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Reelya

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4050 on: May 14, 2018, 09:38:22 pm »
Quote from: deathpunch578 on May 14, 2018, 12:41:20 pm
we should start calling elbows nephews
because when they are on your legs they're called niece
Niece legs you got there.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4051 on: May 14, 2018, 09:58:17 pm »
Gneiss pun.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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« Reply #4052 on: May 14, 2018, 10:22:46 pm »
My nice neice né Nice makes knees of gneiss. Niece's niche is kneading gneiss knees for any needing gneiss knees.
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« Reply #4053 on: May 14, 2018, 10:31:32 pm »
What do you call a bunch of ravens nesting at the bottom of the Grand Canyon?

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« Reply #4054 on: May 22, 2018, 11:26:15 am »
I'm not sure where this should go, but it seems most fitting here.

Entirely my fault, this one.
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« Reply #4055 on: May 22, 2018, 01:24:19 pm »
*sigh* you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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« Reply #4056 on: May 23, 2018, 07:13:15 am »
Wait wait wait

*ahem*

That was Sin-ful.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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« Reply #4057 on: May 23, 2018, 02:39:58 pm »
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4058 on: May 23, 2018, 06:46:16 pm »
Quote from: Japa on May 11, 2018, 02:01:57 am
Quote from: Kagus on May 10, 2018, 02:53:51 pm
Quote from: Japa on May 10, 2018, 01:25:51 pm
It stands for that hoe over there.
Yeah, what he said. Listen to the married father of a young child on this one.

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« Reply #4059 on: May 24, 2018, 04:21:28 am »
Quote from: Bumber on May 22, 2018, 03:03:33 am
Quote from: Reelya on May 22, 2018, 12:27:38 am
My blood type is "B positive" which is at least, the least terrifying sounding blood type.
Why you no get A+? Very disappointed!


Quote from: Tawa on May 22, 2018, 11:26:15 am
I'm not sure where this should go, but it seems most fitting here.

Entirely my fault, this one.
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Explain?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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« Reply #4060 on: May 24, 2018, 04:28:39 am »
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house.

Meanwhile, there was a man who wanted to build a house out of 99 bricks. He went to the shop and said pwetty pwease, can I get 99 bwicks? and they said NO, YOU MUST PURCHASE BRICKS IN BOXES OF ONE HUNDERED. pwease? NO. plwease? NO.
So he bought 100 bricks, and he went home, and he built his house using 99 of them. Then, he took the final brock, and threw it behind him, as hard as he could.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
THUMP, crack, SQUACK!
A chicken with a brick lodged in it's skull.
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« Reply #4061 on: May 24, 2018, 04:41:33 am »
Quote from: Bumber on May 24, 2018, 04:21:28 am
Explain?

I had to google it myself, but Tidus of Zanarkand (which is named after the real city of Samarkand) is a character from Final Fantasy, that also has similar blonde hair. I don't know if anything else in the picture is relevant however, there could be more hints.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4062 on: May 24, 2018, 06:42:06 am »
Jechtson, seeing as his dad is Jecht.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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« Reply #4063 on: May 24, 2018, 07:44:01 am »
Quote from: hector13 on May 24, 2018, 06:42:06 am
Jechtson, seeing as his dad is Jecht.
That's the first thing I spotted, but I wasn't sure if it was the joke in all that mess. Not familiar enough with the game to know it appends "son" to names.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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« Reply #4064 on: May 24, 2018, 07:54:44 am »
The intended joke was the samarkand/zanarkand thing. the face was just my best attempt at recreating tidus with the ckii assets
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