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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646175 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5700 on: March 04, 2014, 09:54:51 am »
Drown.

WWUD if he was riding a SKELETON giant sponge into battle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5701 on: March 04, 2014, 11:53:11 am »
Drown.

WWUD if he were drowning and a barrel of ale was his only manner of floating...but my, does he feel mighty parched!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5702 on: March 04, 2014, 11:57:45 am »
Drink the ale. His barrel would then float better.

WWUD if his barrel was tightly shut?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5703 on: March 04, 2014, 05:11:20 pm »
Bite a hole in it.

WWUD if he had a pet sponge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5704 on: March 04, 2014, 05:20:22 pm »
Drown Accidentally kill it. Somehow

WWUD if cats are made out of adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5705 on: March 04, 2014, 05:31:02 pm »
Process the cats into adamantine wafers.

WWUD if an adamantine cat sawed his leg off trying to rub him lovingly?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5706 on: March 05, 2014, 02:28:04 am »
Urist has been ecstatic lately, he made a new pet, he was comforted by a pet he admired a fine bed,he had an exceptional meal, he suffered a minor injury

WWUD if all booze turned to blood when he touched it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5707 on: March 05, 2014, 05:17:31 pm »
BLOOD! BLOOD FOR ARMOK!

WWUD if he was told to flood the circus with the ocean?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5708 on: March 05, 2014, 05:23:15 pm »
Urist Cancels Admire Steam: Fortress Broiled

WWUD if he was in charge of designing the Dwarven Language?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5709 on: March 06, 2014, 12:33:50 am »
Steal the human's language and replace some words with his own made-up equivalents. Bam. Instant dwarvish.

WWUD if Armok decided to favor the elves instead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5710 on: March 07, 2014, 11:07:48 am »
He would put  more elven blood on armoks Altar of course.


Wwud if he finds out his cat was elven spy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5711 on: March 07, 2014, 03:22:20 pm »
Quote from: nekoexmachina on March 07, 2014, 11:07:48 am
Wwud if he finds out his cat was elven spy?

Urist cancels Investigate Spy: On Break.


WWUD if he no longer could go on breaks and had scheduled drink periods?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5712 on: March 07, 2014, 04:06:07 pm »
Treat his life as one continuous drinking period.

WWUD if he were a poet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5713 on: March 07, 2014, 04:49:55 pm »
Write poems about magma, carp, magma and booze until the local noble gets annoyed...
WWUD if he was an adamantine cat riding a skeleton zombie sponge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5714 on: March 08, 2014, 10:09:19 pm »
Ride a wave of molten magma to victory, until the pump operator goes on break. He is stranded long enough for the goblins to collapse a crude wooden tower on him.

WWUD if he was charged with designing an automated magma pump stack?
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