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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646173 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3495 on: December 08, 2012, 10:53:05 pm »
Get bored because kobolds are now extinct.

WWUD if he turned into a goblin.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3496 on: December 08, 2012, 11:42:52 pm »
Torture elves for fun.

WWUD if he realized he had more in common with goblins than elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3497 on: December 09, 2012, 12:31:47 am »
Kill both.

WWUD if he was drowning in an ocean of booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3498 on: December 09, 2012, 12:43:54 am »
Drown, but have a happy thought from it.

WWUD if he was allergic to the booze?
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The mountainhome has far too many degenerates too deal with by itself, so it sends out minor nobles to establish penal colonies across the world.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3499 on: December 09, 2012, 01:59:40 am »
Die from an allergic reaction since finding allergies isn't dwarven.




WWUD if he were given a million dwarfbucks
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3500 on: December 09, 2012, 02:05:04 am »
Spend it all on socks.

WWUD if some jackass bought up all the socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3501 on: December 09, 2012, 02:08:56 am »
Buy the jackass

WWUD if he was a plantation owner?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3502 on: December 09, 2012, 02:24:40 am »
Grow cotton then make more socks.



WWUD if he had infinite socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3503 on: December 09, 2012, 02:44:16 am »
Suffocate under the socks. Suffocate the entire world, nay, universe! All under an infinitely vast pile of socks!

WWUD if quantum stockpiling didn't work for socks?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3504 on: December 09, 2012, 02:48:00 am »
Bury the whole fortress until it collapsed into a sock singularity that did.

WWUD if her best friend was eaten by a cave dragon, right infront of her?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3505 on: December 09, 2012, 02:54:42 am »
Get eaten by the cave dragon. Be ecstatic throughout the ordeal all because she enjoyed a lovely waterfall and saw a totally rad chair.

WWUD if an army of ducks was invading the fortress from the nest box room?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3506 on: December 09, 2012, 03:03:47 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on December 09, 2012, 02:54:42 am
Get eaten by the cave dragon. Be ecstatic throughout the ordeal all because she enjoyed a lovely waterfall and saw a totally rad chair.

WWUD if an army of ducks was invading the fortress from the nest box room?
Scatter the foul fowl insurgency, individually pen/pasture them to their new "collar" room, and spare no duck nor duckling (women or children) in the process of turning them into skulls for said fortress's totem industry.

Edit: Sorry, forgot one, was typing in blind abandon there.
WWUD if he was to pull the lever to a room with a bridge that slams on top of his favorite pair of "obsidian coffers" containing non-fort made socks?
« Last Edit: December 09, 2012, 03:06:54 am by Bartholomew The Pious »
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I can't quote for squat, but this is very true. Credit to PTTG?? for this insightful comment.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3507 on: December 09, 2012, 03:04:24 am »
Since there was no question.



WWUD if he were set on fire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3508 on: December 09, 2012, 03:11:37 am »
Quote from: Scootagoose on December 09, 2012, 03:04:24 am
Since there was no question.



WWUD if he were set on fire?
Instead of geronimo-ing into a 3/7 channel of water a tile away from Urist, he runs up the rough adamntine stairs away from the Spirits of Fire.

Forgive me for the last post,

WWUD as a fresh new dwarfling, if he had to decide on making either copper high boots or copper rings according to his preferences?
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I can't quote for squat, but this is very true. Credit to PTTG?? for this insightful comment.
~Haven & Hearth has always been a terrible game with great promise. That promise kind of faded away, and now it's mainly a way for a few dedicated scumbags to annoy the few new people who drift in.~

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3509 on: December 09, 2012, 07:55:19 am »
Rings. Boots are too useful.

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