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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1002211 times)

darkrider2

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1140 on: September 25, 2012, 11:32:19 am »

We're all secretly mantises. Except that one guy. We're trolling the shit out of him.
Wait, what?
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AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEAVE ME ALONE!

Wait... was that last one a swedish mantis?

I probably shouldn't contribute to this derail any further.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1141 on: September 25, 2012, 12:10:24 pm »

It obviously wasn't a swedish mantis; it's missing the viking hat and beard.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1142 on: September 25, 2012, 01:20:54 pm »

* Descan pops up from the wood work
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« Reply #1143 on: September 25, 2012, 01:47:37 pm »

* Descan pops up from the wood work
**Wearing a historically totally inaccurate viking helm and missing a beard
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1144 on: September 25, 2012, 01:48:26 pm »

* Descan doesn't care, is adorbs, yo.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1145 on: September 25, 2012, 01:48:42 pm »

Fair enough.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1146 on: September 25, 2012, 02:08:08 pm »

Oh, thank God. A necro.

Another quip from my maybe-racist friend to get this rolling:

"I'm gonna beat you like a slave! It's not racist, a black guy told it to me!"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1147 on: September 25, 2012, 03:35:52 pm »

on maybe racist jokes,when i told my slavic friend where the word slave came from, he went all like "fuckin niggas takin our jobs"

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1148 on: September 25, 2012, 03:38:11 pm »

on maybe racist jokes,when i told my slavic friend where the word slave came from, he went all like "fuckin niggas takin our jobs"
....okay, I admit I laughed like hell at that.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1149 on: September 25, 2012, 03:39:07 pm »

Then so am I. Fucking genius.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1150 on: September 25, 2012, 03:41:47 pm »

From my Great Books discussion group:
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« Reply #1151 on: September 25, 2012, 03:56:31 pm »

From my Great Books discussion group:
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    I don't like Achilles because he worships a false god and not the one and only true god that will bring salvation to him. I find Jesus to be better than him, because he helps people.
Let me guess, fundamentalist? I suppose it's better that the discussion isn't about his sexuality at least.

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« Reply #1152 on: September 25, 2012, 03:57:50 pm »

From my Great Books discussion group:
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    I don't like Achilles because he worships a false god and not the one and only true god that will bring salvation to him. I find Jesus to be better than him, because he helps people.
Let me guess, fundamentalist? I suppose it's better that the discussion isn't about his sexuality at least.
Yeah. The worst bit is, we weren't even talking about religion. We where trying to talk about the battle of troy.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1153 on: September 25, 2012, 03:59:01 pm »

Fundamentalists: The subject is of a discussion is no obstacle to finding a way to insert TEH LORD JEEZUS into it.
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« Reply #1154 on: September 25, 2012, 04:02:25 pm »

Fundamentalists: The subject is of a discussion is no obstacle to finding a way to insert TEH LORD JEEZUS into it.
Fundamentalists: Comparing Jesus to Jesus and coming to the conclusion Jesus is better because he worshipped Jesus.
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