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Gentlefish

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #285 on: January 14, 2013, 03:13:07 pm »

If I'm alive, crawl out of jet and find conveniently-placed minigun. Mow the horde down.

If I'm not,

Respawn with .50cal beretta sniper rifle and take out Blue 1. He killed my wife.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #286 on: January 14, 2013, 04:30:51 pm »

Help detonate the zombie's suicide vests using the various possible frequencies.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #287 on: January 14, 2013, 04:32:53 pm »

Shoot zombies.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #288 on: January 14, 2013, 06:30:19 pm »

Dual-wield Ubersaw and medigun. Uber self, use Ubersaw on self to charge Ubercharge, re-Uber self when Ubercharge ends, repeat. And that's why TF2 does not support dual-wielding.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #289 on: January 14, 2013, 10:39:34 pm »

HAVE DIRG WASTE TEN SECONDS IN PRISON. THEN RELEASE HIM BACK INTO THE BATTLE.

REQUEST A FIELD PROMOTION.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #290 on: January 15, 2013, 12:40:43 pm »

Commit untold atrocities upon the visiting hordes using the ultimate powers of
MINE TURTLE!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #291 on: January 17, 2013, 05:38:58 pm »

TURN 15
     279REDSv27BLUSv31ZEDS

Irony roasts marshmallows! (6) soon pretty much the entire redshirt army is sitting around roasting marshmallows.
Dirg tries the frequencies! (2) mmm.... Marshmallows...
Persus wants reinforcements! (4) a squad of greens are en route to give time for the blues to retreat
Scapheap crowbars zombies! (1) a zombie wrenches the crowbar out of his hands and smashes him with it.
Donuts finds equipment for Scapheap! (1) zombie Scapheap shoots him with the shotgun!
Kingfisher convinces high command to Exterminatus! (2) they say no.
Miauw drop-pods in! (3) he leaps out of the ship with a grav-chute.
Onyxjew uses grenades! (5) a fire team of blues are blasted
Pufferfish survives the crash! (5) he finds a minigun! Cool!
Doomblade helps test the frequencies! (2) he eats a roasted marshmallow
Tomio shoots zeds! (1) he shoots two reds!
GWG duel - wields! (5) sod TF2's views on duel wielding! Duel wielding FOREVAH!
 Corai makes Dirg go to prison! (3) his helpers walk off together, chatting and eating marshmallows. They had half of the paperwork, too.
Onyxjew uses Mineturtle! (2) I lied.

BLUE REACTION! (4+1)
Blue 1 heads off towards a first-aid post! (1) he collapses from bloodless.
Blue 6 tries to save his friend! (4) he patches him up briefly.
Blue 9 withdraws! (3) he runs for it
Blue 15 Heroically attempts to lead away the zeds! (6) he leads them over the hills and far away, at the expense of his own life.
Blue 16 provides covering fire for the retreating blues! (2) he gets distracted and joins Irony's marshmallow party.

BLUE RETREAT! (6) they all run far it! Off the planet! The battle for Gvatriz 3 has been won for the Reds!



EPILOGUE

after fierce fighting, the large infantry push of the Redshirt Army stormed the Blueshirt's fortifications. Despite initial betrayals and other setbacks, the defenders were worn down until their shattered remnants eventually fled. A unique breed of zombie, accidentally created by the invading forces, were to provide a constant thorn in the side of the re-occupation colonists, and constant sweeps had to be made for many decades to ensure that the hordes never reached too large a proportions. High Marshall Lukas Bigavig turned his attention, and forces, to the Santlos system, which had fallen to the Greenshirts in the previous wars...
- A history of later campaigns of the Second Galactic War.

And that is the end of the first mission! please deposit 15.99 for the full game
Score/leader board coming soon, followed by the next battle.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #292 on: January 17, 2013, 05:45:15 pm »

Heal everyone before scores can be calculated.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #293 on: January 17, 2013, 05:50:20 pm »

Respawn, Slow clap GM
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #294 on: January 17, 2013, 06:15:51 pm »

>Complain about not getting a game-breaker superweapon.

>Have the Komra Klones thank the GM for his perseverance.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #295 on: January 17, 2013, 06:49:21 pm »

"Hey Corai, just wanna say... I forgive ya for beating me up and trying to get me arrested. Anyways, I think a sing-a-long is starting over by the camp fire, so I'll catch ya later. " Pat Corai on the back leaving a 'kick me' sign before running off.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #296 on: January 17, 2013, 07:21:43 pm »

If possible to join:

EDIT: I do believe that i was ninja'd.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #297 on: January 17, 2013, 07:32:58 pm »

"I vould, but ze mission iz over. Vait for ze next von."
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #298 on: January 17, 2013, 08:04:34 pm »

SHOOPUS MAH WHOOPUS IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #299 on: January 17, 2013, 08:07:20 pm »

I hope I get the assists for the end. I mean, me and Irony essentially finished them off. Of course, the zombies are still a problem, but we still Won!

Ask commander for promotion since I was so instrumental.
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