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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 961817 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2355 on: February 21, 2013, 03:09:03 pm »
Quote from: piecewise on February 21, 2013, 02:52:08 pm
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 21, 2013, 12:53:16 am
"~Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!~"

Moar science.

[pot:1+2]
[will:1]

A kitten drops onto your head.

"Well, if that isn't the most adorable magical fuck up I don't know what is."

I'd love to know what you were trying to do.



Thrakor shakes his head.  "Just stay on this level.  Let's go!"

Get inside the range of his halberd and break his kneecap with the mace.



Sucker, taking a polearm into a one-on-one duel.
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Quote from: syvarris on December 27, 2015, 08:03:03 pm
HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
Quote from: Hapah on November 04, 2015, 11:43:09 am
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2356 on: February 21, 2013, 03:18:59 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on February 21, 2013, 03:09:03 pm
Quote from: piecewise on February 21, 2013, 02:52:08 pm
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 21, 2013, 12:53:16 am
"~Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!~"

Moar science.

[pot:1+2]
[will:1]

A kitten drops onto your head.

"Well, if that isn't the most adorable magical fuck up I don't know what is."

I'd love to know what you were trying to do.

((I was hoping that Derm might get turned into a perfectly normal cat for fun in a completely nonlethal and nonthreatening manner. Needless to say, that didn't work, though for two ones rolled that went remarkably well.))

"~Aw, who-is-a-good-kitty? You-are! Youuuu-aaaare! I-believe-I-shall-name-youuuuu... what-is-an-expressive-name-oh-I-know... TOD-1...a! YES! Tod-1a!~"

Pick up and pet Tod-1a. Utilize powers of creation.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2013, 04:05:51 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2357 on: February 21, 2013, 04:01:49 pm »
Dammit.

Go north and try again.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2358 on: February 21, 2013, 04:25:27 pm »
"Not as poor as it might have gone. Do I need oxygen to live right now? Probably not."

Check if I need to breathe. If I do, Words A. If not, Words B.

((Being encased in nigh-unbreakable material isn't as bad as you might imagine if you think about it properly.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2359 on: February 21, 2013, 04:27:37 pm »
((Two words. Arcane Beam. Two more words. Stationary target.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2360 on: February 21, 2013, 04:29:06 pm »
Quote from: kisame12794 on February 21, 2013, 04:27:37 pm
((Two words. Arcane Beam. Two more words. Stationary target.))
((Diamond shield. I'm made of arcane energy.

Try again.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2361 on: February 21, 2013, 04:29:43 pm »
((Arcane affects arcane))
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2362 on: February 21, 2013, 05:03:00 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on February 21, 2013, 04:29:43 pm
((Arcane affects arcane))
((Why is there an element that makes any kind of defense pointless? Do I need a mirror, or something?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2363 on: February 21, 2013, 05:23:43 pm »
There is a defense which could make all weapons useless....

I died before I could use it...

Which wants tobknow how to put runes on other people?
Dorbaelo[/i ]………Whilst touching people..
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2364 on: February 21, 2013, 05:39:18 pm »
I WILL FEAST ON YOUR FLESH! Pounce on my prey like a jungle cat, then start biting into his neck.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2365 on: February 21, 2013, 06:02:01 pm »
Good luck melting to death!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2366 on: February 21, 2013, 06:04:59 pm »
Shh the sooner his ignorance kills him the sooner i csn draw upside down rabbits all over the arena
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Quote from: Toaster on July 19, 2014, 07:24:58 pm
Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

Quote from: piecewise on February 03, 2013, 12:28:41 am
And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2367 on: February 21, 2013, 06:59:42 pm »

"There we go. Much better."
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2368 on: February 21, 2013, 07:09:57 pm »
Activate the circle!

Hope nothing bad happens...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2369 on: February 21, 2013, 08:43:52 pm »
I'm totally interested in your rune activation.
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Quote from: syvarris on December 27, 2015, 08:03:03 pm
HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
Quote from: Hapah on November 04, 2015, 11:43:09 am
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.
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