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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1002139 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2295 on: October 18, 2012, 10:58:53 am »
Quote from: Descan on October 18, 2012, 10:33:17 am
Quote from: RedKing on October 18, 2012, 10:26:13 am
And Descan is a FABULOUS chibi Viking.
FTFY
I was initially going to use pink, but decided it was too hard to read.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2296 on: October 18, 2012, 11:05:12 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on October 18, 2012, 10:49:20 am
What about me?


You are a ruggedly manly dwarf doctor.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2297 on: October 18, 2012, 11:05:48 am »
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B-cz2GxYroWddjdSS1JiTTNxOUE/edit

Summary: A woman is complaining about the government enticing deer to cross busy roads with deer crossing signs.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2298 on: October 18, 2012, 11:06:46 am »
... The derp. It's off the scales!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2299 on: October 18, 2012, 11:07:18 am »
Yeah, she's complaining because she keeps hitting deer near the signs, and thinks the government should move the signs so the deer will cross somewhere else.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2300 on: October 18, 2012, 11:24:26 am »
I think I literally just lost faith in everyone with an IQ below 110.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2301 on: October 18, 2012, 11:27:50 am »
Welcome to the club.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2302 on: October 18, 2012, 11:29:10 am »
Quote from: MagmaMcFry on October 18, 2012, 11:27:50 am
Welcome to the club.


Is there a hat? Do I get a hat?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2303 on: October 18, 2012, 11:29:48 am »
* The Darkling Wolf sits on Hans' head.

Woofhat.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2304 on: October 18, 2012, 11:30:20 am »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 18, 2012, 11:29:10 am
Quote from: MagmaMcFry on October 18, 2012, 11:27:50 am
Welcome to the club.


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No, but you have to imagine you're wearing one.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2305 on: October 18, 2012, 11:31:32 am »
* Descan watches Hans neck crack.

Dood, he's tiny. Anything bigger than a ten gallon will break his neck!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2306 on: October 18, 2012, 11:32:33 am »
Quote from: Descan on October 18, 2012, 11:31:32 am
* Descan watches Hans neck crack.

Dood, he's tiny. Anything bigger than a ten gallon will break his neck!


Nah, I'm surprisingly strong. I'm wiry.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2307 on: October 18, 2012, 11:33:09 am »
In my non corporeal internet form, I can become any size and mass I wish. Therefore I am suitably hat sized and weighted.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2308 on: October 18, 2012, 11:33:54 am »
Ever heard about idiocracy?
Well, I think its now.
We just haven't noticed it.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2309 on: October 18, 2012, 11:36:22 am »
Quote from: Descan on October 18, 2012, 10:33:17 am
Quote from: RedKing on October 18, 2012, 10:26:13 am
And Descan is a FABULOUS chibi Viking.
FTFY

FTFTFY.

And, yes, I, too, have lost faith in the average-range IQs.
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