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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646708 times)

The Master

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #975 on: August 18, 2011, 09:22:53 pm »
he would beat the shit out of them until they begin to beat the shit out of him.

What would Urist do if all his friends were undead?
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #976 on: August 18, 2011, 10:38:41 pm »
Urist Cancels flee in terror: attending zombie's party

What would Urist do if the fortress contained nothing but mudstone and orthoclase?
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Quote from: itg on October 17, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #977 on: August 19, 2011, 02:37:17 am »
He would start a philosophical cult with his fellow dwarves.

What would urist do if he fell into an ambush?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #978 on: August 19, 2011, 03:07:04 am »
Suffocate, because his upper body absorbed the whole of the impact.

What would Urist do if he was given a masterful elven sword to fight the gigantic spider made of coal, with wings, and poisonous bites that dissolve flesh instantly?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

Mobotium

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #979 on: August 19, 2011, 09:30:35 am »
Ligth the sword on fire and throw it at the beast. Then calmly go take a drink without noticing he was ALSO on fire.

WWUD if all the stone in the world was an aquifer?
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Yes he is... So the countess will never bread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #980 on: August 19, 2011, 09:35:42 am »
Become Urist McNoah and make an ☼ark☼.

WWUD if he discovered the act of pleasuring himself using his own spores?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #981 on: August 19, 2011, 11:24:32 am »
Quote from: jaxy15 on August 19, 2011, 09:35:42 am
WWUD if he discovered the act of pleasuring himself using his own spores?
The most disturbing cancellation message ever:
Urist McNobody cancels eat: pleasuring self

What Would Urist Do if the elves began accepting wood crafts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #982 on: August 19, 2011, 10:18:27 pm »
This is a masterful blood thorn figurine of dwarves and elves by Urist McDwarf. The elves are melting. The dwarves are laughing. The artwork refers to the 'accidental' flooding of the trade depot with magma in the early summer of 1054.

WWUD if he rediscovered the ancient art of propelling goblins across the entire map with a single hammer strike?
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UltraValican

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #983 on: August 20, 2011, 10:38:25 pm »
Play Ball!*Baseball music*

What would Urist do if the goblins had fighter jets and robot dargons,and 
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #984 on: August 21, 2011, 01:20:55 pm »
See if they are immune to Obsidionization.

What would Urist do if Uristette fell into a cavern?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #985 on: August 21, 2011, 03:40:10 pm »
"Ehh, she liked trees anyway."

WWUD if he was in Minecraft?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #986 on: August 21, 2011, 03:48:11 pm »
Punch down trees, make a carpenter's workshop, make blocks, and build a home.
Then get eaten by zombies.

WWUD if he could control time?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #987 on: August 21, 2011, 04:00:14 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on August 21, 2011, 03:48:11 pm
Punch down trees, make a carpenter's workshop, make blocks, and build a home.
Then get eaten by zombies.

WWUD if he could control time?

Go back and do it all over again.

WWUD if he was a goblin?
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Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #988 on: August 21, 2011, 04:16:39 pm »
Attack his own fortress and kill the pre-hypothetical-situatuion version of himself, causing a "grandfather paradox" and imploding the universe.

WWUD if he fell down a volcano and onto a forgotten beast swimming in the magma sea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #989 on: August 21, 2011, 07:33:56 pm »
Quote from: DrKillPatient on August 21, 2011, 04:16:39 pm
WWUD if he fell down a volcano and onto a forgotten beast swimming in the magma sea?

Definitely time for the Tame Megabeast labor.  Then look for a second one, in order to breed War Megabeasts.

Also build a nest box for !!SCIENCE!! purposes.  Megabeast Egg Omelettes would be delicious.

WWUD if the zone his fortress was in began to run very low on wood?
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