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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1002192 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #180 on: August 06, 2012, 09:10:27 pm »

... didn't know you talk to either dead people or diviners. If the latter and they're that good, can you find out what number two is, and why curiosity's number one?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #181 on: August 06, 2012, 09:15:53 pm »

"The Curiosity landing is the most important scientific breakthrough of my lifetime!"
How is that stupid?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #182 on: August 06, 2012, 09:17:49 pm »

Also, she started talking about church to me, and to make her stop, I told her I was a muslim (I'm not, nothing against them though). An hour later, the cool cashier came up to me and said the dumb ass cashier was worried I was a terrorist. Based on the fact I said I was muslim and didn't want to talk about jesus with her.
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Sounds like NAR material there.


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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #183 on: August 06, 2012, 09:20:23 pm »

"Not Always Right," I assume.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #184 on: August 06, 2012, 09:23:50 pm »

"The Curiosity landing is the most important scientific breakthrough of my lifetime!"
How is that stupid?
First, she's old enough to remember Spirit and Opportunity, so it's not like this is a unique thing.  Second, the Higgs Boson was discovered, like, last month.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #185 on: August 06, 2012, 09:37:18 pm »

"Not Always Right," I assume.

Definitely this.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #186 on: August 07, 2012, 03:43:37 am »

"The Curiosity landing is the most important scientific breakthrough of my lifetime!"
How is that stupid?
First, she's old enough to remember Spirit and Opportunity, so it's not like this is a unique thing.  Second, the Higgs Boson was discovered, like, last month.
Third, it's not a scientific breakthrough. Until it actually finds something, it's "just" an incredible feat of engineering.

My girlfriend is a veritable font of quotes for this topic, but I tend to forget them just as quickly. I'll try to gather a few :)
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #187 on: August 07, 2012, 03:48:25 am »

You know it's love when you take delight in quoting your significant other in the 'Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say' thread. ;)
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #188 on: August 07, 2012, 03:57:29 am »

Flawed logic aside, I was viewing this topic for educational purposes, found that femitheist blog, and found this.
Off topic, but she really reminds me of this but without the payoff.

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It's obviously pronounced cash-ae, because it's French. Idiot.
Same person also tried to convince me that Celtic is pronounced sell-tick (As-in cellophane, ya idgit). My pointing out that it should obviously be pronounced chel-lo-phane, as-in cello, fell on deaf ears. :P
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #189 on: August 07, 2012, 10:22:33 am »

Same person also tried to convince me that Celtic is pronounced sell-tick (As-in cellophane, ya idgit). My pointing out that it should obviously be pronounced chel-lo-phane, as-in cello, fell on deaf ears. :P
Thread, meet Irony.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #190 on: August 07, 2012, 10:45:04 am »

http://fox6now.com/2012/08/05/state-rep-josh-zepnick-says-couple-thousand-sikhs-in-milwaukee/

"The Sikh religion is based in northern Italy."

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #191 on: August 07, 2012, 11:01:04 am »

http://fox6now.com/2012/08/05/state-rep-josh-zepnick-says-couple-thousand-sikhs-in-milwaukee/

"The Sikh religion is based in northern Italy."

FOX, as always, expanding my knowledge in directions I never dreamed possible.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #192 on: August 07, 2012, 11:22:41 am »

While it's obviously a brainfart, apparently Italy does coincidentally have the third biggest Sikh population in Europe, strangely enough.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #193 on: August 07, 2012, 11:25:52 am »

http://fox6now.com/2012/08/05/state-rep-josh-zepnick-says-couple-thousand-sikhs-in-milwaukee/

"The Sikh religion is based in northern Italy."

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Well, the guru is ideally a truth seeker, and they say in vino veritas or whatever... there's a veneto in there which is sorta' close so maybe that's what the guy was thinking? It's somewhat convoluted reasoning but I can see it.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #194 on: August 07, 2012, 11:29:20 am »

Amazingly, that article was updated 8 hours after posting, and still nobody's picked up on the Italy thing.
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