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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5776558 times)

PyroDesu

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10365 on: November 17, 2012, 11:16:21 pm »

((Hrmmm. Dead world, colonists getting killed, army gets called. Yup, sounds like Aliens. Watch the walls people.))

((Exactly what I thought. Only thing missing is the massive fusion reactor that will go critical if we so much as look angrily at it.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10366 on: November 17, 2012, 11:17:00 pm »

((Hrmmm. Dead world, colonists getting killed, army gets called. Yup, sounds like Aliens. Watch the walls people.))

((Better yet, the expendables (us) are going in first.))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10367 on: November 17, 2012, 11:46:49 pm »

Fix. Ask what/who he is working on.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10368 on: November 17, 2012, 11:48:56 pm »

((Damnnation, I was hoping to get something. But w/e, I can make do with what I have for now.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10369 on: November 17, 2012, 11:50:02 pm »

((Hrmmm. Dead world, colonists getting killed, army gets called. Yup, sounds like Aliens. Watch the walls people.))

((Exactly what I thought. Only thing missing is the massive fusion reactor that will go critical if we so much as look angrily at it.))

((Knowing us, Piecewise probably left that out. Or it's sitting somewhere in the basement, waiting for someone to poke it.))
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10370 on: November 17, 2012, 11:52:29 pm »

"Reveal your secrets box!"

Open ye box.

((Hrmmm. Dead world, colonists getting killed, army gets called. Yup, sounds like Aliens. Watch the walls people.))
You start to open the box but Nyars stops you and tells you to go away from him before you do it. You drag the box to a table in the mess hall and open it there. Inside the box is what looks like a solid, dully metallic cube. Huh.

Fix. Ask what/who he is working on.
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You succeed in completely fucking up the focusing chambers of the laser. Maybe...maybe you should just pay the armory master to fix this...

"He's making something for the big fellow with the tanks on his back."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10371 on: November 17, 2012, 11:59:09 pm »

Fix.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10372 on: November 17, 2012, 11:59:48 pm »

"What. Okay, step one, poke cube. Step two, deal with consequences of poking cube. Better grab my rifle. But I don't want to leave it alone for someone else to touch. Godammit box! Why didn't you have a cool gun or something!"

Brace myself for mindfuckery/hostile action, and poke the cube.

((Fuck.))
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10373 on: November 18, 2012, 01:42:39 am »

((Accursed ER mixup! Thanks Caellath!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10374 on: November 18, 2012, 01:48:40 am »

((@Tiruin: Post-launch, post in the Mission Thread.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10375 on: November 18, 2012, 02:27:32 am »

Fix.
You'll need more focusing chambers now, because you broke them.

"What. Okay, step one, poke cube. Step two, deal with consequences of poking cube. Better grab my rifle. But I don't want to leave it alone for someone else to touch. Godammit box! Why didn't you have a cool gun or something!"

Brace myself for mindfuckery/hostile action, and poke the cube.

((Fuck.))
You poke the top of the cube. The surface of the top of the cube deforms into a grid of smaller cubes with thin spaces between them, like the buttons of a keyboard. It looks like the grid is 8 by 8, or 64 buttons, like this:

*Note, if you want to say, press one of the buttons, high light which one you'd like to press*



Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10376 on: November 18, 2012, 03:44:24 am »

((Ah. Golden diagonal-lined heptagon. How I've missed you. I foresee good times ahead!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10377 on: November 18, 2012, 03:55:57 am »

((Ah. Golden diagonal-lined heptagon. How I've missed you. I foresee good times ahead!))
((Was that what pattern the universe ball was in?))
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10378 on: November 18, 2012, 04:09:48 am »

((Yep. Cog is in serious trouble now. Hope he's good at Minesweeper.))
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Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Death count from Cursed Tournament: 4
« Reply #10379 on: November 18, 2012, 05:46:36 am »

Start simulation.Launch from Spirit of motherwell along with all other normal squads.
"Let's go. All forces assist UWM/Altered forces."
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