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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

Yes
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No
- 5 (6.3%)
Sure
- 13 (16.3%)
Negatory
- 17 (21.3%)

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 632661 times)

Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #705 on: August 16, 2012, 08:39:57 pm »
GET SHOTGUN. WE ALL KNOW LICH IS GOING TO LOOSE, MIGHT AS WELL GO HUNTING FOR HEROES WHILE WE WAIT IT.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Hanslanda

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #706 on: August 16, 2012, 08:40:15 pm »
Pray to Morgan Freeman God for strength and skill. Pounce forward and stab the Lich.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #707 on: August 16, 2012, 08:43:30 pm »
NEED MAKE MORE ARMOR AND WEAPONS FROM BODY PARTS. DO THAT WHILE DEVIL SIDE SUMMONS MINIONS TO ATTACK LICH MINIONS.
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zomara0292

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #708 on: August 17, 2012, 09:30:43 am »
EAT A Soul this time. and gain its powers.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

christehchris

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #709 on: August 17, 2012, 09:49:22 am »
slap him with a large power-imbued trout
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #710 on: August 17, 2012, 09:58:10 am »
DESTROY FORCEFIELD

HIT LICH WITH ANTIICECREAM
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TCM

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #711 on: August 17, 2012, 10:03:10 am »
LOAD DICE

EAT RICE

CHUCK MICE

GET LICE

BE NICE

FUCK BIKES

I killed it.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

raptorfangamer

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #712 on: August 17, 2012, 01:04:17 pm »
>Get gordon freeman and goron freeman to destroy morgan freeman
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 21, 2011, 06:13:23 pm
"Tobar, whats that on the wall?"

"That, Urist, is a reminder not to piss me off..."

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #713 on: August 17, 2012, 01:52:24 pm »
Quote from: Corai on August 16, 2012, 08:39:57 pm
GET SHOTGUN. WE ALL KNOW LICH IS GOING TO LOOSE, MIGHT AS WELL GO HUNTING FOR HEROES WHILE WE WAIT IT.
(3) YOU ACQUIRE AN ANTIQUE CHESTERFIELD RIFLE, SAWN OFF A BIT SO IT KIND OF WORKS LIKE A SHOTGUN. (4) YOU SHOOT TCM IN THE LEG!

Quote from: Hanslanda on August 16, 2012, 08:40:15 pm
Pray to Morgan Freeman God for strength and skill. Pounce forward and stab the Lich.
(5) MORGAN FREEMAN GOD SMILES KNOWINGLY AT YOU, AND YOU FEEL EMPOWERED. THE WISE OLD BLACK MAN HAS ONCE AGAIN ASSISTED THE MUCH MORE FOOLISH YOUNG WHITE ONE. (3+2v5+2) DESPITE THAT, YOUR STAB IS EASILY BLOCKED BY THE LICH.

Quote from: Dirg on August 16, 2012, 08:43:30 pm
NEED MAKE MORE ARMOR AND WEAPONS FROM BODY PARTS. DO THAT WHILE DEVIL SIDE SUMMONS MINIONS TO ATTACK LICH MINIONS.
(3) YOUR LEFT EARLOBE IS NOW A CURSED RING OF HUNGER. (5) A MULTITUDE OF IMPS AND HELL KNIGHTS COURSE FROM MARS, LANDING NEXT TO YOU AND BOWING.

Quote from: zomara0292 on August 17, 2012, 09:30:43 am
EAT A Soul this time. and gain its powers.
(4) YOU DEVOUR THE WONDER TWINS SOULS.

Quote from: christehchris on August 17, 2012, 09:49:22 am
slap him with a large power-imbued trout
(6) "ULTIMATE! TROUT! BREAKER!" YOU SCREAM AS YOU SLAP ZOMARA, CAUSING HIM TO FLY BACKWARDS INTO A WALL.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 17, 2012, 09:58:10 am
DESTROY FORCEFIELD

HIT LICH WITH ANTIICECREAM
(3) A SMALL HOLE OPENS UP IN THE FORCEFIELD, (6)WHICH YOU USE TO THROW THE ANTIICECREAM AT THE LICH. IT COLLIDES WITH HIM, ELIMINATING THE IMPURE ICE CREAM AND LEAVING ONLY THE EVIL.

Quote from: TCM on August 17, 2012, 10:03:10 am
LOAD DICE

EAT RICE

CHUCK MICE

GET LICE

BE NICE

FUCK BIKES

I killed it.
(2) YOUR DICE REMAIN FAIR, (5) YOUR RICE IS DELICIOUS, BUT THE MEAL IS RUINED BY (1) A MOUSE YOU ATTEMPTED TO THROW BITING YOU IN THE LEG. (6) YOU GET LICE, DISUSTING ALL OF YOUR BITCHES, FOLLOWERS ETC.  (3) YOU ARE SOMEWHAT LESS OF A DOUCHEBAG. (3) YOU COPULATE WITH A MOTORBIKE. CONGRATS.

Quote from: raptorfangamer on August 17, 2012, 01:04:17 pm
>Get gordon freeman and goron freeman to destroy morgan freeman
(6) THEY NEED MORE POWER TO DESTROY MORGAN FREEMAN. THEY HARVEST YOUR SOUL FOR THAT VERY PURPOSE.

BOSS TURN:
(3+2v3+3) The lich attacks Hanslanda with a lightning quick stab. Hanslanda leaps out of the way, but his armor is clipped, chipping part of it off.

BOSS STATUS
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NEUTRAL
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HEROES
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zomara0292

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #714 on: August 17, 2012, 02:11:07 pm »
Cool. now i have the polymorph and polymorph coltrol intristic.
EAT THE FISH THAT SLAPED ME AFTER SLAPCHOPPING IT IN A SLAPCHOP.
REMEMBER THAT I DONT LIKE FISH AND SPIT IT ALL ON THE LINCH.
FIND OUT IF I REALLY DO HAVE THE ABOVE INTRINSTICS
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

raptorfangamer

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #715 on: August 17, 2012, 02:19:46 pm »
>posses fish
>become dueling fish
>get contrived revenge plot
>avenge yourself on a costly and unpractical way, becoming manfish, cleansing the streets of outlaws, raiders, freemen, fremen, and the freemans
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 21, 2011, 06:13:23 pm
"Tobar, whats that on the wall?"

"That, Urist, is a reminder not to piss me off..."

LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #716 on: August 17, 2012, 02:26:37 pm »
WALK INTO BATTLEFIELD

SPIN MENACINGLY, GATHERING ENERGY
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Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #717 on: August 17, 2012, 02:27:54 pm »
POINT AT LICH'S MINIONS TELL MY MINIONS EVERYTHING IN THAT GENERAL DIRECTION MUST DIE, EXCEPT MORGAN FREEMAN IF HE'S OVER THERE.
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TCM

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #718 on: August 17, 2012, 02:49:05 pm »
Remix time!
Eat Dice

Load Rice

Be mice

Fuck lice

Chuck Bikes

Cure Aids.




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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #719 on: August 17, 2012, 04:44:10 pm »
KILL THEN BUTCHER A HERO. SELL PRODUCT TO RABBITS.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute
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