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[LordSlowpoke]

SUMMON BELGIUM

[GreatWyrmGold]

ABSORB MILK IMP CUPIDS INTO POINT OF ULTRA-DENSITY, INITIATE EVEN STRONGER NUCLEAR FUSION

(i think i should stop trying to melt the golem.)

try freezing it instead? XD

Aren't there convenient Emergency Intelligence Incinerators around?

[BFEL]

Emergency Intelligence Incinerators?
You mean like any given turn in this game, EVER?

[misko27]

BFEL< AID MY ACTION TO DISRUPT THE LICHETTE's LOVE.

[Spinal_Taper]

No. These things must be removed.
PURGE LOVE FROM THE UNIVERSE. REPLACE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THEN ABSORB THE LICHETTE.

(5vs2+3) YOU ACTIVATE VILLAIN MODE, AND REPLACE LOVE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THE LOVE IMPS SACRIFICE THEIR LAST REMNANTS OF POWER, THEN ADD IT TO THE LICHETTE, WHO ERECTS A SHIELD USING THE POWER OF THE HEART ORB. THE WAVE OF DARK ENERGY PARTS AROUND HER SHIELD, AND YOU CAN SEE HER CLEARLY. YOU CAN SEE CLEARLY, THAT SHE'S VERY DISPLEASED WITH YOU...

ROCKEEEETS!
ROCKETSROCKETSROCKETS!

ROCKETS.

(2) ROCKETJUMPFAIL.

No. These thing must be removed.
PURGE LOVE FROM THE UNIVERSE. REPLACE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THEN ABSORB THE LICHETTE.

Everything I've tried so far has failed, so I MUST BE RIGHT.

THIS WOULDN"T BE FINAL BOSS WIHTOUT IT.

TIME TO TAKE A CUE FROM MY FIRST ACTION. bUT BETTER THIS TIME
Very calmly, Use Orbs and all power I have in this game, including Teamwork, to attempt to halt transformation process. Utilize every bit of magic I have under my control to Phase the Golem from existance. Use all resources at my disposal to prevent it from occuring. Use every cent I have, and all I can borrow, to prevent it. Strain with every fibre of My god-like Being to intervene agaisnt this. She, cannot, win.

(5) LULZ, YOU WASTED A TURN. NO TRANSFORMATION WAS OCCURING.

And even at the crux of possible victory, we resist the very concept of teamwork with all our hearts.
Is teamwork the real final boss here? Are we trying to defeat teamwork?

This makes way too much sense.

Wow, it was so long since a update I put two actions because I forgot I already made one. Fail.

Like I said before, use love to kill Lichette. Pressure Dirg to propose, offer to chip in for ring.

(YOU CAN'T INFLUENCE PC'S)

Oh god, Corai is going for the same thing as me.

I lied! Aid Misko's action!

LULZ, WASTED YOUR TURN, HELPING A TURN WASTER.

Huh... Let's see where this goes. TELL CORAI IF HE STOPS BEING CREEPY HE CAN BE RING BEARER. PROPOSE TO LICHETTE. ASK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO VALIDATE OUR MARRIAGE IF LICHETTE SAYS YES. GOLEM CAN BE FLOWER GIRL, LEAVE THAT UP TO LICHETTE.

(1) HE CONTINUES BEING CREEPY. (1+2) SHE'S TOO BUSY BEING PISSED OFF.

Excellent!
Time for a cross-game action!

>Locate time machine (this IS Aperture)
>Head back to before lich became childhood self-image of Tokugawa.
>Grab him and the misko27 GLaDos
>Return to present

Spinal, you're the one who joined the games together...

(2) YOU FIND A TIME MACHINE, WHICH IS PROMPTLY STOLEN BY BLACK MESA. (4) THEN, BY FORCE OF WILL ALONE, YOU TRAVEL BACK TO FEUDAL JAPAN. (1) YOU THEN RUN UP TO IZANAGI-NO-OKAMI, AND GRAB THE HEM OF HIS ROBE. HE PROMPTLY VAPES YOU FOR BOTHERING HIM.

Chill, because I'm the king of the world and the Lich isn't my problem.

(2) THE SYNDICATE RISES AGAIN, TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE POWER VACUUM LEFT MY THE SAINTS DEPARTURE.

Huh... Let's see where this goes. TELL CORAI IF HE STOPS BEING CREEPY HE CAN BE RING BEARER. PROPOSE TO LICHETTE. ASK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO VALIDATE OUR MARRIAGE IF LICHETTE SAYS YES. GOLEM CAN BE FLOWER GIRL, LEAVE THAT UP TO LICHETTE.

Danm it! What about me? Why Am I forgoten all the time?!?!? I am inside the Lechette, GOD DANM IT!!!

No. These thing must be removed.
PURGE LOVE FROM THE UNIVERSE. REPLACE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THEN ABSORB THE LICHETTE.

Everything I've tried so far has failed, so I MUST BE RIGHT.

THIS WOULDN"T BE FINAL BOSS WIHTOUT IT.

TIME TO TAKE A CUE FROM MY FIRST ACTION. bUT BETTER THIS TIME
Very calmly, Use Orbs and all power I have in this game, including Teamwork, to attempt to halt transformation process. Utilize every bit of magic I have under my control to Phase the Golem from existance. Use all resources at my disposal to prevent it from occuring. Use every cent I have, and all I can borrow, to prevent it. Strain with every fibre of My god-like Being to intervene agaisnt this. She, cannot, win.

Force my soul to leave the Lichette and possess misko27.
Force his ability to effect Xantalos instead of the Golem

(1) YOUR SOUL EMBEDS ITSELF INTO THE LICHETTES POWER CORE, ENHANCING HER POWER, BUT LINKING YOUR LIFE TO HER MANA.

ORDER IMMIGRANTS TO THROW THE 8 BILLION TONS OF TOXIC WASTE WE HAVE JUST LYING AROUND HERE FOR NO REASON INTO THE NEAREST PORTAL TO APERTURE.

(seriously, go look at the first few mins of Half Life, they randomly have toxic waste EVERYWHERE, not even in restricted areas, it just lies around in the open for children to fall into. They probably use it as their soap in the bathrooms seeing what their containment proceedures are )

(1) THEY QUIT!

ABSORB MILK IMP CUPIDS INTO POINT OF ULTRA-DENSITY, INITIATE EVEN STRONGER NUCLEAR FUSION

(i think i should stop trying to melt the golem.)

(2) TOO LATE! YOU'RE CARRIED WITH THEM INTO THE LICHETTES MANA POOL!

SUMMON BELGIUM

(1) NO! YOU AREN'T REFERENCING NETHACK ANYMORE! I DON'T LIKE YOU!

BOSSETTE TURN:
(4+4)The Lichette stops dead in her tracks, turning about 180 degrees to face Xantalos. She gives him a gaze full of cold hatres.
"I don't like you. I don't like you at all."
Magic courses from all around her, called from across the universe into her already overfilled mana pool. She focuses the power directly in front of her, forming a crystalline, multi-colored spear of mana in front of her. Then, she thrusts her hand forward, launching it at Xantalos. (4+4v6) Xantalos backflips, in an attempt to dodge it, but it explodes directly in front of him, vaporizing him in a field of magic.

She then turns to Dirg, looking shy and unconfident.
"D-Dirg? Can we go?"

BOSS STATUS

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Hot Undead Wizard
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Misko
Gun-TCM
Slademantine-Golem
Chocolate-Great Golem
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Great Golem
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Great Golem
Mud-Great Golem
Light-Great Golem
Imagination-Great Golem
Law-Lich

MINIONS

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ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
GREAT GOLEM

NEUTRAL

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY

HEROES

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GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON, AND THE POPE OF MISKO
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE

MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, ORB ABOVE THE GOLEM
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC

ARENA STATUS

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APERTURE SCIENCE, WHERE THEY DO WHAT THEY MUST BECAUSE THEY CAN

DICK

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BFFL
XANTALOS, HUGE ASSHOLE

[Xantalos]

AS VAPOR, SWARM TOWARDS THE LICHETTE, AND LODGE MYSELF INSIDE THE CARCASS SHE CALLS A BODY. THEN CORUPT HER FROM THE INSIDE OUT.

[Wrex]

OFFER TO GIVE ANYONE WHO WANTS SOME LYCANTHROPY. ALSO CONTINUE EATING CIVILLIANS IN THE POPCORN STANDS. JUST TO CLARIFY< THE SECOND PART ISN"T REALLY AN ACTION, MORE LIKE SOMETHING I DO AS A NERVOUS HABIT, LIKE TAPPING YOUR FINGERS.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I meant the childhood self-image of Tokugawa that you were briefly in The Art of Minimalism.

>Now that my action is better-explained, get...I know, Furtaka while he still has boss-as-a-dwarf and GLaDOS on him!
>You know, when he's a scrap robot thing...
>Return to present Aperture Science.

[Xantalos]

Is it just me, or are we the villans now?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Did we try to destroy the...oh, yeah.

[Xantalos]

I killed all love in the universe and replaced it with bone-crushing sorrow. The only love left anywhere is with the heroine lichette. When did she turn into lichette anyway? I can't remember.

[misko27]

Is it just me, or are we the villans now?

No. We are Paladins. Well-intentioned Extremists, as GreatWyrm would say.

Seriously though, thanks xanatolos. This was a very sucessful turn for Anti-lichers Now, What to do. I'm a god, and I'm trying to vanquish the forces of  evil...

RUN FOR PRESIDENT
BAN NECROPHILIA AND REDEFINE MARRIAGE AS BEING BETWEEN TWO LIVING HUMANS. (Note, Banning and Redefineing are the same action,)

I imagine helping this action is voting. hehehe. Techinally, my action also enables gay marriage. wait, is there a law now thats says you can't marry the dead? There probably should be.

EDT:

I killed all love in the universe and replaced it with bone-crushing sorrow. The only love left anywhere is with the heroine lichette. When did she turn into lichette anyway? I can't remember.

When we turned him into a female.

EDIT2: I propose that the hero camp be split, between those who support love, or Romantics, and those who support good, as defined by Lich hating, known as Paladins.

[Corai]

I am anti-lich, I am trying to kill Lichette by using Dirg's endless love. Not viable anymore. Support Misko.

[Xantalos]

I'm not good by any stretch of morality, but I'll leave you guys alone if you just KILL THE LICHETTE!

[Wrex]

Which option kills the most people?