Pharika!Lolfail: "Just a second; not touching any delectable dairy products!"
Pharika!Cyrydiad: "That didn't sound suspicious..."
Pharika: Locate other pocket dimensions by cross-referencing them with the parameters of this one.
"Cheese Cellar" dimensions: 269 trillion in local universal area...Go for it.
[4]
TELEPORT
Welcome to the Olympus dimension.
Who are we fighting against this time, anyway?
((I started a war against Heaven to take it for the Raptor Empire, but then a couple of devils had shown up and because of our great founder SOMEONE we are at war with them, too.))
Using my occult knowledge, I construct a magical nuclear weapon about the size of a lunch box with the intent of closing the devil portal, the plan is for a soldier to carry it to the portal, toss it through, and let it destroy the portal, portal machine, and as many devils as possible.
[2]
The soldier gets killed by guards. Damn, they aren't stupid.
Blessed are the cheesemakers. Thus, it is the solemn responsibility of all members of the dairy industry to do whatever they can to support this war. I had vowed to never again meddle in politics, I had vowed to stay away from those snakepits, but if it is necessary for the success of our Glorious Empire, I shall ignore my reservations and offer my help and advice in whateer way is desired.
[3]
The raptors are fine with it either way.
-_- I'll have to go raid a boring cargo vessel instead.
[6]
A fancy looking ship appears in front of you. Must be full of loot! Then it teleports away, but you could follow it.
Construct more Pylons.
[2]
You must construct additional pylons.
Gazing at the blue skies alive with cherry blossom petals and dandelion seeds, even a machine such as oneself can't help but feel tranquil in a quiet, peaceful world such as this. In retrospect, it must have taken literal eons to move all that earth around and plant those trees, not even getting into the pain that was carving the rivers out, but time doesn't seem to flow here in any meaningful way anyhow...
...
Having recognizable surroundings is somewhat comfortable, but it's awfully lonely with nobody to share this pristine new world with. >Start firing shots of spell-charged bullets into the mountainside in order to carve a portal rune, in hopes of opening a portal from somewhere in the outside galaxy.
Status: Okay
Location: Neo-Gensokyo; Youkai Mountain
Inventory:
Flower (x1)
[4]
Portal opened. Here come the friends.
Gazing at the blue skies alive with cherry blossom petals and dandelion seeds, even a machine such as oneself can't help but feel tranquil in a quiet, peaceful world such as this. In retrospect, it must have taken literal eons to move all that earth around and plant those trees, not even getting into the pain that was carving the rivers out, but time doesn't seem to flow here in any meaningful way anyhow...
...
Having recognizable surroundings is somewhat comfortable, but it's awfully lonely with nobody to share this pristine new world with. >Start firing shots of spell-charged bullets into the mountainside in order to carve a portal rune, in hopes of opening a portal from somewhere in the outside galaxy.
Status: Okay
Location: Neo-Gensokyo; Youkai Mountain
Inventory:
Flower (x1)
APPEAR AND DANMAKU THE SHIT OUT OF THE TANK!
[2]
You fall out of the portal and bellyflop.
Offer to be IcyTea's new mount in exchange for his aid in the war
[3]
You have to find him first.
Resign to just spending your life dicking around with people from afar. Steal one half of every pair of socks in the world.
[5]
You become the sock lord of New Liverpool.
Wish for some good cheese, despite not having a way to consume it.
[1]
No cheese for you!
Cower.
[6]
She grabs you and kisses you. That was fucking weird. Then your body starts glowing, you feel a shitton of lovely pain, and you fall unconscious.
Offer to be IcyTea's new mount in exchange for his aid in the war
What even are you? Besides, I'm already riding a carpin' Omegalisk.
Sorry, thought you lost that at the pentagon or something. However, I could make your Omegalisk (or lolfail, as the case may be) invisible able to hide behind anything.
Instead, assist Sinvara to close portal.
Cross out your old roll! Edit your old post and
cross that shit out.[6]
You help the soldier get shot. Yeaaaah.
CREATE A PROGRAM THAT DESTROYS ANY ELDERICHT RANDOMIZERS
[2]
A WW2 British Colonel steps out of the shadows and taps you with his pointer. "Stop that, it's silly. It started off with a nice little idea, but now it's just silly!"
New action:
Use Helgoland's sound advice to make prudent investments on the stock market.
[5]
You invest it all in cheese. A solid move.
HAHA! YES! I WIN ALL THE MONIES!
Use cheese fortune to buy Helgoland's cheese production, controlling the multiverse's supply of cheese.
[1]
You stand no chance against GMCHEESE. It has omniversal control over the cheese market.
DIRECTED DRUNK SCIENCE! to create an Agnosticizer Beam to liminalize the existence state of supernatural beings, reducing them to puffs of logic.
[6]
They steal it off you. They aren't supernatural in their universe, but you are. Your forces are being asploded.
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