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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 744961 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #360 on: May 31, 2017, 01:25:16 pm »

C Just to make sure.
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
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vastaghen12

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #361 on: May 31, 2017, 01:25:41 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #362 on: May 31, 2017, 01:39:01 pm »

You send another expedition out.

1079 AD, Late Winter

Though the blizzards continue to blast the land!

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Many men freeze to death and even you catch a fever and cold that puts you under blankets.

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After several days you get better, although healers believe you should stay in the tent, near the brazier fires.

Finally! About three days after your bout of fever, the expedition returns; only half of the thirty men return, and they failed to venture far into the mountains. No Frostlings were seen, but they felt uneasy and weren't able to sleep well during camp time.

A) Clearly something's afoot. We should stay around for another month.
B) Let's get out of here before the snow covers us all!
« Last Edit: May 31, 2017, 01:40:43 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #363 on: May 31, 2017, 01:51:13 pm »

Where's the 'hire adventurers' options? This is exactly when you grab adventurers!

Local King drives back undead menace threatening his mines, but is unable to locate their source. Soldiers sent to investigate the mountains from whence the undead came return empty handed, if they return at all. The survivors of the expeditions report growing feelings of unease as they traveled, and a strange malevolent presence that prevented them from sleeping.

Seriously, how is that NOT the bulletin that gets every adventurer within a dozen leagues hot and bothered twixt the nethers?

Bah.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #364 on: May 31, 2017, 01:57:16 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #365 on: May 31, 2017, 02:25:47 pm »

Where's the 'hire adventurers' options? This is exactly when you grab adventurers!

Local King drives back undead menace threatening his mines, but is unable to locate their source. Soldiers sent to investigate the mountains from whence the undead came return empty handed, if they return at all. The survivors of the expeditions report growing feelings of unease as they traveled, and a strange malevolent presence that prevented them from sleeping.

Seriously, how is that NOT the bulletin that gets every adventurer within a dozen leagues hot and bothered twixt the nethers?

Bah.
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I agree. A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #366 on: May 31, 2017, 02:33:49 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #367 on: May 31, 2017, 02:46:26 pm »

B

If are are not being presented with the option to push north and blindside Cydydel while they are dealing with their own Frostlings, we should go home.

It is likely the Frostlings bothering everybody share a source, so lets let some other nation handle it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #368 on: May 31, 2017, 02:51:11 pm »

B
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #369 on: May 31, 2017, 02:55:53 pm »

B, bugger all this for a lark. We've secured the mines and we can leave the Witch-King or whatever the hell it is this time to a Wizard or perhaps a bunch of adventuring types.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #370 on: May 31, 2017, 03:32:33 pm »

B. Time to head home and put out the word of a Quest.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #371 on: May 31, 2017, 03:45:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #372 on: May 31, 2017, 03:57:03 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #373 on: May 31, 2017, 07:34:26 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #374 on: May 31, 2017, 08:05:02 pm »

Gotta agree, this is adventurer bait if I ever saw it.

...I had an idea of what could happen if we got a 1 on such a roll but I don't want to give Haspen ideas :P
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