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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4320 on: March 12, 2016, 10:16:27 am »

Hmm..
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4321 on: March 12, 2016, 11:10:27 am »

Weird, I set my desired window and font size in the init files and it was fine. :V
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4322 on: March 12, 2016, 11:47:44 am »

Good morning from mild hangover land!
It was downright weird how little got messed up during that turn. I actually got the magma forging industry set up, and I caught us up on graves and slabs, and only 6 or 7 dorfs died.

Probably would have been more exciting if I'd given myself an actual project, but I was tired. It happens when you're used to going to bed at 11:30 and start drinking at 10.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4323 on: March 12, 2016, 12:09:13 pm »

how little got messed up
That is indeed strange and needs fixing. A more !!FUN!!DRUNK!! compromise to this situation and overly large population can be arranged.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4324 on: March 12, 2016, 12:10:22 pm »

how little got messed up
That is indeed strange and needs fixing. A more !!FUN!!DRUNK!! compromise to this situation and overly large population can be arranged.

Needs moar self-destruct levers.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4325 on: March 12, 2016, 12:51:51 pm »

how little got messed up
That is indeed strange and needs fixing. A more !!FUN!!DRUNK!! compromise to this situation and overly large population can be arranged.

Needs moar self-destruct levers.
Needs magma falls at the entrance.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4326 on: March 12, 2016, 01:11:12 pm »

how little got messed up
That is indeed strange and needs fixing. A more !!FUN!!DRUNK!! compromise to this situation and overly large population can be arranged.

Needs moar self-destruct levers.
Needs magma falls at the entrance.
Needs more enterences falling IN magma(sea)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4327 on: March 12, 2016, 02:33:24 pm »

OH WEOW this lemur wreks ass
we lsot bobnaov, clvoermagic, kingrudoc, and sakrzul. rip.
here we mroun your passign, may yoru souls rest in peace, and your socks in my dresser.


As someone (hint: you!) said recently, you didn't "lose" me, you GOT ME KILLED AGAIN!

I enjoyed the turn though, it was entertaining.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4328 on: March 12, 2016, 03:04:19 pm »

Since it was a Shork turn I decided to have a Shork evening, thus bought a bottle of Japanese Hitachino Nest Beer Espresso Stout and made the closest approximation to gyudon I could with the ingredients available.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4329 on: March 12, 2016, 03:14:22 pm »

Needs moar +penguin meat roast+ I'd say. :V
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« Reply #4330 on: March 12, 2016, 04:39:08 pm »

Aww, as a certain mechanoid said: spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska
I need to stop messing around and start a turn. I think
*shrug

It has been two (really! A whole two!) turns since my last one so I suppose that it's about time for a new one. The thread and turns have been progressing at a rather slow rate lately so I suppose that there's no harm in keeping the thread alive. (4 turns in bit over a month? I suppose that is acceptable but it could be higher)

Edit:

I admit that I'm a bit tipsy
00:10
Seems like I'm a bit drunker than I thought I was
By the way, that nearly-gyudon was pretty good. Didn't have powdered dashi so had to use some old (too old) katsubushi and kombu I should have thrown out ages ago and had to replace mirin with cleared kilju and a bit of sugar (actually, the taste is nearly the same). Also didn't have any pickled ginger and normal ginger or sushi ginger wouldn't do so just had to make do with pickled pepper. (atleast the color is the same..)

So, I have drank two pints of different import imperial stouts (won't bother naming them since I already forgot) around 8 hours ago or so and then a few shots of dark rum. Then a bottle of that Japanese (espresso) stout. Then had a tall glass of rum mixed with energy drink (since I didn't feel like irish coffee and I need the caffeine) and drank the last 4dl or so of my homebrew strawberry wine during the last hour so I have been drinking for half a day now since I'm kind of celebrating various things at the moment.  Been pretty damn tired for the whole day too and was almost ready to go to bed hours ago but didn't bother. 

00:20
So, I'm  tired but don't really feel it (need coffee. badly) and drunk. Time to st art. All I have left is half a bottle of dark rum, a bottle of weston's vintage and homebrewed cider (though this time around it is made out of cider concentrate ment for brewing cider instead of just juicing actual apples. Still surprisingly good)
So then, time to get down to business
Bah. DF intro and music. Time to pay init and d_init a visit. Shame that they don't carry over with the save

Popcaps? Won't bother. 200 dorfs, 100 babies and a couple of hundred bards is fine by me
Will have to hide those damn engravings and show liquid depth though
curses 16x16 instead of that horrid 800x600.  Gotta have that symmetry

Seems like I had DFhack installed
Still..
What? What?

Dorftrix?


have to do something about this. It must be finished. Except if I can't be bothered. Then it will remain like it is now.
AAH! MY EYES!


00:35 Time for that Weston's vintage
What should I do?
The wells aren't leaking. Infact the wells are gone!
Curses
We need water and the river is too far away and undwarven.
The pressure is the problem, righ? How about just digging a shaft from the deep bottom of the cistern to the highest peak of the pressure will reach and then building a well there and conndecting it to the didning room with stairs?
Seems complex and stupid enough to work.
I like the diningroom bu the way

removing some of that artificial floor




Minotaur. SOD OFF!
Pull the main gates!
Hurrah for notes!

Shame about those half a dozen dorfs that got left behind

00:40
erm.. wait?
Half a dozen? I ment half a migrant swarm and a few to spare. 20+ dorfs including wrex.
Hurrah! an incentive for a militia! Go punch that one-eyed freak!
94 dorfs
This westons tastes worse than I rememeberd

HAHA!
The poets are ghetting punched by the cyclops and the one-eye is getting fatigued from trying to hit those dodging little idiots.
Oh

cut out the unneccessary poet kicking

Urist has grown to become a guineahen
xx plebeijans are visiting
In a huge swarm

and many more

Mayor Shorast! Stop punching the farmers!


Why are we cooking brewarble materials and are out of booze!?!

Brwewing, boozing, maiking biscuits and processing cheese. dorfen delights

Now then, this new well thingie. BVuild from REAL authentic DOLOMITE!
 Dolomite baby! Yes
Like bender
Dolomite stairs upwards! We wil build!
'onciblu, who ever that is, gave birth, stopped doing stuff with unrotten processable material and lost the child. Seeking infant
Is it unrottable material?

01:00
Floodgates and wheelbarrows! never gan have too many weelbarrows
Plucked a few holes in the towe thinginge

STOP GIVING BIRTH! THOSE THINGS ARE UNNECCESSARY!


Hungry again
Frozen strawberries and whipped cream
Whipped cream, strawberries and dorfs
Mmm... beards and cream

Damn it! Some treeroots intrude upon our future wellsite

THose trees are a risk.
A risk we cannot take

We need a protective barrier around the m to protect ourselves from our future selves (who are then our past selves?)
Cutting those 3 trees is bad! Leads to a direct hole o the tavern.
BUILDING A DOLOMITE WALL AROUND THEM!
DOLOMITE!

Setting jobs
93/94 dorfs
What is this travesty? The survifved?
This turn has failed.
This is a failure

The end

Damn I'm going to have a hanfover tomorrow

THOSE THAT DFARM SHALL FARM! NOTHING ELSE!
The jobsd should be mostly drunk proof for a while

Oh yes, Simon Swerwer's Danger room
Gotta love that dedication needed to make dorf language songs
Yes
Dolomite lullaby!
It's dolomite baby!


BOOZE!
GATHER PLANTS!
MORE FARMS½
we have too many but i dont understand them so more! MORE!



FB OGGEZ! AN ENORMOUS SHELL THAT IS RAVENING! IT IS WARTY! IT WARTS FART FIRE!
It can't reach the fort, right?


01:30
Water! Why sin't it rising?
 no flooding? functioning wells? what?
WHY?!?



AAAH! PULL THE LEVER
PULL THE LEVER

Whew
Close one


water in the wells. finally
though it is a few z-levels above

Wait,
I'm an idiot. Why do that when we can just remove the pressure
POOLS OF WATER!
SWIMMING! BEAUTY! BEARDWASHES!
A pool in the boozeroom



Dolomite protected trees with vulnerale roots


more bedrooms
I think that Iäm too drunk
Hard to write


Connecting water supplys
Fun ensured
pools! Beauty!

xxx, soapmaker has been elevated to mayor
seriously?
soap mayor



"Urist, I think that my water just broke"

POOLS!
That pressure thingie should prevent it from flooding. The water flooding shaft thingit is build to level 136 and the dining room is safely at 137 so it shoudlnt be harmed in any way
surely

01:50
Wait, didn't I comment something on an enterence falling into lava?
MUST DO THAT!

More work on the tower thingie


It will all fall from here

A rpåromise is a promise

BUilding those bedrooms

damn, my glass is empty. again

02:00
Mmm sausage and mustard




Raw cand! praise the miners!
How did they find it in the magmasea?
A new cavern
OIh shit!
 I dug up into a lake
UP INTO A LAKE!
Erm.. ooops?
well, a bit of obsidian never hurt anyuone


TRhat ruins everything I had planned!

Hhuh, ... has been missing for a week
that explaisn that candy...

Yet another FB


Migrants
Shoo!
Becone pests!

More rum. A dl or so>>


protip
That dorf is dead
Designating more digs
Must dig that area. Then do a collapse and then another one and THEN the MAGMASEA WILL BE OURS!

The smoke just means that hte caverns are happy
HAPPY

02:10
Must dig


somethingsomething
smell of ashes and rotting flesh in the morning

02:20
How did we get hornbill intestines, echidna brains and chopped giant cheetah liver?
Must have been eventfull. shame that I missed it
A mushroom grew in our way.
A FUCKING MUSHROOM GREw IN THE WAY OF COUR GLORIOUS MAGMA CONQUIEst!


DAMN IT! STOP THAT DAMP STONEW BULLSHIT! TOO DRUNK TO BOTHER WIth it!

The fort is buzzlings
The feathertrees are egging
Things are going well
Except for thos elittle things that arent
IObb the bright side: we arent flooded:yet


An artifact sphhaelerkite mechanism. Encrusted with oval sphalerites, and other crap, spikes of copper, pictues of Kaminnightpaper making plaintive gestures to a human,. Human straking menacing pose. Kaming dies
Boohoo Rampage og human of something. Death of kamin
Nice artifac. I think that I'll use it for a garbage chute or something. Will make it prettuy

Wha.. WHATS THIS?
113 dorfs /+32barfs) and only 3 idlers?
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?!
Oh, it jumped to 6. thats better

Caravan.
Early autumn
When did I start?

Late winter?
DIG THAT COLLAPABLE ENterenTECE TO MAGMA! That is what I said  I would do
Simon swerwer: the king is dead.
 Aroo

Dagger dabnce
Urist dance
Tradedorfs
Steal their picks and cheese!

FOR URISTS ASKE!
A THIRD FB!
A FORTH IF COUNTING TH CYCPS
An enormous eyeless frog.
 A huge firebreathing kermit


I need sleep

DAMN THOSE WET STONES
WHJAT?!?
10seconds later?
YET ANOTHER FB
A FEATHERED SPIDER


The world is same as ever
The mountainhomes need warhammers, backpacks, booze and cheese

Uh oh
taupe and scruffy are fighting the kermit
Let them
111 dorfs
Losing 50 or so would be pretty usefull

NO! STOP LOOKING FOR YORU BABY! figHt AND DIE!
or atlkeast die. I need you to die. Stop that. NO!
NO SEEKING INFANT! get interrupted byu eyeless kermit!
Damn it!
fuu


intestines, you name it, we have it
Still noit even close to finishing that collapsable hell thingie
blood. ehj?
yay


Only the warty cyclops lobster still lives. t is REAKK heavily wounded. It is also melted. All of it's fat is gone. Melted by the forgotten kermit?
Boohoo



Uh oh WHAT?
tjat dpesmt seem nice
too durnk for this shtis


still need to collapse that stonepillar in the magma
promised an enterence fallin in te magma


mööö

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(sorru

this part is on fire.
FIRE!

Too muchl. Stopping now
03:10



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« Last Edit: March 13, 2016, 07:41:43 am by Scruffy »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4331 on: March 12, 2016, 04:46:28 pm »

Chug chug chug chug! o3o
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« Reply #4332 on: March 13, 2016, 09:19:20 am »

-Most ridiculously huge turn ever dorfed.-
Your poor liver.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4333 on: March 13, 2016, 10:22:07 am »

Oh yes, Simon Swerwer's Danger room

Akur akir akam...damnit I'm gonna have that stuck in my head again! >.<
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« Reply #4334 on: March 13, 2016, 02:44:34 pm »



I like how deadpan that comes out.
"Oh. Oh dears. Oh no, oh, argh. I appear to have burst aflame and am, at this current moment, being mildly inconvenienced by a burning sensation. Please, at your earliest convenience, hand me my bottle of salve, that I m-"
*ded*
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