Focus on resurrecting self now that the job is finished. Aid GWG through Videochat, even if as a phantom.
(5) YOU ARE RESURRECTED AS YOUR ORIGINAL SNAKE FORM, PLUS INSANE AMOUTNS OF KUNG-FU.
BECOME BEER GOD. CAUSE DRUGGED BEER RAIN OVER ALL OF UNIVERSE TO CALM PEOPLE DOWN
(5) PEOPLE BEGIN TO CALM DOWN ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, ALSO THEY BEGIN TO VOMIT.
JOIN ALL THE FACTIONS IN EXISTENCE
AFTER THAT, CREATE AN ABSURDLY HUGE AMOUNT OF FACTIONS, WRITING DOWN RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF TREATIES BETWEEN THEM, DOWN TO REGULATING THE AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT COUNTING THE TIME SPENT ON WHATEVER THE TIME HAS BEEN SPENT, BECOMING THE GOD OF DIPLOMACY AND BUREAUCRACY
(4) YOU JOIN ALL OF THE FACTIONS. (5) YOU BECOME THE GOD OF DIPLOMACY AND BUREAUCRACIES.
Become best friends with Tim. Go on awesome adventures in the realm of dreams.
(1) YOU TRY THE SAME TRICK THAT YOU TRIED BEFORE ON TIM. HE DOESN'T RESPOND POSITIVELY TO FLIRTING. THE RESPONSE COULD BE BETTER CHARACTERIZED AS VAPORIZATION.
BOSSES:
Defeat Sinatra with muscle music, then destroy the universe after absorbing his power. Taunt Tim, then dodge the beam and manipulate it to go into the center of the universe, destroying it.
"Hey! Tim!
What makes you think you have the right to come in here and mess up our duds and ... whatever hipsters call plans! That's my job!
And all this you're spouting about 'harmony' and 'teamwork' sounds just a tiny bit similar to one Hasbro-owned TV show, does it not? Cease and desist, bro, or I shall be forced to bitchslap thee with the sweaty hand of Micheal Bay! Oh right, you just got burned! By Micheal Bay! I bet my disjointed, unruly, nonsensical, chaotic Comic Sans rant is making you pretty jelly, huh? I have only one thing to say to this:
Come at me, bro.
(4vs4+4) HE DOESN'T COME AT YOU, SORRY BRO.
"You just like opposing me for the hell of it, don't you? You get some sort of sick kick from messing with me huh? Never heard of Real Politik huh? Would rather let this continue, instead of fighting him. Just to get your petty insult in. If you are not going to oppose him, I will.
Also, next time, hang up the phone before you, uh, do that. Eww. Did not need to hear that. Also, very intersting love life you have there."
>Continue attack on Envoy's position. Unleash the Ion Cannon Brigade and Anti-matter Grenadiers if necessary.
>What Affair? Nope. Never had a affair. Lies. I loved my wife, and she'd tell you if she wasn't, dead.
>Sabotage Dirg's lovemaking as revenge for Lichette's pettiness. Unleash the Laxatives.
>Send over a Comm droid to The Brown envoy and see what he wants.
>Greenstar is a thorn in my side. Put a bounty on him and his "Freak squad"
(5+3vs1+4) The anti-matter grenadiers manage to cause a gash across his forearm. (5+3) YOU SEND LAXATIVES VIA AIR MAIL, BUT A VAGINA FACED ENGINEER SMASHES THEM DOWN. (4+3) BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM EVERYWHERE ARE ATTRACTED TOWARDS THE BOUNTY OF GREENSTAR.
Send Vagineer to intercept the Laxatives. Send Snyphurr to attack Misko Directly. Having Sobered up, create own faction 'Freak Squad'. Sit down for Tea with Gentlespy.
(4) VAGINEER SMASHES THE LAXATIVES WITH A WRENCH, SENDING THEM CLATTERING TO THE FLOOR BESIDE DIRG. (6) THE UNIVERSE STARTS FLIPPING OUT AGAIN AS YOU CREATE YOUR FACTION. (2) YOU SIT DOWN WITH GENTESPY, BUT HE BLOWS YOUR HEAD OFF.
Yeeaah. KISS LICHETTE THEN GO IN OTHER ROOM AFTER PUTTING PANTS ON. SET UP VIDEO LINK TO GREATWYRMGOLD AND TIM'S CHAT TO AID GREATWYRM GOLD'S ACTION.
(4+2vs4+3) YOU START TO LEAVE, BUT LICHETTE GRABS THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT AND PULLS YOU BACK.
"You're not getting done with me that easily..."
Lichette:
(6) Dirg is now tired.
NPCs:
Tim looks peeved at the gash in his arm, so he swings the rifle around to point at Misko.
"You see? This is why they sent me. This is why they want me to kill you."
(5+4vs1+3)
He fires off the rifle, sending an all consuming-burst of energy at Misko. It consumes Misko, pulling him apart to below the atomic level. Misko feels a bit of the leadership energy leave him as he perishes.
Sinatra:
Sinatra: "Aaaannyyway... How'd you feel Brown-Hairs age?"
Dory: "It just came off of him in a wave. Like how that sticker you found gave off waves of recklessness."
Sinatra: "I don't know what you mean."
Dory: "You don't? You mean, you can't just feel it coming off like an aura?"
Sinatra:"No... You're weird kid."
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: TO BE DETERMINED
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
OMNICIDALISTS:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
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