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medikohl

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funny thing happened
« on: May 04, 2012, 04:18:01 am »

so my noble wanted a bed... made of copper.
so I was building a surprise for him instead.

well anyway my bonecarver suddenly got it into his head to have a mood. a fell mood.
long story short? we don't need a copper bed anymore.


does anyone want a dwarf bone crutch?
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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 04:29:10 am »

Too bad he didn't make a dwarf bone bed.
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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 04:45:03 am »

does anyone want a dwarf bone crutch?

Ah, a noble you can depend on, he even supports you. How rare.
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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 05:11:18 am »

Sounds like he was a real stand-up guy.
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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2012, 05:22:24 am »

Always good to have someone you lean upon.
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because everyone here is OCD and ADHD, and then complain when their dwarfs act similarly in game.
@I used to be an axelord like you, until I took a (+bronze bolt+) to the upper leg, chipping the bone through the *copper leggings*!@

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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2012, 07:47:00 am »

You could even say he acts like a crutch!

am I doin it rite?
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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2012, 09:27:49 am »

...You guys are all going in the dwarven hospital for making puns out of such a noble item =P
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That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

The Giant Bat who decided an axe made a better weapon than claws:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=108229.30

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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2012, 11:10:44 am »

At least now you don't have to worry about anyone becoming bedridden from breaking a bone


They told him that as duke, he could be anything he wanted.

So he became a crutch.
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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2012, 01:28:25 pm »

so my noble wanted a bed... made of copper.

It's called a sarcophagus. That noble was just giving himself a leg up before his impending slip up.

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Re: funny thing happened
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2012, 01:29:46 pm »

A dwarf bone crutch is actually very cool IMHO
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