Poo antimatter all over the golem; after all, I AM a huge asshole.
(5)WOW, THAT'S LOW. YOU'RE A HERO, NOT A THIRD STREET SAINT.
CHANGE SALT SHAKER TO PEPPER SHAKER
USE TO MAKE GOLEM SNEEZE.
TRY ONE LAST TIME TO GET SWORD.
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IT SHALL WORK.
(3) YOU MAKE IT INTO A PEPPER SHAKER. SADLY, IT'S UNLOADED. (3) YOU THROW A FEATHER AT THE LICH, AND SHE CRINKLES HER NOSE A LITTLE. REMEMBER THE TURN ACTION RULES?
>Create portal to Aperture Science labs
>If 1 is successful, use labs to show why teamwork is important and leave portal open
>Preach the gospel of misko27 while doing the above
>Try to listen in on any teamy plans others are forming and figure out if I can help next turn
(6) YOU CREATE A PORTAL TO APERTURE, WHICH PROMPTLY PULLS YOU IN, WHERE YOU ARE FORCED TO PERFORM DANGEROUS EXPERIMENTS BY A ROUE AI.
BRING POLICEMEN AND FIREFIGHTERS BACK FROM SPACE. POINT OUT GOLEM AND LICH AND TELL THEM TO DO THEIR JOBS.
(2) THEY'RE BUSY DOING THEIR ACTUAL JOBS. SORRY.
Assist GreatWyrmGold in creating the portal!
(1) YOU STAND IN THE CENTER OF THE PORTAL CREATION CIRCLE, AND BEGIN THE CHATTING ALONGSIDE GREATWYRM. YOU ARE THEN PROMPTLY RIPPED APART BY THE EXPANDING WORMHOLE.
((SO MUCH ONES AND SIXES! This is INSANE!))
ATTEMPT TO GAIN CONTROL OVER GOLEM.
IF SUCCESFULL, PICK UP PHOENIX WRIGHT AND THROW HIM BACK TO THE FIRST PAGE. WE WONT NEED HIM.
((stop attacking the golem guys, or i'll have to spend another turn to reincarnate))
(6) YOU TRY TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE GOLEM, AND END UP TAKING CONTROL OF THE POKEMON GOLEM. DAMN IT'S LIKE 1/6TH OF THE TIME, MIND CONTROL SPELLS HAVE TO BE REALLY SPECIFIC.
>ABSORB MARBLE ORBS
>MAKE HORNETS WITH YOUR NEW MARBLE ORB POWER
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>MARBLE HORNETS
(4) YOU SOMEHOW ABSORB STONE SPHERES INTO YOUR BODY, THEN PROMPTLY (1) TURN YOURSELF INTO STONE.
REJOICE IN FREEDOM, GO BURN FLAG WITH PICTURE OF LICH ON IT
(1) YOU REJOICE IN YOUR FREEDOM, LIFTING A FLAG WITH A PICTURE OF THE LICH ON IT HIGH ABOVE YOUR HEAD AND POURING NAPALM ON IT. OH WAIT. IS THAT BURNING NORMAL?
SEND FROST DEMON ARMY ARMED WITH LCD MONITERS TO ATTACK GOLEM
(1) YOU SEND YOUR FROST DEMON ARMY AGAINST YOUR ALLY. THIS CAUSES THEM TO RETHINK THEIR LIVES AND SERVICE TO YOU. THEIR CRISES END WITH THEM TURNING ON YOU, THEN USING YOUR INTESTINES AS A JUMP ROPE.
SHOOT EVERYTHING
(5) YOU BEGIN TO FIRE AT RANDOM, FIRST GUNNING DOWN ALL OF YOUR ALLIES WITHIN THE COMPLEX. AFTER RUNNING OUT OF ALLIES TO KILL, YOU DECIDE THAT THE PILLARS HOLDING UP THE DOME AROUND THE CORE ARE AN ACCEPTABLE TARGET. YOU BRING THE MINIGUN AROUND TO BEAR ON THEM. AFTER A FEW MOMENTS OF SUSTAINED FIRE,THE PILLARS FALL ONTO THE ORB, CRUSHING IT. THE GOLEM RECOILS IN PAIN NEARBY, CLUTCHING ITS HEAD.
Misko EVERYONE has already made him immeasureably more powerful.
If no one had done anything he would still just be a lich with a magic sword thing.
In fact I dont even remember if he STARTED with the magic sword or someone gave it to him 
Seriously as heroes, we all suck
((He had a sword, but it wasn't nearly as powerful as the one Greenstar made.))
Who knew hell would be so difficult to conquer? I'm done with diplomacy - just absorb dinosaur hell.
We could probably stop making the lich stronger if we worked together. It is hard to get rolls of 1 when you have a +5 bonus.
BOSS TURN:
(3+2) The Boss holds her hand high, blade in hand. The sword glows, before launching multicolored orbs of energy at TCM, which smash into the gangster, tearing into his flesh and rending his soul from his body. His diembodied spirit courses through the void into a small orb above the Golem.
BOSS STATUS
Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Misko
Gun-TCM
Slademantine-Golem
Chocolate-Great Golem
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Great Golem
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Great Golem
Mud-Great Golem
Light-Great Golem
Imagination-Great Golem
Law-Lich
MINIONS
ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
GREAT GOLEM
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON, AND THE POPE OF MISKO
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC
ARENA STATUS
DICK
BFFL
XANTALOS, HUGE ASSHOLE
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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