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klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5730 on: March 18, 2014, 12:45:06 pm »
Butcher it to make an earring.

WWUD if suddenly: Beer Flood!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Beer_Flood
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5731 on: March 18, 2014, 02:00:52 pm »
Bomrek McAngry, Brewer, is throwing a tantrum!
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WW Urist McMayor do if Shorast McFarmer was spamming the chat log, causing the overseer to miss the news of his election?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5732 on: March 19, 2014, 09:44:03 pm »
Punch the nearby legendary Swordsdorf in the head, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain!

WUDD if the hammerer punishes the mayor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5733 on: March 19, 2014, 10:30:09 pm »
Drink, take a break, eat, drink, sleep in the floor 3 meters away from his bed, take a break...

WWUD if he dug so deep he reached the Chinese dwarf village
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5734 on: March 19, 2014, 10:55:42 pm »
This isn't HFS... Where's the candy and clowns!?

WWUD if there was no connection to the magma sea, no connection to HFS, no candy, and if you dug too deep, you just end up hitting a layer of nothing but aquifers?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5735 on: March 20, 2014, 01:23:22 am »
Clear out the whole layer above the aquifer's and flood a volcano into it,get some goods from demons R us! request armok to give him some special metal and for him to fortify the obsidian and rule the under world his kingdom.

WWUD if his beard tried to strangle him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5736 on: March 21, 2014, 04:00:23 am »
Without the parasite (beard) leeching blood and oxygen from his head, the dwarf would immediately gain an increased intelligence, and with said knowledge he would realize he is part of a program, a program not meant to imitate life, nor simulate it, but to replace it,realizing this new found truth he would know  that there was no beard, that the beard in fact had never existed, and in that moment he would cast aside of his shackles of Booze and Socks, he would turn his back upon slaughter, and would ascend his rightful throne, he would become Armok, God of Blood, Maker of Monstrosities,King of Kaos, and would remake the world once more in his image.

WWUD if the Goblins were master of all things biological, and create a team of super soldier called the Revengers, which consisted of Sargent Fortress, The Mighty Gobbo-Lord of Flames, The Sorta Destructible Copper-man and,The Infamous Golk, And sent them against the Fortress
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5737 on: March 21, 2014, 08:34:20 pm »
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Without the parasite (beard) leeching blood and oxygen from his head, the dwarf would immediately gain an increased intelligence, and with said knowledge he would realize he is part of a program, a program not meant to imitate life, nor simulate it, but to replace it,realizing this new found truth he would know  that there was no beard, that the beard in fact had never existed, and in that moment he would cast aside of his shackles of Booze and Socks, he would turn his back upon slaughter, and would ascend his rightful throne, he would become Armok, God of Blood, Maker of Monstrosities,King of Kaos, and would remake the world once more in his image.

Are you implying Armok has no beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5738 on: March 21, 2014, 10:21:13 pm »
Quote from: kibaseviltwin on March 21, 2014, 04:00:23 am
Without the parasite (beard) leeching blood and oxygen from his head, the dwarf would immediately gain an increased intelligence, and with said knowledge he would realize he is part of a program, a program not meant to imitate life, nor simulate it, but to replace it,realizing this new found truth he would know  that there was no beard, that the beard in fact had never existed, and in that moment he would cast aside of his shackles of Booze and Socks, he would turn his back upon slaughter, and would ascend his rightful throne, he would become Armok, God of Blood, Maker of Monstrosities,King of Kaos, and would remake the world once more in his image.

WWUD if the Goblins were master of all things biological, and create a team of super soldier called the Revengers, which consisted of Sargent Fortress, The Mighty Gobbo-Lord of Flames, The Sorta Destructible Copper-man and,The Infamous Golk, And sent them against the Fortress
A vile for of revenge has arrived!

Urist would then go to the great lever hall and have them deal with the almighty power of the ORBITAL MAGMA CANNON!

WWUD if he was given an orbital magma cannon BUT mixed in the firing levers were levers that would cause disasters to the fortress (booze explosion, deadly dust storm in the dining hall, misasma cloud in the busiest hallway, a section of the mine collapses on top of the major mineshaft, etc.)?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5739 on: March 22, 2014, 01:11:38 am »
Pull all the levers,just to be safe.

WWUD if some mad man dwarf decided to pull all the levers in the lever room?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5740 on: March 31, 2014, 08:57:07 am »
Die in the doorway so the McNutter's can also experience the fun.

WWUD if constructed wall counted as rubble when collapsed (i.e. you could plug an aquifer with it)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5741 on: March 31, 2014, 12:21:42 pm »
Get crushed by the falling wall while (successfully) plugging the aquifier that provides the water for the hospital

WWUD if nuclear reactors were in the game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5742 on: March 31, 2014, 11:22:06 pm »
Use it for peaceful purposes, generating large amounts of electricity to power the industry improving the life standards of all the dwarves in the fort.

WWUD if she was told to brew drinks out of potatoes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5743 on: March 31, 2014, 11:31:54 pm »
Change the melting point of potato material in the raws, melting all potatoes.

What would Urist do if told to Trade at Depot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5744 on: April 01, 2014, 12:12:40 am »
Start eating food then have a drink and then feel like he needs to go on break.

WWUD if he played a RTD about being in a fortress trying to do what your told?
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