Indeed. Let us resume forthwith.
Lunge at Lich! Sunder check on his sword!
(3+3v3+3) THE LICH REACTS TO YOUR MANEUVER AND TAKES AN ATTACK, USING THAT OPPORTUNITY (THAT WASN'T FUNNY, I APOLOGIZE). HOWEVER, YOU STUMBLE BACKWARDS, AWAY FROM THE ATTACK. QUICKLY REGAINING YOUR FOOTING, YOU TRY TO SUNDER HIS BLADE, (1+3, 2+3), BUT YOUR BLADE CLATTERS OFF OF HIS HARMLESSLY.
Use the hi-five from Jackass 3 with a glove on to challenge the lich to a duel. The glove is made of toad leather and menaces with a ridiculous number of spikes of holy adamantine.
(5) YOU HARNESS THE PAIN AND STUPIDITY CONTAINED WITHIN THE THREE (ISN'T IT REALLY SOMEWHERE AROUND 5 BECAUSE OF ALL THE .5S?) JACKASS MOVIES, AND SUMMON THE HI-FIVE MACHINE FROM JACKASS INTO THE FORCEFIELD. (1) ITS GLOVE IS COMPOSED OF LOVE LEATHER AND IT IS COVERED WITH WHITE, HEALING MANA. (1) HOWEVER, THE MACHINE MISSES THE LICH AND COLLIDES WITH HANSLANDA, REPAIRING ALL OF HIS GEAR AND HEALING HIS WOUNDS.
"IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT!" RAM CORAI INRO HONOR BOUND AIDS FIELD. IF MAKE HOLE IN FIELD, STEP THROUGH, LIKE A BOSS!
(4) YOU SMASH CORAI INTO THE FIELD, CAUSING A CRACK TO FORM IN IT.
PUNCH MY WAY OUT OF THE LAPTOP.
PUNCH KID IN FACE.
MAKE IT BACK TO MY LOVNG WIFE AND...
DO STUFF. ANYTHING, REALLY.
(1) YOU PUNCH A TREE FOR YOUR NEW MASTER. (3) YOU THEN CAUSE A SLIGHT ITCHING WITH YOUR DECREASED CONTROL OVER THE LIFE FORCE. (1) YOU DON'T MAKE IT BACK TO YOUR WIFE. IT'S DIFFICULT, WHAT WITH YOU BEING TRAPPED.
I APPAER OUT OF NOWHERES.
I GIVE LICH EPIC BOSS MUSIC.
BEHOLD, TRUE POWER
HE WAS CALLED HERE BY HUMANS, WHO WISH TO PAY HIM TRIBUTE.
I ALSO THROW THE MOON AT THE HEROES. WHILE LIGHTING THE MOON ON FIRE.
THEN SUMMON BONERDAGON.
(4) YOU SIDLE IN FROM BEHIND NOTHING, AND TRY TO CREATE BOSS MUSIC. (1) INSTEAD, THIS BEGINS TO PLAY.
BEHOLD, TRUE FAIL!. (4) THE MOON BEGINS HURTLING FROM THE SKY AT A GRAND PACE OF 10 MILES PER HOUR. IT'LL TAKE A WHILE, MAYBE 3 TURNS. (3) SMALL SPARKS EMIT FROM THE MOON AS IT FALLS, ALLOWING YOU TO USE THE EXCESS MAGIC TO RIP APART YOUR SKELETAL STRUCTURE IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE BONERDAGON. IT'S HORRIFYING.
INFECT HANSALDA AND LICH.
(5) YOU TRANSMIT PURE AIDS THROUGH THE PORTAL, REINFECTING THE TWO COMBATANTS WITHIN.
Do what the linchman did and get rid of my (super)aids!
Through my aids at the linch!
(2) YOU THROW YOUR AIDS AT THE PIN. IT'S BUSY HOLDING CLOTHES, SORRY.
>force everyone into cardiac arrest, and make their judgement as biased towards my side as possible!
(5) EVERYONE IS ARRESTED AND A CARDIAC PRISON IS CONSTRUCTED AROUND THE GALACTIC CORE.
AQUIRE TRAPDOORS WITH SPIKES UNDER THEM.
LURE CORAI ONTO ME USING SHINIES.
Cant let this thread die.
OOC to below: I'm the worst stage ever now. So yeah. I'm not the trapdoors, i'm the worst stage ever with trapdoors and spikepits.
(3) YOU ACQUIRE A TRAPDOOR WITH SPIKES UNDER IT. ON THE BOTTOM SIDE OF THE TRAPDOOR, NOT ON THE GROUND. THAT'S MADE OF JELLYBEANS. WHOOPS.
LAUNCH FARM AID CONCERT. WATCH AS NON-FARMER HIPPIES INVADE AND STINK OUT THE FINAL BOSS.
(3) THE CONCERT STARTS UP, AND HIPPIES RUSH INTO THE AREA. THE LICH WRINKLES HIS NOSE. IT'S GROSS, BUT HE'S IN A FORCEFIELD.
BOSS TURN:
(1+3)
"Hanslanda, excuse me once more. That disease is persistant."
Blah blah blah cure aids, blah blah blah dark magic.Come on guys, cast drain magic or something.BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
NEUTRAL
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEUTRAL
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SARLACC PIT
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT, NOW SUPERAIDS
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, DUELIST FOR GOD
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
ARENA STATUS
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