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[Dirg]

Summon Morgan Freeman to fight Lich 1 on 1.

[raptorfangamer]

>WHAT THE HELL YOU INCOMPETENT ARMY! THE LICH IS ALREADY DEAD!
>PUNT THE REST OF THE  ARMY
>GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS TO KILL THE LICH WHILE YOU USE GAMMA RAYS TO KILL THE FLOATY CELLS ON THE LICH DIRECTION

[Hanslanda]

Challenge the Lich to highly regulated single combat.

[zomara0292]

Consider why I have the soul eater intrinsic, but cannot eat souls. solve the issue through any means nessicary.

[Spinal_Taper]

WRESTLE A WEAPON FROM A SMITH. ATTACK THEM WITH IT BY [NSFW], THEN DO THE SAME TO HEROES.

(1) THE GM BEGINS [NSFW]ING YOU. EWW.

HIT THE LICH WITH GERMANY.

(2) NEIN.

Drop Australia on him. Also, point out that Australia is the only country in the world, apart from France.

(5) YOU DROP AUSTALIA ON THE LICH, STUNNING HIM AND GETTING THE GM TO REVEAL HIS WEAKNESS. QUITE CLICHELY, IT'S TEAMWORK. YOU GUYS DO SEEM TO HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THAT. (6) AUSTALIAS DOMINION OVER THE PLANET IS DESTROYED BY FRANCE AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DESTROYING IT.

FINISH RESURRECTING

(3) AH, LIFE. YOU REMEMBER WHAT THIS WAS LIKE. IT'S JUST LIKE BEFORE. EXCEPT FOR THE UNDYING HUNGER FOR HUMAN FLESH. WAIT. THAT'S BAD.

Summon Morgan Freeman to fight Lich 1 on 1.

(1) MORGAN FREEMAN DECIDES TO NARRATE YOU GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED INSTEAD.

>WHAT THE HELL YOU INCOMPETENT ARMY! THE LICH IS ALREADY DEAD!
>PUNT THE REST OF THE  ARMY
>GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS TO KILL THE LICH WHILE YOU USE GAMMA RAYS TO KILL THE FLOATY CELLS ON THE LICH DIRECTION

(5)YOU PUNT THE REST OF THE ARMY INTO LICHMAN, CAUSING SOME PRETTY MAJOR INJURIES, INCLUDING A INFANTRIED EYE.

>be turnip.

>drag my electrical naked turnip man from 'roll to turnip' into the fight, and control it!

(4) YOU ARE TURNIP. (2) NO, YOU ARE NORMAL TURNIP.

Challenge the Lich to highly regulated single combat.

(4) CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Consider why I have the soul eater intrinsic, but cannot eat souls. solve the issue through any means nessicary.

(4) THE GM IS LAZY AND FORGETFUL.

BOSS TURN:
He begins the duel against Hanslanda by dropping his sword into a defensive stance, but he stands in a tension-filled way, ready to counter-strike at any time.


BOSS STATUS

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LICHMAN

MINIONS

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS

NEUTRAL

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RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEUTRAL

HEROES

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YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SARLACC PIT
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT, BOB MARLEY WIELDER
HANSLANDA, BETRAYAL SYNDROME INFECTANT

ARENA STATUS

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GALAXY CENTER

[Corai]

FOR SAKE OF PLAYERS & GM, LET'S JUST PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

OKAY? ALSO HEAL LICH FROM SIDELINES, BECAUSE EVIL = CHEATERS.

[Dirg]

YELL AT MORGAN FREEMAN. SAY WILL NEVER BUY ANOTHER OF HIS BOOKS ON TAPE IF HE DOESN'T COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT LICH. TRANSFORM PART OF SELF INTO POWERFUL SWORD AND ARMOR TO HELP THOSE GOING 1 ON 1 WITH LICH.

[raptorfangamer]

ASK MORGAN FREEMAN WHAT DOES HE THINK OF CHUCK NORRIS AND BILLY MAYS

Chaos?   Become Chaos from 8-Bit Theatre. Reprimand lich for not doing a good job in destroying creation, then dock his existence wage.

(2) WELL, YOU BECOME SOMETHING WHICH IS CHAOTIC, SURE, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED. MORE OF A WRITHING MASS OF PRIMAL CHAOS.

(2)

(2)

NO ICECREAM?!

[Spinal_Taper]

ASK MORGAN FREEMAN WHAT DOES HE THINK OF CHUCK NORRIS AND BILLY MAYS

Chaos?   Become Chaos from 8-Bit Theatre. Reprimand lich for not doing a good job in destroying creation, then dock his existence wage.

(2) WELL, YOU BECOME SOMETHING WHICH IS CHAOTIC, SURE, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED. MORE OF A WRITHING MASS OF PRIMAL CHAOS.

(2)

(2)

NO ICECREAM?!

Err. That chaos could have ice cream in it.

[LordSlowpoke]

ASK MORGAN FREEMAN WHAT DOES HE THINK OF CHUCK NORRIS AND BILLY MAYS

Chaos?   Become Chaos from 8-Bit Theatre. Reprimand lich for not doing a good job in destroying creation, then dock his existence wage.

(2) WELL, YOU BECOME SOMETHING WHICH IS CHAOTIC, SURE, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED. MORE OF A WRITHING MASS OF PRIMAL CHAOS.

(2)

(2)

NO ICECREAM?!

Err. That chaos could have ice cream in it.

DISREGARD COVER STORY

SUMMON ICE CREAM

[Hanslanda]

Point out that Corai healing the Lich violates the rules of the contest, and also is teamwork, the Lich's weakness. If pass, smile smugly and unite Britain under my banner. If fail, smile grimly and start swordfighting the Lich.

[Corai]

Point out that Corai healing the Lich violates the rules of the contest, and also is teamwork, the Lich's weakness. If pass, smile smugly and unite Britain under my banner. If fail, smile grimly and start swordfighting the Lich.

I am a bad guy, I care not for rules!

[Hanslanda]

Point out that Corai healing the Lich violates the rules of the contest, and also is teamwork, the Lich's weakness. If pass, smile smugly and unite Britain under my banner. If fail, smile grimly and start swordfighting the Lich.

I am a bad guy, I care not for rules!

But your boss accepted a challenge to a highly regulated single combat between me and him, and not only did you violate the rules he de facto agreed to, you also are using teamwork to do so. You are using his greatest weakness against him to help him. You're such a betrayer that you're accidentally betraying your boss by trying to help him.

[Corai]

Point out that Corai healing the Lich violates the rules of the contest, and also is teamwork, the Lich's weakness. If pass, smile smugly and unite Britain under my banner. If fail, smile grimly and start swordfighting the Lich.

I am a bad guy, I care not for rules!

But your boss accepted a challenge to a highly regulated single combat between me and him, and not only did you violate the rules he de facto agreed to, you also are using teamwork to do so. You are using his greatest weakness against him to help him. You're such a betrayer that you're accidentally betraying your boss by trying to help him.

... *Slow clapping*

You have defeated me in intellectual combat. Stop healing Lich.

[Spinal_Taper]

FOR SAKE OF PLAYERS & GM, LET'S JUST PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

OKAY? ALSO HEAL LICH FROM SIDELINES, BECAUSE EVIL = CHEATERS.

(4) IT IS FORGOTTEN.

YELL AT MORGAN FREEMAN. SAY WILL NEVER BUY ANOTHER OF HIS BOOKS ON TAPE IF HE DOESN'T COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT LICH. TRANSFORM PART OF SELF INTO POWERFUL SWORD AND ARMOR TO HELP THOSE GOING 1 ON 1 WITH LICH.

(5)SIGHING, FREEMAN ASCENDS TO GOD FORM AND PREPARES TO ATTACK LICHMAN. HOWEVER, HIS MIGHTY BLOWS ARE TURNED AWAY BY AN INVISIBLE FIELD SURROUNDING THE COMBATANTS. (3) YOUR LEFT PINKY TOE IS NOW A RING OF ADORNMENT.

ASK MORGAN FREEMAN WHAT DOES HE THINK OF CHUCK NORRIS AND BILLY MAYS

(2) HE IS ABOVE YOU.

ASK MORGAN FREEMAN WHAT DOES HE THINK OF CHUCK NORRIS AND BILLY MAYS

Chaos?   Become Chaos from 8-Bit Theatre. Reprimand lich for not doing a good job in destroying creation, then dock his existence wage.

(2) WELL, YOU BECOME SOMETHING WHICH IS CHAOTIC, SURE, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED. MORE OF A WRITHING MASS OF PRIMAL CHAOS.

(2)

(2)

NO ICECREAM?!

Err. That chaos could have ice cream in it.

DISREGARD COVER STORY

SUMMON ICE CREAM

(2) NO! YOU HYPOTHETICALLY SUMMON ANTI-ICE CREAM. IF IT IS NOT BANISHED, IT MAY DESTROY ALL ICE CREAM IN EXISTANCE.

BOSS TURN:
(1+3) (3+2) Lichman, tired of waiting for Hanslanda to strike, brings a strong overhead strike onto Hanslanda, who blocks it with the might of Morgan Freeman God. The force of his block sends the Lich off balance, tripping backwards.


BOSS STATUS

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LICHMAN

MINIONS

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS

NEUTRAL

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RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEUTRAL

HEROES

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YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SARLACC PIT
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT, BOB MARLEY WIELDER
HANSLANDA, BETRAYAL SYNDROME INFECTANT

ARENA STATUS

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GALAXY CENTER