Wow, JO cluster fuck here. Lets do him first so he can fight the world.
Wow I am clearly not the favorite. Oh well, I am already in my final form. Changing my action to the below.
Laser anyone who attacks me.
Entering self defense mode.
So syv is orbital laser cannon now?
Mutate and murder JO before he kills sy using the very effective breakdancing method. And if I have enough big mouths, give him a good bite too.
Uses left before mutation: 8
GP // MJ DN IO
// DN // // //
FY DN // NK //
// VL DN // //
OQ AG FN // //
AG FM OU // //
AG // BF CK OU
Head: A giant hydrogen gas bladder
Neck: A vertical fanged mouth.
Arms: Lion head with extremely long, human shaped tongue.
Arms: Left arm detached.
Legs: Long, very sharp bone blades, like double sided swords.
Whole Body: Stretched vertically, 10 feet tall.
You have a normal, albeit bald, human head, aside from the bearded, vertical mouth that can shoot lasers. Your neck is a similar mouth...though it is very shallow and has nothing attached to it. You have a human chest with a vertical fanged mouth on it too, very gaping dragon like. Also you have another human chest sort of fused to the first one like a growth. Your abdomen has another vertical fanged mouth on an otherwise human abdomen. Your arms are lion heads with very long tendril like tongues. Your legs are long bone blades with armadillo plated tops. You are doublely tall, massively musclar, and covered in armadillo plates.
[2+10][16+5]
You run over, duck under a massive laser blast, and leap into a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOoNSbUZsRA. Your bladed legs cleave through Jo a dozen times, rending him into enough small pieces that even his giant cluster of heads is killed.
Sorry JO, seems you became too powerful too fast and it frightened the other contestants.
Laser JO. I don't particularly want to kill people, but if you're going to so aggressively impede my science I don't have much choice. Also, stay floating about fifteen feeet up--high enough to be out of reach, but low enough that a fall prolly won't be lethal.
Genome changes to come later.
Double sized lion head with laser eyes and wasp stinger teeth. Neck to buffalo horn in a sort of round flipperish form, with goat eyes, dog ears, and slow leaking gas. Human chest with buffalo horn bone, a single large eye protected by a crystalline plate in the chest, and poison gland armpit sweat glands. Abdomen becomes a human head with smoking mouth and nostrils and huge bulbous laser eyes. Your arms become giant hydrogen bladders with monkey tails. Your legs turn into giant cat legs covered in porcupine quills, with buffalo horn claws. You have huge muscles and a big armadillo shell.
HAHA POSTING BEFORE YOU CAN POST A GENOME!
My desktop computer is now completely unusable, because I'm not allowed to succeed at anything ever.
Laser JO.
Your head is a human head, but with a discoball style arrangements of laser emitters instead of hair. Normal human neck. Chest become like human flagella, longer, wigglier, and boneless. Your abdomen has a fur of tiny arms but is otherwise human. You have normal human arms and legs. Except there are 3 of each, making for 6 arms and 6 legs total.
GP IO MJ IO IO
// YZ // // //
// // AA NK //
// VL EE // //
MM // EC // MM
EN // // // //
MM // BF // MM
I'm afraid there's not much left to laser.
GP ZE IO OL IO
AG AG EC CK OU
// // // GP //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
ZE NT OL CK OU
"Your entire body become hard and yellow, covered in horseshoe shaped serrated protuberances. Your neck becomes shaped like a beak, with a ridge of shark teeth and a base of a horse hoof. Your chest becomes a fanged beak filled with teeth made of horse hooves that are serrated and arranged in shark like rows. Your abdomen ends up a lot like your neck.
Your human head turns yellow and hard, your mouth extends into a point and you get serrated teeth made of horse hoof. Your neck becomes a human arm. Chest becomes a Human head with yellow hard flesh and a pointed mouth, covered in thick hair that ends in tiny serrated points. Your abdomen becomes shrunken and tiny but otherwise stays the same. Oh you also only have 1 leg and 1 arm."
Go over to JO and just kinda shred him, ya know?
No, I don't know. Who is JO? that pile of meat?
You have a yellow, hard human head with a pointed mouth that can breath both lasers and smoke, and has rows of shark teeth. Your neck is A human arm that is at least 12 feet long. Your chest is a normal human head, your abdomen is a normal abdomen, Your leg and arm are both normal, but you only have a single, central version of both. Your skin turns yellow and hard, your bones turn into horse hoof, your skin is covered in tiny sharp protuberances, you are massively muscled and covered in armadillo plates.
Bet Whisperling! "First" turn death for the "win!"
For the record, I'm pretty sure I know how to avoid mutating my head away.
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M-M-M-Mutate!
GP // MJ AN AN
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
GP // BF // //
GP // MJ AN //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
VL // // // //
// // EC EZ TR
EN // // // //
// // BF GP //
Your hair becomes far thinner than before. Almost invisibly so, and whips around at high speeds, shattering each time until all thats left is a constantly twitching bowl cut. And your head becomes covered in a thin, fragile, white shell. Besides that silly shit, the only change is that...well, you grow two big eyes on your pecs, a big human mouth on your belly, two big ears from your shoulders and a nose right from your sternum.
Your head is effectively unchanged except now it has no shell. Your neck remains the same, as does your chest and abdomen. Your arms remain human however the skin loosens and becomes like a massive fleshy cape in the shape of an elephant head. Your legs stay the same. Your weird overall head body thing is still intact as well.
Crazy abe wins his bet! AND HE IS NOW IN! CA!
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