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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 962016 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1845 on: January 26, 2013, 05:58:47 pm »

((My pleasure, hopefully my tenure will be longer than that of the previous applicant))
((Don't kill me. That's a good start.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1846 on: January 26, 2013, 06:04:26 pm »

((My pleasure, hopefully my tenure will be longer than that of the previous applicant))
((Don't kill me. That's a good start.))
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((I think actually doing your job as a protector is the easiest way to get killed. Mainly because doing your job involves killing almost everyone who gets near your charge, which basically means it's only a matter of time before you run out of fives.

Also, Royce is likely to become a creature you would do well to avoid. Mainly because I love genetic augments that break reality. So expect arms made of lightning acid or other things equally moronic and impossible. Tengo uno...))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1847 on: January 26, 2013, 06:38:37 pm »

((Well I know how to shoot death lasers form my eyes with 2 words so I doubt there will be any trouble, Also tamara could give me a weapon or some armour when/if she could spare the pool))
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So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1848 on: January 26, 2013, 06:43:14 pm »

I still find it funny that no one has double-crossed our little arcane smith yet. I mean, how easy would it be to kill her bodyguard, offer to be the new one, and just slaughter her once she uses all her pool on some new creation of war?

Or, skip all those steps, and just kill her with the demented creation she made for you.



All of the above are deplorable, but the point is to mindlessly slaughter everyone around you so you can become powerful enough to kill the guy wrecking the entire first floor.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1849 on: January 26, 2013, 06:45:27 pm »

I still find it funny that no one has double-crossed our little arcane smith yet. I mean, how easy would it be to kill her bodyguard, offer to be the new one, and just slaughter her once she uses all her pool on some new creation of war?

Or, skip all those steps, and just kill her with the demented creation she made for you.



All of the above are deplorable, but the point is to mindlessly slaughter everyone around you so you can become powerful enough to kill the guy wrecking the entire first floor.

THERE'S A REASON I NOW HAVE EIGHT POOL. IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE STAVES OF HELP EVERYONE AND KILL THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE FREE HEALTHCARE.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1850 on: January 26, 2013, 06:49:17 pm »

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I still find it funny that no one has double-crossed our little arcane smith yet. I mean, how easy would it be to kill her bodyguard, offer to be the new one, and just slaughter her once she uses all her pool on some new creation of war?

Or, skip all those steps, and just kill her with the demented creation she made for you.


All of the above are deplorable, but the point is to mindlessly slaughter everyone around you so you can become powerful enough to kill the guy wrecking the entire first floor.

((It's also stupid, as the person with 8 POOL will have enough left to turn any betrayers head into goo.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1851 on: January 26, 2013, 06:56:29 pm »

Like I said before.

FREE.
HEALTHCARE.


You don't even need insurance! Though, you might have to survive a bad Will roll...

It's FREE though.
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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1852 on: January 26, 2013, 06:58:14 pm »

But you have so many tasty points!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1853 on: January 26, 2013, 06:59:06 pm »

I still find it funny that no one has double-crossed our little arcane smith yet. I mean, how easy would it be to kill her bodyguard, offer to be the new one, and just slaughter her once she uses all her pool on some new creation of war?

Or, skip all those steps, and just kill her with the demented creation she made for you.



All of the above are deplorable, but the point is to mindlessly slaughter everyone around you so you can become powerful enough to kill the guy wrecking the entire first floor.

THERE'S A REASON I NOW HAVE EIGHT POOL. IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE STAVES OF HELP EVERYONE AND KILL THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE FREE HEALTHCARE.
Healthcare? I don't think turning someone's vertebrae into hand grenades is good for their health.



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I still find it funny that no one has double-crossed our little arcane smith yet. I mean, how easy would it be to kill her bodyguard, offer to be the new one, and just slaughter her once she uses all her pool on some new creation of war?

Or, skip all those steps, and just kill her with the demented creation she made for you.


All of the above are deplorable, but the point is to mindlessly slaughter everyone around you so you can become powerful enough to kill the guy wrecking the entire first floor.

((It's also stupid, as the person with 8 POOL will have enough left to turn any betrayers head into goo.))
You may take note that Tamara lacks any armor, so how would the amount of pool she has matter when she dies on the first strike? Which, might I add, is how most of these duels end.

Yes, I am aware she has kneepads made of mushroom. Oh how useful that would be in literally any conceivable situation. </sarcasm>



In summation, what, exactly, protects our young weaponsmith from any denizen of the Pit walking up to her with the pretense of a purchase and leaving eight souls more powerful on virtue of a whispered: "Rothon"?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1854 on: January 26, 2013, 07:12:57 pm »

I don't know how to make armor, and yes, I'm behind on the arms race.

It's like a demonic game of Grow.

WEAPONS: LV6
ARMOR: LV3
HEALTHCARE: DARK AGES
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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1855 on: January 26, 2013, 07:15:29 pm »

Don't worry, I've told you the words for a decent bodyguard, who can take on most anything!

Do you want the word for chest plate as well?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1856 on: January 26, 2013, 07:32:36 pm »

THERE'S A REASON I NOW HAVE EIGHT POOL. IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE STAVES OF HELP EVERYONE AND KILL THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE FREE HEALTHCARE.
((You mean help everyone who is still made from flesh and bone. And if you want a staff that can kill everyone, why not make a staff for human control? The word for human exist since someone summoned one in the past. Then people would have to make tattoos that turn them into giant bears made of metal and electricity to escape you.))

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1857 on: January 26, 2013, 07:37:15 pm »

Chestplate is donbel... i told everyone a few pages ago  :D
Helmet is...gonteli i think
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1858 on: January 26, 2013, 07:51:22 pm »

I still find it funny that no one has double-crossed our little arcane smith yet. I mean, how easy would it be to kill her bodyguard, offer to be the new one, and just slaughter her once she uses all her pool on some new creation of war?
Or, skip all those steps, and just kill her with the demented creation she made for you.

All of the above are deplorable, but the point is to mindlessly slaughter everyone around you so you can become powerful enough to kill the guy wrecking the entire first floor.
THERE'S A REASON I NOW HAVE EIGHT POOL. IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE STAVES OF HELP EVERYONE AND KILL THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE FREE HEALTHCARE.
Yeah, I'm not protesting Tamaracare.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1859 on: January 26, 2013, 07:53:40 pm »

..... I would thing those bodywear would be useless compared to an aura of steel
Or steel wall aura....
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