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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 540900 times)

anailater

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2970 on: February 10, 2013, 04:37:54 pm »

"Grahhh!"
Push them in!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2971 on: February 10, 2013, 04:46:28 pm »

((This many twos?!))

Look for my own body.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2972 on: February 10, 2013, 05:09:11 pm »

At a skeleton exhibit...

Luke tries to push the bones in with brute force!

[Strength roll: 6]

Despite the fact that he is using only his mouth and a spring, he actually manages to find a softer spot in the metal! After about twenty minutes of trying, he has jammed a skeletal leg in his arm stump!

Hey, wait a minute...


In the woods...

Tom looks for his own lower body and finds it easily! It looks to be entirely pulverized and sandwiched between layers of metal and cloth! How exciting!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2973 on: February 10, 2013, 05:51:06 pm »

"Guess I'm going four legged."
Stick legs in all my stumps.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2974 on: February 10, 2013, 08:35:36 pm »

Search in the area around it for other people that were less mangled by the attack but are equally dead.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2975 on: February 10, 2013, 09:26:17 pm »

Continue.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2976 on: February 10, 2013, 10:54:07 pm »

((Good grief, three sixes in a row! ...And nothing to show for it.  :'( At least imperceptibility could come in handy somehow...)


"Dat does it. Looks like I's goin' to hafta do dis by all myself. You two waits here."

>(Gently) Ransack the town in search of a manual on scarecrow construction/maintenance!

Failing that, a book on pillow-making, sewing, mannequin design or basket weaving would probably do the trick, too.

>Attempt to repair the two injured scary crows myself! Also keep an eye out for Bob. Where on earth did he get to?
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2978 on: February 11, 2013, 02:14:52 am »

At a skeleton exhibit...

Luke figures he'll just jam legs in his arm stumps and his leg stumps. What's he got to lose, right?

[Strength roll: 4]

It proves much more difficult to jam a leg in one of his other stumps, however. And it doesn't function quite as well as the other one. As in, Luke can hardly bend it at the knee. Oh well. Time to get more legs!

[Biting roll: 4]

He bites the legs off another skeleton and gets to work once again!

[Strength roll: 6]

And another leg jammed in tight, nice one!

[Strength roll: 3]

However, the last leg proves a bit too fragile to subject to the same treatment. Hm.


In the woods...

Tom, generally dissatisfied at the lack of death and destruction, still doesn't lose faith in the murderous abilities of the giant destructive construct! He knows there have to be corpses around here somewhere!

[Search roll: 6]

It looks like an awfully pale individual is wandering through the woods. He looks pretty depressed, all in all. He's basically dead, Tom thinks. At least in spirit, you know.


In the sky...

Yorinnsud and Mark just keep on slowly descending and enjoying the nice view of the surrounding area. They keep on descending, occasionally getting a perplexed look from passing birds.

[Yorinnsud perception roll: ?]
[Mark perception roll: ?]

The trip downward is mostly uneventful, though Yorinnsud does feel an odd, sudden shifting of the air at one point. Eh, probably nothing. They eventually reach the ground safely and soundly, which is pretty odd, all in all.


In the courtyard of Castle Wossname...

Since help from the townspeople is highly unlikely at this point, Timothy goes the DIY route and looks for something useful in his present situation. Like a manual or something.

[Search roll: 3]

He finds a book on embroidering! Close enough, he guesses. Time for medicine!

[Telekinetic repair roll: 3]

Just as he is about to embroider like a true champion, he realizes he has no materials to perform this task with! And with the state these two are in, he will definitely need some.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2979 on: February 11, 2013, 06:20:54 am »

look around for a church or temple
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2980 on: February 11, 2013, 06:58:04 am »

((Holy crap I can't believe that worked.))

look around for a church or temple

And victims. I need more limbs.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2981 on: February 11, 2013, 07:28:45 am »

There will be a priest or somebody inside the church (they are defensible buildings, holy places aren’t left to fall into disuse often and there should be holy awesome loot like holy hand grenades.)
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2982 on: February 11, 2013, 07:34:57 am »

Also I can desecrate it for my goddess!

((No I have not learnt anything from my run-in with the celestial law.  :P))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2983 on: February 11, 2013, 07:50:42 am »

"Come on..."
Try to get in again, then try to bend the skeleton knee so is useable.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2984 on: February 11, 2013, 07:54:01 am »

I was going to pray for divine wepons but I expect we will turn to my god is better then yours when not in fights or avoiding death traps
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