //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // BB //

I don't think you're quite catching the format. You might wanna look at someone's genome who doesn't mind it.



weiatleast moi por favor
WAITLIST:
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
Doctormctaalik
Whisperling
Failbird
Toaster
Coolrune
Syvarris
NJW
Egan
Johiah



SY HAS ENTERED THE ARENA AS...SY!

THE ARENA IS CHANGING! THE WALLS ARE CRUSHING IN FROM THE LEFT AND RIGHT!
(http://i.imgur.com/rDHQkce.png)

ATTENTION! A NEW OPPROTUNITY HAS BEEN UNLOCKED!

Tired of waiting in like with no control over when you come in? TRY BETTING! From now on anyone on the waitlist can put a bet on the next person to die, and anyone who guesses correctly gets +1 on their name. Every +1 places your name in the waitlist an extra time, doubling your chances of being chosen. There is no limit on the number of +1's you can gain!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: johiah on May 29, 2017, 07:40:10 pm
Person or Harry Baldman is next to die.
Bet Harry Baldman
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: crazyabe on May 29, 2017, 07:43:11 pm
Back on.
Betting PE to die Next, Make it happen People!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Paphi on May 29, 2017, 07:47:28 pm
Test body out by actually SKREEing and spidergrabbing MC to drop into lava.

Who is MC?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Egan_BW on May 29, 2017, 08:14:25 pm
Bet PE.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Whisperling on May 29, 2017, 08:24:28 pm
Mm. All things considered, I'm going to have to bet MC. Guy experimenting with cancerous blobs probably isn't going to survive against a flying thing.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Person on May 29, 2017, 10:00:56 pm
My, not much confidance in me eh? I suppose such a lack of faith is justified, though I intend to prove you all wrong. Well, I'll definitely be copy pasting the default genome from someone eise. I swear I took it directly from the first post though...

Focus on dodging. CHANGE GENOME DAMN IT.

Spoiler: Public Description (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Edit: Apparently I was reading the slashes as seperators for neatness rather than the basically blank spaces/filler characters/junk dna that they are. It is an easy mistake to make, in my humble opinion.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Deaths come in 3's it seems.
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 30, 2017, 12:24:22 am
Run toward the center as I enact ch-ch-ch-changes!

Spoiler: Sheet, now fixed! (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: NJW2000 on May 30, 2017, 03:08:42 am
Bet HB
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Coolrune206 on May 30, 2017, 05:22:48 am
Yeah, bet HB.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Toaster on May 30, 2017, 06:29:10 am
PW: I'm out of town till Saturday; if I get picked, just give the slot to someone else.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on May 30, 2017, 07:08:33 am
Hah, it's breakdancing time! And my dance partner will be either PA or MC, which ever happens to be closer to the edge. And by breakdancing I mean kicking them like crazy.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: syvarris on May 31, 2017, 02:14:37 am
((Very sorry that I'm posting so late, I haven't been watching the game closely because I didn't expect to get in so quickly.))

Be a bit more central, and a little further from the western wall.  Defend myself if attacked.

Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Xantalos on May 31, 2017, 02:34:06 am
how the FECK ain't I seen this yes darnit

waitlist me please so I can educationally murder myself with genetics repeatedly
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: OceanSoul on May 31, 2017, 06:35:17 am
Bet MC.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: piecewise on May 31, 2017, 01:19:46 pm
Ok, I'm gonna post this in all my games, it's just a quick explanation of personal circumstances.

I am currently on loan, working in a clinic out of state. I work 7am-5pm, 4 days a week. On the weekday I have off, I take my dad to chemo because he has late stage recurrent pancreatic cancer. When I'm home, I often have to take care of or do chores or errands for my dad. This means that I am pretty cramped for time right now. Posts will continue as often as I can, which will probably be 3-4 times a week I think. I'm just letting everyone know because my posting schedule is gonna be pretty erratic and there may be times when days could go past without a post. Don't worry, I'm not giving up on these games or getting tired of doing them, I'm just busy.

Oh and because I may start posts and have to get up and leave them half finished to come back and finish them later, I'm going to post whenever I start a turn. From that point on, make sure to make a new post, either with a new action or pointing out you edited your action if you want to change your action before the turn is posted. Otherwise, I WILL NOT NOTICE AN EDIT.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 31, 2017, 03:30:21 pm
Good to know, and best of luck with your dad.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Radio Controlled on May 31, 2017, 04:03:49 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Best of luck to your old man in combatting his disease, and good on you for being there for him right now. It might sound cliché as fuck, but cherish the moments you still have with him.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Xantalos on May 31, 2017, 04:54:09 pm
Yikes. Good luck to your father, skeleGM.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Paphi on May 31, 2017, 05:56:02 pm
Good luck to you and your fam PW, you have a noble burden
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: piecewise on June 02, 2017, 02:40:52 am
Thanks everyone.

Well this betting thing seems a rousing success, lets see if anyone wins the deadpool.

BETS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


how the FECK ain't I seen this yes darnit

waitlist me please so I can educationally murder myself with genetics repeatedly

WAITLIST:
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
Doctormctaalik
Whisperling
Failbird
Toaster
Coolrune
NJW
Egan
Johiah
Xan



Test body out by actually SKREEing and spidergrabbing MC to drop into lava.

Who is MC?
Remember, sheet please.

However, since MC has been freaking idle for days, I'm just gonna let you have this one. You don't even need to attack him. You can just sort of push him in.  You give him a good boot and he tumbles off into the lava.

My, not much confidance in me eh? I suppose such a lack of faith is justified, though I intend to prove you all wrong. Well, I'll definitely be copy pasting the default genome from someone eise. I swear I took it directly from the first post though...

Focus on dodging. CHANGE GENOME DAMN IT.

Spoiler: Public Description (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Edit: Apparently I was reading the slashes as seperators for neatness rather than the basically blank spaces/filler characters/junk dna that they are. It is an easy mistake to make, in my humble opinion.
Geez. These giant genomes are always a pain. Let me see if you killed yourself...Damn, no.

Your entire body is coated in reptile eyes and segmented carapace made of mewing cat heads. Your head grows to double size (actually every part of you except your arms double in size), grows poison glands, gains laser vision and gets covered in long human hair. Your neck becomes a single large fish scale, in the vague shape of a human neck, complete with exposed arteries. It rotates slowly and throws off high pitched squeals. Your chest becomes a purplish lump of flesh shaped like a bunch of monkey feet that are piled together into the shape of a human chest. A big spiked bone halo with a single rotating flagella passing through it like thread through the eye of a needle grows on your back. Your abdomen takes the form of a giant bone club or weight, that is covered in tiny holes From these holes what looks like tiny spores drift out in clouds. The club is ridged with razor sharp protuberences and covered in a fur of tiny, mouse sized human arms. Your arms triple in number, 3 on each side, and take on a sort of tiger leg human arm hybrid form. All 6 are covered in boney armadillo like armor plates.  Your legs remain human in shape but become soft, pink and sticky, ending in a formless human head instead of a foot.

Run toward the center as I enact ch-ch-ch-changes!

Spoiler: Sheet, now fixed! (click to show/hide)
Well...your hair vanishes, except for your eyebrows which become enormous praying mantis legs. Also you need to include your "What you look like" section, remember? You skinnless sicko.

Hah, it's breakdancing time! And my dance partner will be either PA or MC, which ever happens to be closer to the edge. And by breakdancing I mean kicking them like crazy.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Well, MC is corpsed so we'll go with PA. He killed MC, after all.

[18+4 vs 11+2]
AO totters over on his bone blade legs and then does a super sweet double jump kick right into PA's spider chest head thing. He punches both bone blade legs through PA's screeeeeeing spider head and chest. PA is still sufficently humanoid that having something stabbed through his chest is enough to kill him, spider head or no.


((Very sorry that I'm posting so late, I haven't been watching the game closely because I didn't expect to get in so quickly.))

Be a bit more central, and a little further from the western wall.  Defend myself if attacked.


Your head turns into the head of a lion with laser vision. A grossly enlarged head with disgustingly powerful laser vision. Also little manta ray wings for ears. Youch neck becomes a human head about double size, with feathers for hair and big poison glands. Your Chest becomes a head with poison glands, double sized, as well as a single crystaline anter. Abdomen, also head with poison gland, double sized, one big goat eye in the center that is swollen with hydrogen and has wasp stingers instead of eye lashes. Your arms become venomous snakes with cow horn fangs and your legs become huge, heavily muscled, pink, boneless and covered with suction cups on your feet. Oh and then your entire body gets crushed and reshaped to resemble a human chest.





Waitlist, adjusted for winners:

Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
Oceansoul
Whisperling
Whisperling
Failbird
Toaster
Coolrune
NJW
Johiah
Xan

Our new contenstants are: Egan (EG) and DoctorMctaalik (DM)


Walls continue to close. Place more bets.
(http://i.imgur.com/ZELuKkt.png)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Egan_BW on June 02, 2017, 02:59:52 am
GP // MJ // //
// YZ ZE NT OL
// ZE NT OL //
// VL ZE NT OL
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
ZE NT OL // //


Run over to syv and grunt at him as an indication of friendship!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 02, 2017, 03:26:42 am
Haha! Get fucked, people with zero faith in my working (and totally open-source if you're interested) method to mutilate my genome and not die! Shoulda bet on the idler! Granted, this turn I probably will die. Probably.

Also I can't believe I forgot the looks section, that's the best part!

Mutate and send kisses to AO. Then engage him in a breakdancing contest to the death with my praying mantis eyebrowlegs and/or any natural weapons I might spontaneously develop.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Coolrune206 on June 02, 2017, 07:43:35 am
Haha! Get fucked, people with zero faith in my working (and totally open-source if you're interested) method to mutilate my genome and not die! Shoulda bet on the idler! Granted, this turn I probably will die. Probably.

Also I can't believe I forgot the looks section, that's the best part!

Mutate and send kisses to AO. Then engage him in a breakdancing contest to the death with my praying mantis eyebrowlegs and/or any natural weapons I might spontaneously develop.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Mmm. Now I can't help but bet AO.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: NJW2000 on June 02, 2017, 07:55:29 am
Bet HB still
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 02, 2017, 08:35:50 am
I have wonderful +4 for combat rolls, I wonder which mutation causes that.

Accept HB's breakdancing challenge and win.

If it doesn't kill me, then mutation will:



Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: crazyabe on June 02, 2017, 09:53:55 am
Bet HB
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Person on June 02, 2017, 03:57:19 pm
Me am play gods! Yeah, I definitely went too far, but I got some pretty good stuff.

Might want delete a few of these later... Hmm. Then again, I'm still safe at the moment so why not now?

Gene mod again. Move left one tile to avoid walls if needed.

Spoiler: Mutations (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neater Description (click to show/hide)
Let me know if I can get rid of the first description.
Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on June 02, 2017, 04:18:03 pm
Spoiler: SPURLERS (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Egan_BW on June 02, 2017, 04:29:34 pm
Easiest is to just use the teletype tag, which is the little typewriter button. [tt][/tt]
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Person on June 02, 2017, 04:31:18 pm
Easiest is to just use the teletype tag, which is the little typewriter button.[tt][/tt]
Nice. Even better than the font workaround. I'll get rid of all that other stuff in my earlier post. Where'd you find that by the way?

Edit: Pretty sure I'm done editing that post piecewise, sorry about all this. Hm, bold isn't very visible using teletype. Going back to the "change the font to courier" method. Now I'm done.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: johiah on June 02, 2017, 07:05:54 pm
Bet Harry Baldman. Again.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: piecewise on June 02, 2017, 09:05:28 pm
Remember to bold mutations~
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Paphi on June 02, 2017, 10:27:34 pm
I wonder if those wings would have even worked.

wootlast plase
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Radio Controlled on June 03, 2017, 03:27:07 am
((Could I bet as well, but instead of more waitlisting I'd get to propose ways for the arena to change instead?))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on June 03, 2017, 10:32:09 am
Skimming through the last few updates, I just saw PW's earlier post. As others have said, Piecewise, best of luck to you, your dad, and your family. And please don't think you ever have to justify delayed updates; life should always take priority.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: piecewise on June 03, 2017, 02:38:12 pm
GP // MJ // //
// YZ ZE NT OL
// ZE NT OL //
// VL ZE NT OL
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
ZE NT OL // //


Run over to syv and grunt at him as an indication of friendship!
Haha! Get fucked, people with zero faith in my working (and totally open-source if you're interested) method to mutilate my genome and not die! Shoulda bet on the idler! Granted, this turn I probably will die. Probably.

Also I can't believe I forgot the looks section, that's the best part!

Mutate and send kisses to AO. Then engage him in a breakdancing contest to the death with my praying mantis eyebrowlegs and/or any natural weapons I might spontaneously develop.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
I have wonderful +4 for combat rolls, I wonder which mutation causes that.

Accept HB's breakdancing challenge and win.

If it doesn't kill me, then mutation will:



Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Me am play gods! Yeah, I definitely went too far, but I got some pretty good stuff.

Might want delete a few of these later... Hmm. Then again, I'm still safe at the moment so why not now?

Gene mod again. Move left one tile to avoid walls if needed.

Spoiler: Mutations (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neater Description (click to show/hide)
Let me know if I can get rid of the first description.
Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: SPURLERS (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Just missing Sy.






HB favorite to die it seems.


I wonder if those wings would have even worked.

wootlast plase
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
Oceansoul
Whisperling
Whisperling
Failbird
Toaster
Coolrune
NJW
Johiah
Xan
Paphi
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Whisperling on June 03, 2017, 03:38:52 pm
Meh, let's bet HB this time. AO looks kinda death machine-y.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: syvarris on June 04, 2017, 02:29:52 am
((Does anyone know what blanking the first line's MJ does, when nothing else has been changed?  I'd love to know, especially if it could be done publicly.  I'll try to protect anyone who tests it for me~))

Attempt to float, perhaps by jumping, retreat from aggressors if that fails.  Laser anyone who approaches me or Egan aggressively.

Spoiler: current appearance (click to show/hide)

Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Person on June 04, 2017, 02:59:30 am
Snip.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: piecewise on June 04, 2017, 10:27:15 am
((Could I bet as well, but instead of more waitlisting I'd get to propose ways for the arena to change instead?))
You can just propose ways really, thats fine with me.

Next action I guess. Was kind of hoping for some feedback to determine my next mutation but eh, I can work with this. Hope I get a chance to change this.

Secret.

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Description (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Edit: Yo Piecewise sorry, apparently I made a typo awhile back. My body is not covered in house sized human arms, but mouse sized ones. Makes quite the difference. :P Bah, me and my big fat fingers. I tried spell check, but that must have gotten missed.
I think have confused my last post that...contained no information or actions, for an action post.


((Does anyone know what blanking the first line's MJ does, when nothing else has been changed?  I'd love to know, especially if it could be done publicly.  I'll try to protect anyone who tests it for me~))

Attempt to float, perhaps by jumping, retreat from aggressors if that fails.  Laser anyone who approaches me or Egan aggressively.

Spoiler: current appearance (click to show/hide)


I don't know what the heck you mean by these >'s.

You gaint massive muscles all over your body.  Your head turns into a giant human chest with a spiked bone halo. Your neck becomes a giant clump of hair in the shape of a tongue. Your chest becomes a huge human head with a poison gland, coated in human hair, with buffalo horns for teeth. Your abdomen becomes a big lion head with giant bulging red eyes that constantly leak laser light. Your arms become giant human chests with their own spiked bone halos and stinging hairs. Your legs also become giant, boneless, pink and sticky. They also end in elephant feet.

You run over toward the closing walls, away from all attackers.

GP // MJ // //
// YZ ZE NT OL
// ZE NT OL //
// VL ZE NT OL
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
ZE NT OL // //


Run over to syv and grunt at him as an indication of friendship!
GP // MJ // //
// YZ ZE NT OL
// ZE NT OL //
// VL ZE NT OL
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
ZE NT OL // //

You run over to Sy and mutate. I apprechiate your meme'ing, but I arranged these genes randomly so...

Your entire body become hard and yellow, covered in horseshoe shaped serated protuberences. Your neck becomes shaped like a beak, with a ridge of shark teeth and a base of a horse hoof. Your chest becomes a fanged beak filled with teeth made of horse hooves that are serrated and arranged in shark like rows. Your abdomen ends up a lot like your neck.



Haha! Get fucked, people with zero faith in my working (and totally open-source if you're interested) method to mutilate my genome and not die! Shoulda bet on the idler! Granted, this turn I probably will die. Probably.

Also I can't believe I forgot the looks section, that's the best part!

Mutate and send kisses to AO. Then engage him in a breakdancing contest to the death with my praying mantis eyebrowlegs and/or any natural weapons I might spontaneously develop.

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HB's neck becomes a giant sperm whale body with a single biojet on its back.

You go over and attempt to murder AO.
[14+3v19+4][8]
AO and HB engage in a vicious battle rap/break dancing contest, throwing sick beats and moves until AO does a head spin and uses his blade legs to decapitate HB! However, as he slices him up, HB's plague juice gets all over him!

I have wonderful +4 for combat rolls, I wonder which mutation causes that.

Accept HB's breakdancing challenge and win.

If it doesn't kill me, then mutation will:



Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Your neck becomes an insect abdomen. Huh.


Me am play gods! Yeah, I definitely went too far, but I got some pretty good stuff.

Might want delete a few of these later... Hmm. Then again, I'm still safe at the moment so why not now?

Gene mod again. Move left one tile to avoid walls if needed.

Spoiler: Mutations (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neater Description (click to show/hide)
Let me know if I can get rid of the first description.
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Your legs become normal legs, except for the formless human heads they have for feet. Your entire body is now covered in segmented insect carapace and poking out curved bone ribs. You lose the cat heads and lizard eyes.



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Your head becomes a giant mass of twitching shrimp legs, each of which end in a bone spear. At the center of the mass is a furry frog's head with a swordfish blade nose.



FAILBIRD (FB) enters the ring!



Three winners this turn. New waitlist.

Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
Oceansoul
Whisperling
Whisperling
Toaster
Coolrune
NJW
NJW
Johiah
Johiah
Xan
Paphi
CrazyAbe
CrazyAbe

THE RING IS CHANGING! THE FLOOR RETURNS! FLASHING YELLOW LIGHTS FROM ABOVE ILLUMINATE SECTIONS OF THE FLOOR WHILE A SIREN PLAYS!

(http://i.imgur.com/oMdiPrI.png)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: NJW2000 on June 04, 2017, 10:31:04 am
Bet Ao  :D
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 04, 2017, 10:39:45 am
HB's neck becomes a giant sperm whale body with a single biojet on its back.

Well, my work here is done. Have a good one, everybody!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 04, 2017, 01:43:50 pm
Insect abdomen for a neck you say? No thanks. Mutate back and forth:

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Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Coolrune206 on June 04, 2017, 01:50:50 pm
Bet AO.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 04, 2017, 01:52:46 pm
Bet AO.
Bet Ao  :D

Seriously, what makes you so certain I'm gonna die? Do you know something I don't?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: crazyabe on June 04, 2017, 02:02:08 pm
Bet AO for Next Death.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Egan_BW on June 04, 2017, 02:51:49 pm
GP ZE NT OL //
// // EC // //
GP ZE MJ OL //
RC VL ZE NT OL
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
ZE NT OL // //


"Your entire body become hard and yellow, covered in horseshoe shaped serated protuberences. Your neck becomes shaped like a beak, with a ridge of shark teeth and a base of a horse hoof. Your chest becomes a fanged beak filled with teeth made of horse hooves that are serrated and arranged in shark like rows. Your abdomen ends up a lot like your neck."

9 charges.

For the love of god move out of the way of the warning lights. South one tile. If anyone approaches me or syv give them a nice mangling hug.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Radio Controlled on June 04, 2017, 03:39:53 pm
You can just propose ways really, thats fine with me.

But I want to earn it dammit!

Let's bet on... Egan!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Egan_BW on June 04, 2017, 05:12:02 pm
I might be biased, but I don't think that's going to be a very safe bet. ;)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: syvarris on June 04, 2017, 07:30:41 pm
((...Damn it!  These genes man, how do they work?!  I'm gonna have to think for a bit...))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Person on June 05, 2017, 12:16:36 am
Here we go. Edit: And done.

"Excellent, much easier to focus without all that noise. Now then, what if I were to... Hmm... Yes..."

"You there, the tall one with the arm! Those people seem to have it out for you. What do you say we have a bit of a truce?"

Let's keep modding genes for fun and science!

Spoiler: Description (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Edit: I think I lost track of my gene mod uses. Did the failures cost a use? Ah well, hopefully I'll kill someone before they're used up. 10 times is pretty generous.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 05, 2017, 03:49:19 am
((I have only one arm. Assuming you mean me.))

"Sure, gotta do science after all."
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Toaster on June 05, 2017, 04:45:13 pm
((Back.  Hope everything goes better than you expect, PW!))


Bet on Failbird for the turn one death
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: DoctorMcTaalik on June 05, 2017, 06:28:34 pm
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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: ATHATH on June 05, 2017, 06:58:48 pm
Ao, are you sure that your genome-machine still has 10 charges remaining? Did you kill someone recently?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: piecewise on June 05, 2017, 10:26:46 pm
No failbird. I sent him a message too. Also No sy. That dingus.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 05, 2017, 10:54:43 pm
Ao, are you sure that your genome-machine still has 10 charges remaining? Did you kill someone recently?

Yes, I just beheaded HB. Didn't you see? It was magnificent breakdancing fight.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: syvarris on June 05, 2017, 11:19:05 pm
Move off the yellow flashing area into the section where Egan is Heh, I'm not even on one.  Keep it that way.  Laser anyone who attacks Egan or myself, somehow, and laser anyone who attacks Ao.  If nobody does attack, shoot lasers at the wall and/or floor to test their effectiveness.  I would like separate descriptions of the power of each laser, since I'm screwing with those genes a lot.

Spoiler: Current Appearance (click to show/hide)

Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 06, 2017, 12:37:54 am
Changed my mutation.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: piecewise on June 06, 2017, 07:49:01 pm
Spoiler: Bets (click to show/hide)



Insect abdomen for a neck you say? No thanks. Mutate back and forth:

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Your neck becomes a Vertical Fanged Mouth



GP ZE NT OL //
// // EC // //
GP ZE MJ OL //
RC VL ZE NT OL
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
ZE NT OL // //


"Your entire body become hard and yellow, covered in horseshoe shaped serated protuberences. Your neck becomes shaped like a beak, with a ridge of shark teeth and a base of a horse hoof. Your chest becomes a fanged beak filled with teeth made of horse hooves that are serrated and arranged in shark like rows. Your abdomen ends up a lot like your neck."

9 charges.

For the love of god move out of the way of the warning lights. South one tile. If anyone approaches me or syv give them a nice mangling hug.

Your human head turns yellow and hard, your mouth extends into a point and you get serrated teeth made of horse hoof. Your neck becomes a human arm. Chest becomes a Human head with yellow hard flesh and a pointed mouth, covered in thick hair that ends in tiny serrated points. Your abdomen becomes shrunken and tiny but otherwise stays the same. Oh you also only have 1 leg and 1 arm.

Here we go. Edit: And done.

"Excellent, much easier to focus without all that noise. Now then, what if I were to... Hmm... Yes..."

"You there, the tall one with the arm! Those people seem to have it out for you. What do you say we have a bit of a truce?"

Let's keep modding genes for fun and science!

Spoiler: Description (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Edit: I think I lost track of my gene mod uses. Did the failures cost a use? Ah well, hopefully I'll kill someone before they're used up. 10 times is pretty generous.
Your head starts leaking smoke and even more lasers. Your neck starts spinning. Your abdomen becomes a Purplish gland leaking carcinogens.  Out of that gland sprouts a flagella in the shape of a human chest tipped with another purple gland. Your abdomen becomes a big bone lump in the shape of a human abdomen, coated in a fur made of tiny arms. It also just kind of has a big bone club sprouting out of it randomly.  Your triple arms become human.  Your legs also triple. Your whole body becomes covered in striped armadillo shell.


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Well your neck changes to match your head.

Failbird isn't even fucking active so you just walk over and stab him 50 times He fails to live.

Move off the yellow flashing area into the section where Egan is Heh, I'm not even on one.  Keep it that way.  Laser anyone who attacks Egan or myself, somehow, and laser anyone who attacks Ao.  If nobody does attack, shoot lasers at the wall and/or floor to test their effectiveness.  I would like separate descriptions of the power of each laser, since I'm screwing with those genes a lot.

Spoiler: Current Appearance (click to show/hide)


Your head becomes a fuck off huge gas bladder covered in squirming monkey tails.  Your neck is a double size human head, covered in long long feather hair, with poison glands for salivary glands. Your chest becomes a 4 times sized human head with poison gland salivary glands and laser eyes, though rather weak ones. Your abdomen becomes a silvery laser emitter; the laser itself doesn't actually fire out like normal. Instead it is focused through a giant crystalline wasp stinger. It has a fist sized eye embedded in it...for some reason. You get giant snake like arms that are covered in hair feathers. Your legs become Giant smoky laser emitters that are kind of vaguely shaped like lion heads. Your whole body becomes covered in fish scales and massively muscled.

Well that crystal wasp laser thing doesn't so much fire out as just burns and melts things touching the crystal stinger. [12+4] Your laser legs are quite powerful. Of course the arena is indestructable so its hard to tell how powerful.








DM manages to kill Failbird, who puts up no fight. However, killing Failbird means walking into the flashing lights and unfortunately his action doesn't say to walk back out or to stay away from them at all.  A giant laser fires out of the wall, following the path of the warning lights, and vaporizes DM.

Toaster is our only bet winner.

Johiah (JO) IS IN!
Whisperling (WH) IS IN!

Our waitlist.
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
Oceansoul
Toaster
Toaster
Coolrune
NJW
NJW
Xan
Paphi
CrazyAbe
CrazyAbe

(http://i.imgur.com/QcHpbsk.png)

Dark parts are sinking, you know the deal.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 06, 2017, 10:58:21 pm
More horrific magical deforming, for !!SCIENCE!!


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Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: syvarris on June 07, 2017, 12:16:20 am
Well, don't have a genome yet, but I might as well post an action in case I procrastinate forever again.  Genome done.

Move East, off the lowering area.  Laser anyone who attacks myself, Egan, or Ao, for hindering science.  Attempt to float using my giant blimp bits, possibly jumping off the ground to get some height.



Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Xantalos on June 07, 2017, 02:14:10 am
Betting on Egan dying
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: johiah on June 07, 2017, 11:42:33 am

Modify my genes using the above. Then don't die, I guess. And assuming this does what I think it will, practice my rolling so I can move faster in future.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Coolrune206 on June 07, 2017, 01:22:15 pm
Bandwagon. I'll bet on Egan too.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Toaster on June 07, 2017, 04:54:48 pm
Bet Whisperling!  First turn deaths for the "win!"
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Person on June 07, 2017, 11:27:28 pm
Sorry, couldn't access forums for awhile.

Move right to safety if needed, and gene mod again.

By the way, I may have gotten a bit confused with my description. You described my abdomen twice. Was one of those supposed to be my chest instead? Will update description again if so. Also not entirely sure if some of those changes replaced or added to my mutations.

Spoiler: Description (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Whisperling on June 08, 2017, 07:48:05 am
Whoops, didn't realize I was in.

Time to mutate.

Spoiler: Genome changes (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: piecewise on June 08, 2017, 09:41:28 pm
Egan I will find you.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Egan_BW on June 08, 2017, 10:54:36 pm
is that so
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 09, 2017, 01:36:22 am
Kill him.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Radio Controlled on June 09, 2017, 05:32:36 am
Yeah just squash him like the arthropod he is!

Also I'm keeping my bet standing until further notice. These two things are completely unrelated.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: piecewise on June 09, 2017, 08:03:38 am


Almost done. Just have sy's turn left because his constant massive genome changes take like a half hour to process.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Person on June 09, 2017, 08:17:11 am
Was sort of hoping for a response on my earlier question. Sorry if I'm causing you too much trouble. This was the part that confused me, because I thought I had changed my chest too. Which is which? If it really is both, that really throws me for a loop genome wise.

Quote
Your abdomen becomes a Purplish gland leaking carcinogens.  Out of that gland sprouts a flagella in the shape of a human chest tipped with another purple gland.

Your abdomen becomes a big bone lump in the shape of a human abdomen, coated in a fur made of tiny arms. It also just kind of has a big bone club sprouting out of it randomly.

Again, sorry for the inconvenience.

Edit: Okay, thanks. I'll try to update my genome uses properly too.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: piecewise on June 09, 2017, 08:20:59 am
Was sort of hoping for a response on my earlier question. Sorry if I'm causing you too much trouble. This was the part that confused me, because I thought I had changed my chest too. Which is which? If it really is both, that really throws me for a loop genome wise.

Quote
Your abdomen becomes a Purplish gland leaking carcinogens.  Out of that gland sprouts a flagella in the shape of a human chest tipped with another purple gland.

Your abdomen becomes a big bone lump in the shape of a human abdomen, coated in a fur made of tiny arms. It also just kind of has a big bone club sprouting out of it randomly.

Again, sorry for the inconvenience.
I think the first is your chest. But it doesn't matter, you changed enough of your genome that everything is different now so just take the new description in this next turn as your current one.

Generally, I remake each new line that has changes in it, because changing even a single gene or the location of that gene in the sequence, or the spacing, can cause big changes.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: syvarris on June 09, 2017, 09:58:44 am
Since Egan isn't posting, can I laser him instead of letting him suffer an environement kill?  I'd rather not have to kill someone active later.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Egan_BW on June 09, 2017, 01:38:14 pm
Move one tile east and do nothing else.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: piecewise on June 09, 2017, 08:39:18 pm
More horrific magical deforming, for !!SCIENCE!!


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Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)

Your head as well becomes a giant hydrogen gas bladder.  Your arm becomes a lion's head with an extremely long, human arm shaped tongue.



Modify my genes using the above. Then don't die, I guess. And assuming this does what I think it will, practice my rolling so I can move faster in future.

Your head becomes a giant human/lion hybrid, with about 80% lion parts. It also has giant swollen red eyes with silvery metallic veins. These eyes can fire lasers. Your neck becomes the same. Your chest the same. Your abdomen the same. Arm, because you only have 1 now, the same. Leg, also of which you only have 1, becomes much the same but with fish scales and slightly less big. Your entire freaking body kind of morphs into a version of this lion/human head thing and you gain the ability to fire your lasers all into one point and create a giant laser. Very "Death star" ish. But made of lion heads.

Rolling seems difficult in this form so I'm gonna assume no, this isn't what you expected.

Sorry, couldn't access forums for awhile.

Move right to safety if needed, and gene mod again.

By the way, I may have gotten a bit confused with my description. You described my abdomen twice. Was one of those supposed to be my chest instead? Will update description again if so. Also not entirely sure if some of those changes replaced or added to my mutations.

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Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)
"Move right to safety" while you stand just to the left of drop. You're sending me some weird messages here my man. Also, this font your using on your posts does not bold well.

Your head is a human head, but with a discoball style arrangements of laser emitters instead of hair. Normal human neck. Chest become like human flagella, longer, wigglier, and boneless. Your abdomen has a fur of tiny arms but is otherwise human. You have normal human arms and legs. Except there are 3 of each, making for 6 arms and 6 legs total. 

As per your description, I forget, but it doesn't matter now because this is your new one, and all the old stuff is now gone.

Whoops, didn't realize I was in.

Time to mutate.

Spoiler: Genome changes (click to show/hide)
Your hair becomes far thinner than before. Almost invisibly so, and whips around at high speeds, shattering each time until all thats left is a constantly twitching bowl cut. And your head becomes covered in a thin, fragile, white shell. Besides that silly shit, the only change is that...well, you grow two big eyes on your pecs, a big human mouth on your belly, two big ears from your shoulders and a nose right from your sternum.





Well, don't have a genome yet, but I might as well post an action in case I procrastinate forever again.  Genome done.

Move East, off the lowering area.  Laser anyone who attacks myself, Egan, or Ao, for hindering science.  Attempt to float using my giant blimp bits, possibly jumping off the ground to get some height.




Double sized lion head with laser eyes and wasp stinger teeth. Neck to buffalo horn in a sort of round flipperish form, with goat eyes, dog ears, and slow leaking gas. Human chest with buffalo horn bone, a single large eye protected by a crystalline plate in the chest, and poison gland armpit sweat glands. Abdomen becomes a human head with smoking mouth and nostrils and huge bulbous laser eyes. Your arms become giant hydrogen bladders with monkey tails. Your legs turn into giant cat legs covered in porcupine quills, with buffalo horn claws. You have huge muscles and a big armadillo shell.


You can float. You can float really good actually. Though stay away from the ceiling; it will kill you. But the ceiling is 100 feet up so you're probably fine.

Move one tile east and do nothing else.
Ok.



(http://i.imgur.com/SP6lPzZ.png)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 10, 2017, 02:16:10 am
So syv is orbital laser cannon now?

Mutate and murder JO before he kills sy using the very effective breakdancing method. And if I have enough big mouths, give him a good bite too.


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Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: NJW2000 on June 10, 2017, 03:09:51 am
Bet Egan
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: johiah on June 10, 2017, 10:48:28 am
Your head becomes a giant human/lion hybrid, with about 80% lion parts. It also has giant swollen red eyes with silvery metallic veins. These eyes can fire lasers. Your neck becomes the same. Your chest the same. Your abdomen the same. Arm, because you only have 1 now, the same. Leg, also of which you only have 1, becomes much the same but with fish scales and slightly less big. Your entire freaking body kind of morphs into a version of this lion/human head thing and you gain the ability to fire your lasers all into one point and create a giant laser. Very "Death star" ish. But made of lion heads.

Rolling seems difficult in this form so I'm gonna assume no, this isn't what you expected.
Actually this is pretty much what I expected. Except for the lion and fish scale thing. Hopefully killing me should be hard since i have 18 heads.
Kind of thinking I will move via rocking back and forth to roll.


Laser the orbital death star Syv.
Well fine then Aoshima.
Laser AoshimaMichio.
Apparently trying to win causes a lot of hostility, so:
Laser anyone who attacks me.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 10, 2017, 11:15:48 am

Oh no, you won't laser my death star.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: johiah on June 10, 2017, 12:20:04 pm
Oh no, you won't laser my death star.
That's pretty siggable.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Place your bets.
Post by: Toaster on June 10, 2017, 07:21:34 pm
Bet Whisperling!  "First" turn death for the "win!"
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: syvarris on June 10, 2017, 08:55:13 pm
Laser JO.  I don't particularly want to kill people, but if you're going to so aggressively impede my science I don't have much choice.  Also, stay floating about fifteen feeet up--high enough to be out of reach, but low enough that a fall prolly won't be lethal.

Genome changes to come later.

Spoiler: Current Appearance (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Egan_BW on June 10, 2017, 09:18:37 pm

"Your entire body become hard and yellow, covered in horseshoe shaped serrated protuberances. Your neck becomes shaped like a beak, with a ridge of shark teeth and a base of a horse hoof. Your chest becomes a fanged beak filled with teeth made of horse hooves that are serrated and arranged in shark like rows. Your abdomen ends up a lot like your neck.

Your human head turns yellow and hard, your mouth extends into a point and you get serrated teeth made of horse hoof. Your neck becomes a human arm. Chest becomes a Human head with yellow hard flesh and a pointed mouth, covered in thick hair that ends in tiny serrated points. Your abdomen becomes shrunken and tiny but otherwise stays the same. Oh you also only have 1 leg and 1 arm."

Go over to JO and just kinda shred him, ya know?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Person on June 11, 2017, 06:41:19 am
My desktop computer is now completely unusable, because I'm not allowed to succeed at anything ever.

Laser JO.

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Egan_BW on June 11, 2017, 06:51:00 am
Hey everyone betting on me! Probably bet on JO instead, he's getting four kinds of attacked.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: johiah on June 11, 2017, 09:05:29 am
Wow I am clearly not the favorite. Oh well, I am already in my final form. Changing my action to the below.
Laser anyone who attacks me.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Radio Controlled on June 11, 2017, 10:19:07 am
Hey everyone betting on me! Probably bet on JO instead, he's getting four kinds of attacked.

You can't tell me what to do! Now I'm betting on you again, double or nothing!  :P
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: NJW2000 on June 11, 2017, 10:26:32 am
My market trading algorithms clearly identify Egan as the best candidate to bet on this turn :v
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: crazyabe on June 11, 2017, 01:02:35 pm
I Bet JO.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: piecewise on June 11, 2017, 03:00:26 pm
OI WHISPERLING!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Whisperling on June 11, 2017, 03:19:28 pm
Bet Whisperling!  "First" turn death for the "win!"

For the record, I'm pretty sure I know how to avoid mutating my head away.

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M-M-M-Mutate!

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Coolrune206 on June 11, 2017, 03:20:27 pm
Bet Whisperling.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: piecewise on June 11, 2017, 07:00:44 pm
Wow, JO cluster fuck here. Lets do him first so he can fight the world.

Wow I am clearly not the favorite. Oh well, I am already in my final form. Changing my action to the below.
Laser anyone who attacks me.
Entering self defense mode.

So syv is orbital laser cannon now?

Mutate and murder JO before he kills sy using the very effective breakdancing method. And if I have enough big mouths, give him a good bite too.


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You have a normal, albeit bald, human head, aside from the bearded, vertical mouth that can shoot lasers. Your neck is a similar mouth...though it is very shallow and has nothing attached to it. You have a human chest with a vertical fanged mouth on it too, very gaping dragon like. Also you have another human chest sort of fused to the first one like a growth. Your abdomen has another vertical fanged mouth on an otherwise human abdomen.  Your arms are lion heads with very long tendril like tongues. Your legs are long bone blades with armadillo plated tops.  You are doublely tall, massively musclar, and covered in armadillo plates.


[2+10][16+5]
You run over, duck under a massive laser blast, and leap into a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOoNSbUZsRA (http://spinning bird kick). Your bladed legs cleave through Jo  a dozen times, rending him into enough small pieces that even his giant cluster of heads is killed.


Sorry JO, seems you became too powerful too fast and it frightened the other contestants.

Laser JO.  I don't particularly want to kill people, but if you're going to so aggressively impede my science I don't have much choice.  Also, stay floating about fifteen feeet up--high enough to be out of reach, but low enough that a fall prolly won't be lethal.

Genome changes to come later.

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HAHA POSTING BEFORE YOU CAN POST A GENOME!

My desktop computer is now completely unusable, because I'm not allowed to succeed at anything ever.

Laser JO.

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I'm afraid there's not much left to laser.


"Your entire body become hard and yellow, covered in horseshoe shaped serrated protuberances. Your neck becomes shaped like a beak, with a ridge of shark teeth and a base of a horse hoof. Your chest becomes a fanged beak filled with teeth made of horse hooves that are serrated and arranged in shark like rows. Your abdomen ends up a lot like your neck.

Your human head turns yellow and hard, your mouth extends into a point and you get serrated teeth made of horse hoof. Your neck becomes a human arm. Chest becomes a Human head with yellow hard flesh and a pointed mouth, covered in thick hair that ends in tiny serrated points. Your abdomen becomes shrunken and tiny but otherwise stays the same. Oh you also only have 1 leg and 1 arm."

Go over to JO and just kinda shred him, ya know?
No, I don't know. Who is JO? that pile of meat?

You have a yellow, hard human head with a pointed mouth that can breath both lasers and smoke, and has rows of shark teeth. Your neck is A human arm that is at least 12 feet long. Your chest is a normal human head, your abdomen is a normal abdomen, Your leg and arm are both normal, but you only have a single, central version of both. Your skin turns yellow and hard, your bones turn into horse hoof, your skin is covered in tiny sharp protuberances, you are massively muscled and covered in armadillo plates.


Bet Whisperling!  "First" turn death for the "win!"

For the record, I'm pretty sure I know how to avoid mutating my head away.

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M-M-M-Mutate!

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Your head is effectively unchanged except now it has no shell. Your neck remains the same, as does your chest and abdomen. Your arms remain human however the skin loosens and becomes like a massive fleshy cape in the shape of an elephant head. Your legs stay the same. Your weird overall head body thing is still intact as well.

Crazy abe wins his bet! AND HE IS NOW IN! CA!

Waitlist:
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
Oceansoul
Toaster
Toaster
Coolrune
NJW
NJW
Xan
Paphi

(http://i.imgur.com/VRbI0oC.png)

Dark spots sinking, you know the drill.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: crazyabe on June 11, 2017, 07:16:46 pm
MUTATE
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Xantalos on June 11, 2017, 07:33:34 pm
Bet Egan
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Egan_BW on June 11, 2017, 07:43:46 pm
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7 charges

You have a yellow, hard human head with a pointed mouth that can breath both lasers and smoke, and has rows of shark teeth. Your neck is A human arm that is at least 12 feet long. Your chest is a normal human head, your abdomen is a normal abdomen, Your leg and arm are both normal, but you only have a single, central version of both. Your skin turns yellow and hard, your bones turn into horse hoof, your skin is covered in tiny sharp protuberances, you are massively muscled and covered in armadillo plates.

Mutate! Then extendo neck and bite CA's face off.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: crazyabe on June 11, 2017, 07:50:08 pm
punch Egan in the Snout to establish superiority before or after Mutating, Depending on when he Attacks.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 12, 2017, 12:35:46 am
Right. More dangerous mutations. And murder PErson. Slice n dice. Grab n stab.

"Sorry dude, but I want my all inclusive pardon. Nothing personal."

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: syvarris on June 13, 2017, 05:18:00 pm
Float East, laser anyone who attacks either of my science buddies (unless they're the aggressor), hopefully figure out a genome to test before the update, yadayada.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Person on June 14, 2017, 10:36:24 am
"I was thinking the same thing!"

Move toward the center. Grapple AO with my many arms and throw him down the pit!

Time to see what having 6 arms and legs can do for me.

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: piecewise on June 14, 2017, 07:14:22 pm
Beginning turn.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Toaster on June 14, 2017, 07:24:01 pm
Bet Crazyabe!  All firstturners must die!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: syvarris on June 15, 2017, 01:12:02 pm
Aww, you waited for me?  How thoughtful of you!

Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Whisperling on June 15, 2017, 01:29:30 pm
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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: piecewise on June 16, 2017, 10:21:17 pm
Bet Crazyabe!  All firstturners must die!
Bet Egan





MUTATE
You grow long feathered hair. Your arms become long, boneless, scaley and snakelike. Your legs then mutate to be copies of your arms.

Float East, laser anyone who attacks either of my science buddies (unless they're the aggressor), hopefully figure out a genome to test before the update, yadayada.
You hover easterly and keep one laser eye trained on those who would attack your science friends.

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7 charges

You have a yellow, hard human head with a pointed mouth that can breath both lasers and smoke, and has rows of shark teeth. Your neck is A human arm that is at least 12 feet long. Your chest is a normal human head, your abdomen is a normal abdomen, Your leg and arm are both normal, but you only have a single, central version of both. Your skin turns yellow and hard, your bones turn into horse hoof, your skin is covered in tiny sharp protuberances, you are massively muscled and covered in armadillo plates.

Mutate! Then extendo neck and bite CA's face off.
Your Head remains the same. Your neck remains a human arm and very long, however it also becomes perfectly spherical and covered in armadillo shell. This change, of the thin to the uniformly wide, increases its mass massively, to the point that it drags you to the ground.  Your chest and abdomen are human, but your arms double in size and become scaly and boneless. Your legs double too and become soft, pink and sticky. You are very musclar, your body covered in dense armadilo shell, and a giant shark mouth with horse hoof teeth opens in your chest. You attempt to attack but cannot. You cannot even move; your neck must weigh 700 lbs.

punch Egan in the Snout to establish superiority before or after Mutating, Depending on when he Attacks.
Seems you won't need to.


Right. More dangerous mutations. And murder PErson. Slice n dice. Grab n stab.

"Sorry dude, but I want my all inclusive pardon. Nothing personal."

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Your head is the same, your neck a human neck with a vertical fanged mouth in , like toothy ribs jutting out from an exposed, canyonous windpipe. Chest is much the same, gashed open with rib fangs and exposed inner organs, heart pumping away, fluttering like a wet sack with a starling trapped inside. A huge human ear has grown up and out of your back, like a single weird wing, malformed and twisted. Your abdomen continues that cavernous mouth, peaks of your pelvic bones peeking through the flesh-gums of that fangy maw. A huge wasp stinger protrudes from the small of your back with an equally huge poison sack attached to it. It bobs slightly, the venom in it sloshing. Each arm is a tendril, very long and thin, ending in a bone blade about a foot long. They twitch continously, eagerly, flowing and flopping. Your legs, each a good 4 or 5 feet long are bone blades. Your entire body is long, but each stretched limb and part is packed with dense and powerful muscle, and a thick coating of armadillo armor plates.

"I was thinking the same thing!"

Move toward the center. Grapple AO with my many arms and throw him down the pit!

Time to see what having 6 arms and legs can do for me.

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Hmm Well you have 6 arms and 6 legs, whic is pretty good. You also have laser hair. But  you still have a single human head, and AO has 12 foot long flesh tendrils ending in razor sharp bone blades and the strength to use them. If you stayed back and tried to shoot it might have been different but you're charging him.

Ao: [10+7]
Pe: [12+4]

Ao manages to cut PE several times, even going so far as to lop off one of his arms, but he cannot truely stop PE either. PE gets up quite close to him, moving into good position for a grapple.


Aww, you waited for me?  How thoughtful of you!


Your head vanishes. Your neck becomes a lion head, with laser eyes, a mane of fleshy bloodhound ears and tiny sprouting antlers. You have a double large human chest in the vague shape of a head for your Chest.  It rotates along its axis and has patches of soft, fluffy mothwing skin. Your abdomen is a human head with massive silver-red laser eyes that spews smoke from its mouth.  Your arms are two massive hydrogen gas bladders covered in squirming monkey tails. Your legs are replaced by reddish organs that spew out flammable gas. They are in a vague, chimera-ish shape, a cross between elephant and crocodile. Your whole body is covered in crystalline plates in the shape of armadillo shells.

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Head and Hair,bear body, thin fast fragile
Neck
chest and lion mane
elephant head, abdomen
arm and bull horn
leg and scale plates and reptile fringe
head paired limb

Your hair becomes a thin mane of tiny speed dancing, headless, limbless bear torsos. Your neck remains human. Your chest grows a strange shoulder-back mane of thick hair.  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo2J1_S28x4) Your abdomen becomes an elephant head, but made of human flesh and sort of abdomenish in shape. Your arms brow great sharp bull horn protuberances, like curved claws sprouting from your forearms.  Your legs sprout a reptilian fringe.  And then you sprout two giant eyes, a giant nose, a mouth and ears from your torso.



The ground finishes retracting and EGan drops into the abyss. Silly egan, you die again.



Xan wins his bet.


OCeansoul IS UP!

Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Toaster
Toaster
Coolrune
NJW
NJW
Xan
Xan
Paphi

Parts keep collapsing, etc.


(http://i.imgur.com/AXPJqE6.png)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: crazyabe on June 16, 2017, 11:22:02 pm
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MUTATE
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Attack anyone who attacks me, move one towards the center.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Xantalos on June 16, 2017, 11:53:40 pm
Bet Person
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 17, 2017, 03:20:15 am
((How many kills I have?))

Laser Person, use my arms like a rope to bind his arms and do a tapdance on his chest while pumping him full of poison!

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Radio Controlled on June 17, 2017, 03:20:28 am
Hey, I also win my bet, hooray.

Now bet on... The craziest of abes.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: NJW2000 on June 17, 2017, 03:38:03 am
Bets are one turn only, eh...

Bet Whisperling
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Person on June 17, 2017, 06:50:01 pm
Well damn. Was not ready for that mutation from you AO.

Laser him back focusing on the head. Rip one of the blade arms off off him to use as a weapon.

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Whisperling on June 18, 2017, 01:14:11 am
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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: PaPaj on June 18, 2017, 10:59:08 am
2 questions,
1. what the fuck is going on
2. can i play this?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 18, 2017, 11:54:33 pm
2 questions,
1. what the fuck is going on
2. can i play this?

1. Self mutilation/mutation and murder without borders.
2. Yes. Hop in line.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: PaPaj on June 19, 2017, 12:18:51 am
GP // MJ // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //

Description: Your average clone,maybe with a slight psychopath in him
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 19, 2017, 12:26:07 am
((Wait until we get some people murdered, there's a line.))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: syvarris on June 19, 2017, 01:45:57 am
Obligatory "Laser anyone who attacks me or an ally unprovoked" post.  Move East and float well out of tentacle-reach.

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: piecewise on June 21, 2017, 09:51:58 pm
Starting turn
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: piecewise on June 21, 2017, 10:29:30 pm
Bet Person
Hey, I also win my bet, hooray.

Now bet on... The craziest of abes.
Bets are one turn only, eh...

Bet Whisperling



Spoiler: Gnome (click to show/hide)
MUTATE
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Attack anyone who attacks me, move one towards the center.

Your head returns to normal. Your abdomen swells and grows a big reptile eye pot belly with a stabbing proboscis belly button. The eye and the proboscis are molten, literally cracked and streaming heat like a lava flow.  Your arms become about 2.5 times bigger than normal human arms and also become scaley and wriggly. Your legs turn into exact duplicates of your arms.



((How many kills I have?))

Laser Person, use my arms like a rope to bind his arms and do a tapdance on his chest while pumping him full of poison!

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((Dunno))
Well damn. Was not ready for that mutation from you AO.

Laser him back focusing on the head. Rip one of the blade arms off off him to use as a weapon.

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[8+3][5+2]
[2+6][7+2]
AO and PE, in a very anime-eqsue scene, both fire lasers at each other. Their lasers clash in mid-air in that particularly unrealistic way that people love and, after a few moments of DBZ style struggling AO's more concentrated beam wins out. The blast blows off PE's remaining left arms. Thus advantaged, AO moves in for the kill. He lashes out with his tendrils but instead of getting a good stranglehold, the two merely end up close together, tangled in AO's limbs.


Obligatory "Laser anyone who attacks me or an ally unprovoked" post.  Move East and float well out of tentacle-reach.

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You float closer to the center of the remaining land but stay high up, out of range of any attacks...at least any grabs.



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Your head becomes an elephant head. That head has human hair on it that ends in tiny little elephant heads that have sloth claws for tusks. Your neck swells into a massive hydrogen gas bladder covered in monkey tails. Your chest becomes that of a massive bear, made even more massive by the fact that it seems to be unnaturally long. Its hair is not normal bear hair, instead it is sharp and stinging, with a coating of tar on the skin. Your abdomen is that of a whale, not as massive as a normal whale but still very big, with a single huge bioject sprouting out the back. it also has a single bull horn on its side for...some reason. You have normal human arms and then massive praying mantis limbs just above them, sprouting from the same shoulder.  Your leg is a normal leg, but with a mane around the ankle, two huge nostrils in the knee and skittering centipede legs running down the side of the limb. Your body twists and contorts to form the vague shape of a human head, your skin turns silver-red and your pores start releasing low energy lasers, and your body is covered in heavy scale plates.

You float up off the ground and then attempt to laser Crazy abe.

[13+4][7+2]
Your whole body can laser, but its not very focused. Its still good enough to blow the ever living shit out of Crazy Abe though. You reduce him to an ashy smear.






RC wins his bet! THE ARENA CHANGES IN RESPONSE TO HIS PERVERSE WISHES! RUSTY METAL CAGE WALLS SPRING UP OUT OF THE ABYSS AND FORM A SPHERICAL CAGE AROUND THE ARENA!


NJW IS UP!


Waitlist
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Toaster
Toaster
Coolrune
Xan
Xan
Paphi
Papaj


(http://i.imgur.com/IDQuSot.png)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 21, 2017, 10:54:46 pm
Now that I'm closer and tangled together, let's laser his face too. Then poison, bite and murder.

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Toaster on June 21, 2017, 11:00:33 pm
Bet NJW!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Xantalos on June 21, 2017, 11:15:05 pm
PERSON BET
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: PaPaj on June 21, 2017, 11:19:42 pm
so now i can beat anyone i want?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Whisperling on June 22, 2017, 09:23:15 am


Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: NJW2000 on June 22, 2017, 11:00:36 am
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Do whatever seems most survivable. Cling to cage walls.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: syvarris on June 22, 2017, 09:23:50 pm
Blah.  Laser any aggressors, keep floating, mutate.

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Person on June 23, 2017, 12:08:18 am
Snap his neck with my arms.

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: NJW2000 on June 23, 2017, 07:57:13 am
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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Radio Controlled on June 23, 2017, 08:55:36 am
Quote
RC wins his bet! THE ARENA CHANGES IN RESPONSE TO HIS PERVERSE WISHES! RUSTY METAL CAGE WALLS SPRING UP OUT OF THE ABYSS AND FORM A SPHERICAL CAGE AROUND THE ARENA!

This arouses me to no end.

For a visual aid, this is sort of what the arena looks now:
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You'll have to provide the sweet cycles yourself though.

Also, bet... PE!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: Egan_BW on June 23, 2017, 08:04:05 pm
Bet PW
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: crazyabe on June 24, 2017, 12:04:13 pm
Bet PE.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: No murder this turn. Try harder.
Post by: piecewise on June 24, 2017, 12:35:45 pm
so now i can beat anyone i want?
You're on the wishlist. I select a random person from the list every time someone dies and they get in. So for now, just watch the tread and hope people die.



Now that I'm closer and tangled together, let's laser his face too. Then poison, bite and murder.

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Snap his neck with my arms.

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[2+7][1+4]
Neither Aoshi or Person are really bringing their"A" game here. In fact I'd say they're basically just flailing wildly. But their flailing has a fair amount of deadly weaponry behind it so thats enough. Despite his flagella body offering some increased dodging potential for his head, Person is still decapitated by a blast from Aoshi's laser-mouth.



You have an elephant head, with hair that ends in tiny elephant heads that toot lasers. Albeit lasers so tiny that they're basically worthless. Your neck is a giant gas bladder with monkey tails. Your abdomen loses the horn and gains a random gas bladder. Your human arms are replaced with bone hooks, but the mantis arms remain. Your legs become whale heads that can scream lasers, they also have big pulsating infection glands. Your body is covered in fish scales, scale plates and leaks a constant haze of weak laser light.

You pull a SY, float back away from melee range and try to laser AO. Your lasers are...well pretty weak really. Your best ones are the whale heads.
[2+3][6+2]
AO side steps your laser.

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Do whatever seems most survivable. Cling to cage walls.
Your head is a human mouth with teeth made of hairy antlers. Your neck is a normal human neck, but with a single buffalo horn.  Your chest is a buffalo horn that goes from neck to abdomen, but there is also a human chest in there. A human chest shaped like a big old dick. Congrats. You finally found it. Your abdomen is human, but with a plague gland just growing out of it. Your arms are strange things: they're full of flickering blue light and seem to flash out of existence for a tiny fraction of a second every now and again. They're shaped like human arms but aren't actually, they're just soft and unresponsive organs. They also seem to be leaking some sort of extremely pestilent substance.  Your legs remain, but long bone spears sprout beside them, such that you now have to walk on their tips, like stilts.  Your entire body is covered in small purple sores that leak pus, out of your back an enormous, tree-like mushroom sprouts, doubling you over with its weight, and your body becomes covered in feathers and your bones become fragile and hollow. Finally, your skin turns red-orange and your entire body begins producing an insane amount of heat. You're literally as hot as a branding iron.

You walk over and...well you can't climb as you are so you just press yourself against the fence. It starts getting quite hot.

Blah.  Laser any aggressors, keep floating, mutate.

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Your head vanishes. Your neck becomes a lion head that can roar out massively powerful lasers, your chest vanishes, your abdomen becomes a human head with massively powerful laser vision. Your arms become giant hydrogen gas bladers that sprout from your abdomen head. You have no legs. You're basically a floating pair of laser heads.

You hover in place.



XAN RADIO AND CRAZY ABE WIN THEIR BETS! XAN (XN) IS IN! THE ENTIRE CAGE HAS BEGUN TO ROTATE ! ANYONE ON THE GROUND IS BEING PUSHED TOWARDS THE OUTSIDE EDGE OF THE CAGE BY THE G-FORCE!


Waitlist
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Toaster
Toaster
Coolrune
Paphi
Papaj
Crazy Abe
(http://i.imgur.com/gaTAH7Y.png)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on June 24, 2017, 12:43:40 pm
Laser gas bladders of that guy who just tried to kill me.

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: NJW2000 on June 24, 2017, 12:53:34 pm
Stilt-sliver over to Xan and hug-poison-bite-spear him to death. Lewdly.

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Whisperling on June 24, 2017, 01:26:15 pm

Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Person on June 24, 2017, 04:35:18 pm
Waitlist, bet AO.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: crazyabe on June 24, 2017, 05:55:27 pm
Bet Whisperling.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: syvarris on June 24, 2017, 07:51:15 pm
Well, Whisperling attacked my ally, so he gets lasered.  I'll probably think of something to test later.  Only really got the one thing I want to know, really.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Xantalos on June 25, 2017, 08:49:25 pm
Dodge! Also, mutate!

GP VN MJ PX XV
OM YZ OM EV GG
NO SO GO NK FL
XC VL LL BV GB
XA NI EC LD GD
EN WK UH TE LO
OG VQ BF RR ZN

If I happen to get any deadly abilities from this, use them to messily murder anyone trying to fuck with me.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on July 01, 2017, 01:11:23 pm
Well, Whisperling attacked my ally, so he gets lasered.  I'll probably think of something to test later.  Only really got the one thing I want to know, really.
Laser gas bladders of that guy who just tried to kill me.

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Stilt-sliver over to Xan and hug-poison-bite-spear him to death. Lewdly.

Spoiler: sheet (click to show/hide)

Remember, only bold things in your genome that are changes as of that turn.



Your head becomes a frankly massive elphant head with sloth claw tusks and the ability to toot a relatively weak laser. The head is so big that its extremely awkward to move. Your neck becomes a fairly large gas bladder with two monkey tails. It also has another elephant head growing out of it, which can toot lasers. Your chest is a total copy of your head, while your abdomen remains unchanged. Your arms and legs are identical elephant heads that toot lasers and have big pulsating infection glands on them.  You lose your fish scales.  Your heads are so fucking massive and heavy at this point that your bladders can't raise them.

Dodge! Also, mutate!

GP VN MJ PX XV
OM YZ OM EV GG
NO SO GO NK FL
XC VL LL BV GB
XA NI EC LD GD
EN WK UH TE LO
OG VQ BF RR ZN

If I happen to get any deadly abilities from this, use them to messily murder anyone trying to fuck with me.

Ah, another attempting to do science with a sandblaster. Alright, we'll make your big stupid self.

You have a human head with fish scales and blue coloration and a long sharp nose. The scales are made of hair and have a sort of black and metallic look to them, but are shaped like tiny cockroaches. Your neck is made of a strip of fur that looks like a human neck and has a small reptile fringe on it. Your head just dangles limply on the end of it. Your chest floats in mid air, disconnected from anything else but somehow still part of the whole. It is a long tail, the center of which has a human shaped armadillo shell on it and the end of which is tipped with a cat eye.  Your abdomen is a crab claw, with the big part shaped like a human abdomen. Your arms are hyena limbs twisted to look like human arms, and necrotic. They end in soft, fungal bird beaks. Your legs are human legs, but they are rounded and pushing spherical in their shape, covered in green scales and pointed white teeth. A little circle of pointy bone sprouts from your knee and each spike on it looks vaguely phallic.  Your body becomes covered in hair and 5 random claws about a foot long sprount out at complete random on your body. A huge beetle shell covers your shoulders and back, stretching down like a cape over the back of your legs. Everything takes on a harsh, geometric shape and you ooze ink from every remaining pore.




Sy attempts to laser Whisperling. He has excessively powerful lasers gaining him a +8 if only because he doesn't have much of a set up to aim them. Whisperling, on the other hand, is a giant mass of elephant heads that can barely move so he's not getting any bonus.
[3+8][5]
Sy deathstar's Whispering out of existance with a single giant red laser blast.

AO wants to kill his attacker, but his attacker is dead.

NJW and XAN get into a mutal fight. NJW is basically a fat, diseased tree on stilts. Worse yet he's got fragile bones. But he's also burning hot. Xan...is a big bobble headed rayman mess with no real weapons, but he does have a good shell. I'm gonna give NJW a +5 because being burning hot in a melee battle is a big advantage, and give xan a +2 to represent the shielding of his shell.

[16+5][18+2]
NJW comes over and belly flops onto xan, who immediately curls up and hides under his shell, protecting himself from the attack but ending up in a disadvantageous position. He also manages to get completely coated in pestilant pus and slime.



Whisperling is dead. Crazy abe wins his bet and also wins the next spot in the ring!


Waitlist
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Toaster
Toaster
Coolrune
Paphi
Papaj
Person


Ocean remains completely motionless in the corner.  Everyone except SY is now pressed against the outer wall of the cage by the rapid spinning.

(http://i.imgur.com/GHNFv9B.png)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: NJW2000 on July 01, 2017, 01:18:11 pm
Rapidly ambulate along the cage-side away from Xan, leaving a trail of heat and poison.

Also mutate and react to aggression with aggression.


Spoiler: sheet (click to show/hide)

I never knew lasers were such a common genetic mutation.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: crazyabe on July 01, 2017, 01:18:38 pm
Mutate!
Avoid Dying!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: flabort on July 02, 2017, 12:15:36 am
Can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.
Throw me on the waitlist.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: syvarris on July 02, 2017, 11:06:49 am
Standard.  Laser anyone who attacks myself or Ao.  Then mutate; it's important that mutating comes second, for obvious reasons.

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: OceanSoul on July 02, 2017, 12:48:49 pm
I'm glad I checked this thread, because I didn't know, or expect, that I would be in again! Give me a small while to review what's happened so far, and then I'll put up my action.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on July 02, 2017, 12:53:15 pm
"I have raging murder boner and nowhere to put it."

More mutations then. Of course, always counter-attack in similar manner as I am attacked.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: flabort on July 02, 2017, 01:01:07 pm
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on July 02, 2017, 01:13:31 pm

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Xantalos on July 03, 2017, 04:41:56 pm
Time to mutate again! If anyone keeps attacking me, murderize them as best I can.

Current pre-mutation description: You have a human head with fish scales and blue coloration and a long sharp nose. The scales are made of hair and have a sort of black and metallic look to them, but are shaped like tiny cockroaches. Your neck is made of a strip of fur that looks like a human neck and has a small reptile fringe on it. Your head just dangles limply on the end of it. Your chest floats in mid air, disconnected from anything else but somehow still part of the whole. It is a long tail, the center of which has a human shaped armadillo shell on it and the end of which is tipped with a cat eye.  Your abdomen is a crab claw, with the big part shaped like a human abdomen. Your arms are hyena limbs twisted to look like human arms, and necrotic. They end in soft, fungal bird beaks. Your legs are human legs, but they are rounded and pushing spherical in their shape, covered in green scales and pointed white teeth. A little circle of pointy bone sprouts from your knee and each spike on it looks vaguely phallic.  Your body becomes covered in hair and 5 random claws about a foot long sprount out at complete random on your body. A huge beetle shell covers your shoulders and back, stretching down like a cape over the back of your legs. Everything takes on a harsh, geometric shape and you ooze ink from every remaining pore.



GP MH MJ PV TJ
GN YZ NM ED VV
NP SP GP NK FL
DD VL LA BV GE
XA NI EC LD GD
EN WK NU TE LO
OB VQ BF RK ZN

Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: dustywayfarer on July 06, 2017, 06:59:04 pm
Waitlisted.

Do I get to have any initial mutations?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: NJW2000 on July 07, 2017, 01:56:27 am
Waitlisted.

Do I get to have any initial mutations?
No, you start with the human genome (OP) but can mutate as a free first action I think.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: dustywayfarer on July 07, 2017, 02:52:37 pm
Waitlisted.

Do I get to have any initial mutations?
No, you start with the human genome (OP) but can mutate as a free first action I think.

In that case:
Spoiler: DW Waitlist (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on July 08, 2017, 01:26:06 pm
I'm waiting on ocean since he said he was gonna post....I sent him a message too. But I'll post today, regardless. I'm totaling up the mutations now.


Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: OceanSoul on July 08, 2017, 01:49:42 pm
It's safe to say that I can look at any spoiler that doesn't say "GM only" or "don't look" in any way, right?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on July 08, 2017, 01:51:55 pm
It's safe to say that I can look at any spoiler that doesn't say "GM only" or "don't look" in any way, right?
lets say yes.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: OceanSoul on July 08, 2017, 02:17:51 pm
Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

I swear, if I somehow die off of this...anyway, take a step closer to the center of the arena, THEN mutate.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on July 08, 2017, 09:58:11 pm
Rapidly ambulate along the cage-side away from Xan, leaving a trail of heat and poison.

Also mutate and react to aggression with aggression.


Spoiler: sheet (click to show/hide)

I never knew lasers were such a common genetic mutation.
Your head is a human mouth, with whale body lips and antler teeth. Your neck is human, with a random buffalo horn on it. Your chest is a Spider head covered in fish scales, with the internal contents of a human chest crowded back behind the mandibles. Oh and the fangs on the end of the mandibles are dick shaped. You have a normal abdomen, save for the pulsing plague gland potbelly. Your arm (you only have 1 now) is still made of the same flickering blue flesh, but now takes the form a cape that goes from your shoulders down to just above your knee...if you had a knee. It also leaks plague riddled fluids. Your leg, you only have 1, is a stabbing proboscis about 3 feet long that you have to balance on. Your entire body is covered in feathers, oozing sores, and a tree sized mushroom grows from your chest and abdomen.

Mutate!
Avoid Dying!
You have a normal human head and hair, but each hair ends in a tiny reptile eye. You have a neck that is in the shape of a big mosquito stabbing proboscis. Your chest is much the same as your neck; human flesh shaped like an identical stabbing proboscis. Your Abdomen and arms are unchanged. Your legs vanish. An massive reptile eye appears on your chest.

"I have raging murder boner and nowhere to put it."

More mutations then. Of course, always counter-attack in similar manner as I am attacked.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
You have a normal human head, but with a single buffalo horn in the shape of a vertical fanged mouth. The horn can fire a laser.  Your neck is the same as before. Your chest gains crystalline plate.  Your abdomen is the same.  Your arm is a floating, very long, fleshy tendril with a bone blade at the end.  Everything else remains the same.

Time to mutate again! If anyone keeps attacking me, murderize them as best I can.

Current pre-mutation description: You have a human head with fish scales and blue coloration and a long sharp nose. The scales are made of hair and have a sort of black and metallic look to them, but are shaped like tiny cockroaches. Your neck is made of a strip of fur that looks like a human neck and has a small reptile fringe on it. Your head just dangles limply on the end of it. Your chest floats in mid air, disconnected from anything else but somehow still part of the whole. It is a long tail, the center of which has a human shaped armadillo shell on it and the end of which is tipped with a cat eye.  Your abdomen is a crab claw, with the big part shaped like a human abdomen. Your arms are hyena limbs twisted to look like human arms, and necrotic. They end in soft, fungal bird beaks. Your legs are human legs, but they are rounded and pushing spherical in their shape, covered in green scales and pointed white teeth. A little circle of pointy bone sprouts from your knee and each spike on it looks vaguely phallic.  Your body becomes covered in hair and 5 random claws about a foot long sprount out at complete random on your body. A huge beetle shell covers your shoulders and back, stretching down like a cape over the back of your legs. Everything takes on a harsh, geometric shape and you ooze ink from every remaining pore.



GP MH MJ PV TJ
GN YZ NM ED VV
NP SP GP NK FL
DD VL LA BV GE
XA NI EC LD GD
EN WK NU TE LO
OB VQ BF RK ZN


More confused mess eh? Ok.

You have a human head, in the shape of a sort of circular, pancake like thing. Your hair is sharp and pointy and ends in little hyena head shapes. You have a Bear head for a neck, but it is shaped like a human neck. It has sloth claws for teeth and purplish wormy flesh. Your chest is a scorpion sting, filled with porous holes, in the shape of human heads. It also has a single cat eye. Your abdomen is a giant club of bone shaped like a human abdomen. It has buldging wrinkles like a human brain with abs, and spurs of sharp bone. Your arms are the same. Your legs are legs, but rounded, furry, and ringed by a bone halo with bone spikes shaped like dicks. You grow tiger fur all over, retain your beetle shell and ink leakage, but a giant organic towershield sprouts from your chest. Combined with the shell, it makes you something of a vertical turtle.

Standard.  Laser anyone who attacks myself or Ao.  Then mutate; it's important that mutating comes second, for obvious reasons.

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)
Your choice sy. I don't mind either way. People being more controlled and thoughtful in their mutations might actually make my life easier.

You turn into a pile of fish scales and are dead.


Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

I swear, if I somehow die off of this...anyway, take a step closer to the center of the arena, THEN mutate.
You have a normal head, but your hair ends in tiny laser emitters that look like lion heads. Your neck and chest are normal, as is your abdomen. Your Arms are human up till just after the elbow, at which point they turn into long bone spears. Or rather, bone bill hooks or the blade of a hook sword.  Your legs double in length but also become soft, pink, sticky and meaty. They still function, but not quite as well.  Your limbs multiply, so that each arm and leg is now a cluster of 3; in all you have 6 arms and 6 legs total.





Well, Sy died.  So the arena changes. The ball cage is spinning so horrendously fast that every single person is pinned to it. If it goes much faster, many of the people will die from the g-forces.


AND THE LOTTERY CHOSES DUSTY (DW) AS THE NEW CONTESTANT! WHAT LUCK!

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Rautherdir
Toaster
Toaster
Coolrune
Paphi
Papaj
Person
Flabort


Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: syvarris on July 08, 2017, 11:32:49 pm
((All of my past spoilers are free for people to look at now.  Should be pretty useful to those who still aren't sure about how things work, I always wrote up little hypotheses and explanations for my genomes.))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: flabort on July 09, 2017, 12:15:44 am
Bet Xantalos

Also, Syvarris, thanks to you I'm getting an idea of what my first mutation will be. Thanks for making that public.

I'm thinking something along these lines:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: NJW2000 on July 09, 2017, 03:33:40 am
Endure mutations, try to survive, grit whatever I can grit. Respond to aggression with flight, violence or turtling as appropriate.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on July 09, 2017, 09:26:46 am
Mutate as usual. Then approach OC with intent to murder. Open with lasers, and end by experimenting what my arm mutations will do to him.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: OceanSoul on July 09, 2017, 10:30:29 am
Spoiler: Genome, w/ mutations (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current Appearance (click to show/hide)

Just mutate.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Xantalos on July 10, 2017, 01:10:36 pm
Just chill out for a bit, I should be safe from the centrifugal force inside my shells.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: dustywayfarer on July 10, 2017, 03:53:26 pm
Spawn; If I don't start with the mutations listed in the quoted genome, then my first move is to mutate. Otherwise my move is scream in horror at the grotesqueness of it all and to run away if attacked.


In that case:
Spoiler: DW Waitlist (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: crazyabe on July 10, 2017, 05:54:11 pm
Spoiler: GM only, Old 'nome (click to show/hide)
MUTATE
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on July 15, 2017, 10:47:06 pm
I need to get someone with basic coding capacities to make a program to automatically search up these genome parts. That's what takes the longest.


Endure mutations, try to survive, grit whatever I can grit. Respond to aggression with flight, violence or turtling as appropriate.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You have a normal human head. Your neck is the body of an insect, a beetle by the look of it, but in the shape of a human neck. It has 8 beady eyes and some vestigial mouthparts right in the center It also has a single pyramid shaped fish scale. Normal chest. Abdomen is a giant mass of black flesh that leaks smoke; its the shape of a human abdomen crossed with a head, but isn't either of them. It has some centipede leg like growths on the side that end in tiny, useless laser pods. You keep the normal arms and legs, but ink glands sprout from the legs. Oh and your hands and feet are now like gecko limbs; all sticky and holdy.

Mutate as usual. Then approach OC with intent to murder. Open with lasers, and end by experimenting what my arm mutations will do to him.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
You have a normal human head, and a second head which is a buffalo horn in the shape of a horse head. You have a normal human neck with a big vertical mouth on it that can shoot lasers. Your chest is normal, save for the single large crystalline plate on the sternum. Its about a foot wide and long. Your abdomen is normal but has a large organic shield covering the front and a wasp stinger sprouting fromt he rear. Your arm is, as before, a floating long tendril but it ends in a sort of bone scupture of a mouth with sharp teeth.  Your legs are long hooked bone blades.  Your entire body is very long and tall, but covered in powerful muscle and plates of boney armor.

Spoiler: Genome, w/ mutations (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current Appearance (click to show/hide)

Just mutate.
You have a human head with the features of a lion. You can roar lasers and also have human hair. Your neck is normal.  Your chest is a lion head that looks like a chest. You have a normal human abdomen. Your arm remains a bone hook sword. You have normal legs. You're covered in fish scales and have 3 of each limb, for a total of 12.

Just chill out for a bit, I should be safe from the centrifugal force inside my shells.
Chilling.

Spawn; If I don't start with the mutations listed in the quoted genome, then my first move is to mutate. Otherwise my move is scream in horror at the grotesqueness of it all and to run away if attacked.


In that case:
Spoiler: DW Waitlist (click to show/hide)
Basically you're a completely normal human but you're whole body is twisted and deformed to the vague shape of a cat leg and you're covered in cat hair.


Spoiler: GM only, Old 'nome (click to show/hide)
MUTATE

Ok so...
Your head is basically a mass of super heated something in the shape of a head that is very ornate in design. It also has stabbing probosci hair. Your neck is another head, but also a neck and a stabbing proboscis that is super hot. The neck part isn't super hot so it catches fire.  Similar effects happen to your chest, your arms and legs (not that they really are arms and legs). Basically, before your overall mutations can take hold, you literally burn yourself up into a few pieces. 

You are dead.



And basically no one can do anything this turn because the force of this spinning cage is enough to murder. This was basically a test to see if you could become good enough to survive the spin.

NJW:3 +2 DEAD
AO: 14+4 LIVE
OS: 15+2 LIVE
XAN: 8+4 LIVE
DW: 17+0 LIVE

Everyone but NJW and Crazy abe live.

TOASTER (TO) AND FLABORT (FL) ARE IN !

The cage starts to slow down and retract.



Waitlist

Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Coolrune
Paphi
Papaj
Person





Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Xantalos on July 15, 2017, 10:56:09 pm
Quote
I need to get someone with basic coding capacities to make a program to automatically search up these genome parts. That's what takes the longest.
In that case, I'm preemptively sorry for this.

MUTATION TIME BITCHES

AI DI AS FH KA
JS HF JK AS HD
KA JS HF KU AS
KU RI UV BV UI
SD YU TS BD YU
VI GB SI RL UH
UR SD IO SE TB

As per usual, if anyone tries to murder me, return the favor.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Whisperling on July 15, 2017, 11:09:50 pm
I need to get someone with basic coding capacities to make a program to automatically search up these genome parts. That's what takes the longest.

((This sounds like a thing I could do, albeit using Scratch rather than actual code. Could probably even work out a way for you to import your existing list without doing a bunch of copy/pasting, if you showed me how you're formatting it.

I obviously don't know all the system's ins and outs, but if you have any specifications beyond "XY corresponds to ______," tell me and I can do my best to implement them.

Willing to forfeit playing rights if secrets will get you a better program, but I'd rather be able to re-enter at some point, if I so choose.))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on July 16, 2017, 04:34:47 am
((Likewise a professional programmer in your service, assuming you have Windows. And my vacation just started so I have a plenty of time to do nothing.))


Attempting murder again. Target: OC/OS/whatever. Open with lasers, follow up with wasp stinger pumping him full of venom, and end by checking if my arms can bite him.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: NJW2000 on July 16, 2017, 05:25:09 am
Waitlist, Bet Toaster.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Rautherdir on July 16, 2017, 08:20:18 am
(I as well can do a bit of programming. I'm also fine with forfeiting my spot on the waitlist since... well... luck has not favored me. Anyways just PM me the specifications of what you need and I can tell you how long it would take me to make it.)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on July 16, 2017, 09:22:52 am
The basic thing I need for this is fairly simple...I think. Basically I have a list of all the genome pieces and what they do. All I need is to be able to just enter in a player's Genome and have the program automatically populate a list with the connected pieces. You know, so that if I pasted in

//GP//////

It would give me "Nothing, Human Head, Nothing, Nothing, Nothing"

Any of you think that will be viable?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on July 16, 2017, 09:49:45 am
Easy. Only thing that matters is the format of your data source. I assume a txt file, with each gene on its own line like:

Code: [Select]
EN Human leg
GP Human head


E: Done.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on July 16, 2017, 11:42:07 am
Easy. Only thing that matters is the format of your data source. I assume a txt file, with each gene on its own line like:

Code: [Select]
EN Human leg
GP Human head


E: Done.
Right now it exists as a google doc spreadsheet but I can put it in whatever format you need.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Rautherdir on July 16, 2017, 12:28:09 pm
Spoiler: technical stuff (click to show/hide)

Edit:
Okay. That's good then.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on July 16, 2017, 01:34:56 pm
Spoiler: technical stuff (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Programmer jargon (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: johiah on July 16, 2017, 03:52:21 pm
Couldn't you just use a google spreadsheet that would look up whatever // VN // // // corresponds to?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: dustywayfarer on July 17, 2017, 07:55:30 pm
Mutate! Run away if attacked.

Spoiler: Genomes/Desc (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on July 17, 2017, 09:19:40 pm
Just wanna say that AO made me a lovely little program that works just perfectly and will save me a lot of time.

Thanks AO!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: flabort on July 17, 2017, 10:06:13 pm
Mutate! Also, avoid being murdered by circling the (retracting) cage's exterior, and catiously keeping an eye on the AO/OS fight.

Spoiler: Waitlisters + GM (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on July 22, 2017, 05:10:08 pm
Quote
I need to get someone with basic coding capacities to make a program to automatically search up these genome parts. That's what takes the longest.
In that case, I'm preemptively sorry for this.

MUTATION TIME BITCHES

AI DI AS FH KA
JS HF JK AS HD
KA JS HF KU AS
KU RI UV BV UI
SD YU TS BD YU
VI GB SI RL UH
UR SD IO SE TB

As per usual, if anyone tries to murder me, return the favor.


Just gonna say it: Just spamming genomes like this probably won't get you much.

Your head is in the shape of a snake's body; not the tail or head, just the body. It is made from the shiny translucent material of dragon fly wings and small furry nodules with strings of silk trailing after them.  Your neck is the horn of a rhino beetle, made of sharp insectoid chitin and studded with flairing and twitching nostrils that all have fangs protruding out of within them. It is also covered in those furry silk producing things. Your chest glows internally and is Also a rhino beetle horn made of sharp chitin, this time with a mix of horse hoof, and furry silk glands.  Your abdomen is a horse hoof in shape, but white and made of wriggling semi-flesh. It has a deformed tip in the shape of a baboon head, mid screech. The strange thing is densly muscled, if what drives it can be called muscle.  The arm, for there is only one growth, is huge and deformed, twisted and bloated. It is a gland, producing smoke constantly. It is shaped like a mouth and its every edge is as sharp and keen as a razor, though only made of soft flesh so unsuited to any actual task of cutting. Your legs are tiny bone things...like a flat plate with a spikey donut atop it and then a rounded dome atop that.  Your whole body is covered in long yellow hair, twisted and horribly deformed, releasing a constant haze of low energy laser light, Twisted backwards  and seemingly impaled on a giant bone spike.

Particularly here where the only head you have is so buried and secondary I'm gonna call it not a head and just have you die.

((Likewise a professional programmer in your service, assuming you have Windows. And my vacation just started so I have a plenty of time to do nothing.

Attempting murder again. Target: OC/OS/whatever. Open with lasers, follow up with wasp stinger pumping him full of venom, and end by checking if my arms can bite him.

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current mutations (click to show/hide)


You have a normal head, though bald, with a single horse head shaped horn growing out of it. You have a human neck with a vertical fanged mouth that has a laser and smoke emitting gland in it instead of a tongue. Your chest is normal, but with a single crystalline plate on the sternum. The abdomen is normal, but with an organic shield in front and wasp stinger in the back. Arm is a long bone blade ended tendril that floats in air. The blade looks like a mouth.  Legs are long, bone blades that end in a curved bone hook. Overall you are very tall, have titanic muscle and are covered in a thick armadillo shell skin.


Mutate! Run away if attacked.

Spoiler: Genomes/Desc (click to show/hide)


Your head remains the same, but you have a second nose. Its a dog nose. Neck is the same. Chest is the same. Abdomen is nothing but a tiny, shrunken, mummified cat leg. Your arms are likewise, shrunken cat legs. Legs are normal. Whole body looks like a cat leg.

Sensing a pattern here.



Mutate! Also, avoid being murdered by circling the (retracting) cage's exterior, and catiously keeping an eye on the AO/OS fight.

Spoiler: Waitlisters + GM (click to show/hide)

Your head is a normal human head...except for the fact that the skin is literally molten and super heated, the face is warped to look like a whale body and the already distorted crown of the head is bristling with boney spikes. Your neck is a boney dome wiht a mass of purplish flesh inside it and leaking molten skin around it. The thing is in a roughly tubular shape. Your chest is normal, but has thousands of tiny bony wasp wings instead of hairs. Your abdomen is a fanged beak in the shape of an abdomen It has a patch of human head hair on it . Your arms are giant dicks but in the shape of some sort of human arm/leg hybrid limb, with a cat eye tip and nobby buffalo horn bits. Your legs are iridescent, massively musclar, arms made of human hair. They are so muscular they are vaguely pyramidal in shape. You are so fucking musclar in general its crazy. Like...you look more like a knobby tumor than a man. You're covered in hair and your muscles are outlined by hydrogen sacks.




Xan mutates himself to death.

AO attacks an idler and kills him immediately! Wow, that was easy.

The other two who showed up just stand around, mutating.

OS is dead!

Rautherdir and Papaj are in! (RA) and (PA)

Over the loud speakers they announce: AO HAS PROVEN HIMSELF WORTHY VIA MURDER.  HE MAY LEAVE THE ARENA OR BE GRANTED THE FORM OF HIS WISH.

Waitlist
Endlessblaze
Coolrune
Paphi
Person
NJW

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Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: NJW2000 on July 22, 2017, 05:29:23 pm
Bet RA
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Rautherdir on July 22, 2017, 05:33:55 pm
Wow that took a while.

Spoiler: New Genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: syvarris on July 22, 2017, 11:06:12 pm
Just gonna say it: Just spamming genomes like this probably won't get you much.

((On the contrary, genome spammers such as CA provided the backbone of my gene list.  It was foolish of Xan to not have a head, since that requirement has been demonstrated many times already, but slow and careful mutation is much less likely to get you powerful genes than genome spamming.  Though it does seem to avoid gaining instability genes.))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Xantalos on July 22, 2017, 11:08:35 pm
((Yeah, I'm not really trying to get anything impactful since I can't be bothered to try to figure out the system, so I just spammed everything, deciding on this last turn to take out the default geonome things which I'd been keeping in previously. It was fun anyhow :P))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on July 23, 2017, 03:58:00 am
"Oh hell yeah!, I'll stay a while and murder some more!"

Desired body and wanton murder!

((Can I have the genelist to craft my dream body? I promise not to mutate ever again and keep murdering limited so others have a chance to work out the system.))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: OceanSoul on July 23, 2017, 09:32:03 am
Huh, could've sworn I'd put up an action.

Don't have any bet's on who'll die next. However, via deductive reasoning, I am confident that naga dicks will occur before dick nagas. Yes, there is a difference.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: flabort on July 23, 2017, 03:24:22 pm
Spoiler: currently (click to show/hide)
I'm assuming the "FB" on the map is meant to be "FL".

Mutate again. Attack Dusty Wayfarer, if I can reach them.
Spoiler: New Genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on July 24, 2017, 05:36:51 am
"Here I go! The world is my oyster!"

Mutate, vomit liquid cold on my BioGenesis personal Gene Modifier and ceremoniously destroy it!
Then float and dance ballet like a black swan.
If anyone attempts to murder me, teleport behind them and perform counter murder.


Spoiler: Perfect Genome (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: OceanSoul on July 24, 2017, 09:24:13 am
Forgot to mention this earlier, but re-waitlist me.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: syvarris on July 24, 2017, 09:00:17 pm
((Can I have the genelist to craft my dream body? I promise not to mutate ever again and keep murdering limited so others have a chance to work out the system.))

((Though I avoided killing anyone while I was in, would you mind sharing this with me as well?  I'm out of the game, and won't be sharing it with anyone.))
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Person on July 26, 2017, 01:06:49 pm
Can't keep up with this at the moment. Take me off the waitlist for now.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: johiah on July 27, 2017, 04:36:58 pm
((Can I have the genelist to craft my dream body? I promise not to mutate ever again and keep murdering limited so others have a chance to work out the system.))

((Though I avoided killing anyone while I was in, would you mind sharing this with me as well?  I'm out of the game, and won't be sharing it with anyone.))
Me as well?
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: dustywayfarer on July 27, 2017, 09:37:03 pm
MUTATE!
Spoiler: DW Genomes/Desc (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on July 29, 2017, 12:34:23 pm
Wow that took a while.

Spoiler: New Genome (click to show/hide)
Your head, neck, chest, and abdomen remain normal.  Your arms become lion heads and your legs become tentacles.  Your body twists and contorts such that you gain a quadrapedal stance rather than a bipedal one.

Spoiler: currently (click to show/hide)
I'm assuming the "FB" on the map is meant to be "FL".

Mutate again. Attack Dusty Wayfarer, if I can reach them.
Spoiler: New Genome (click to show/hide)
Your head looks like a human head but made out of a fleshy whale body instead of normal human flesh. It is covered in human hair and ringed at the center by a spiky bone ring.  Your neck is a bone dome with the purplish flesh inside, all in a tubular shape. Oh and it has a standard amount of human hair on it, like someone scalped a person and glued it to the thing you call a neck. You have a chest made of black-silver flesh that emits constant laser beams that are each about the thickness of a human hair. It too is ringed with a spikey bone ring, but the spikes are human canine teeth. Your abdomen is a fanged beak in the rough shape of a human abdomen. It "breathes" out tiny, thin laser beams. Arms are giant human dicks made of dragon fly wing flesh, with little nubby fingers made of cat eyes with buffalo horn finger nails. Legs are iridescent, super muscular, made of hair, float away from the body and are pyramidal in shape.  Overall you are hugely muscular, filled with hydrogen and made of human hair.

You have also replaced your head with a head made of whale flesh and or human hair and thus have no brain and are dead.

"Here I go! The world is my oyster!"

Mutate, vomit liquid cold on my BioGenesis personal Gene Modifier and ceremoniously destroy it!
Then float and dance ballet like a black swan.
If anyone attempts to murder me, teleport behind them and perform counter murder.


Spoiler: Perfect Genome (click to show/hide)
This is your final form:
You have a wolf's head with swept back horns and a super cold producing gland instead of a tongue. Your neck is iridescent, as is the rest of your body except for your head. Your neck also has a spider maw with laser teeth. Your chest is human looking but is actually just a chest sized gland, a strange mix of glowing orange and glowing blue, shot through with tiny crystalline scabs. Our abdomen is human, but has 3 scorpian stingers growing of its rear. Your arms, of which you have 3 on either side, are every long snake bodies that end in large, black biometal katanas. Your legs are tall, bone blade scythes, with the majority of the leg being the "handle" and your feet being the upward curved, double edged bone blades.  You are tall and made of black biometal. Your legs triple again, meaning you now have 18 arms total and 6 bladed legs. You are massively muscular and able to regenerate.

((Can I have the genelist to craft my dream body? I promise not to mutate ever again and keep murdering limited so others have a chance to work out the system.))

((Though I avoided killing anyone while I was in, would you mind sharing this with me as well?  I'm out of the game, and won't be sharing it with anyone.))
If he hasn't sent it to you, PM me.

((Can I have the genelist to craft my dream body? I promise not to mutate ever again and keep murdering limited so others have a chance to work out the system.))

((Though I avoided killing anyone while I was in, would you mind sharing this with me as well?  I'm out of the game, and won't be sharing it with anyone.))
Me as well?
PM me

MUTATE!
Spoiler: DW Genomes/Desc (click to show/hide)

Your head remains normal, but a second thing grows next to it; a spore gland in the shape of a snake head with a bone halo atop it. Your neck remains the same. Your chest becomes a chest shaped human eye. Your abdomen becomes a bird wing made of frog heads, with tines of bone and feathers of purplish infected flesh. It is also very large. Your arms become cat legs. Your legs stay the same. Your entire body is covered in pulsating glands of purple, infected flesh.






The only action anyone still alive has in this turn is to dance. And So AO dances. He dances like a ball of sword tipped ultrabuff snakes on a cluster of scythes. He bounds around, vomiting liquid oxygen and appearing very much like HR Gieger's Alien crossed with a blender.


At this point we seem to be losing interest. I'm gonna just run this till one person survives, call them the winner and then release the program AO made, along with the word list for those who would desire to know.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: flabort on July 29, 2017, 04:42:29 pm

You have also replaced your head with a head made of whale flesh and or human hair and thus have no brain and are dead.
Doh'!
At this point we seem to be losing interest. I'm gonna just run this till one person survives, call them the winner and then release the program AO made, along with the word list for those who would desire to know.
Double Doh'!
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: piecewise on July 29, 2017, 10:09:16 pm

You have also replaced your head with a head made of whale flesh and or human hair and thus have no brain and are dead.
Doh'!
At this point we seem to be losing interest. I'm gonna just run this till one person survives, call them the winner and then release the program AO made, along with the word list for those who would desire to know.
Double Doh'!
I'd be fine with keeping it going but really this was just a test anyways. I've got the info I need. This is the sort of system I would need to tweak to make work well in anyhthing more than just "How can I make myself neat" mode.
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on July 30, 2017, 01:54:39 pm
Slaughter all inactive people and teleport to Bahamas to enjoy sun, beach, and bloodbath.

Spoiler: Perfect Genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Perfect Me (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: Rautherdir on July 30, 2017, 02:05:00 pm
Defend myself from Aoshima

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: description (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.
Post by: dustywayfarer on August 04, 2017, 03:45:51 pm
HAttack! Body-slam Rautherdir

Spoiler: Genome (click to show/hide)