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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 798639 times)

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1650 on: October 04, 2013, 06:49:45 am »

Dig out some shiny crap. Migrants love shiny crap.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1651 on: October 04, 2013, 07:12:05 am »

Dig out some shiny crap. Migrants love shiny crap.
Yes! Golden minecarts, please!
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1652 on: October 04, 2013, 07:26:09 am »

Dig out some shiny crap. Migrants love shiny crap.
So beatiful.
Yes! Golden minecarts, please!
Alright. I'll finish my turn and upload the save today. For real this time.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1653 on: October 04, 2013, 08:20:43 am »

I gave that beard a diamond, because I thought beards loved diamonds. She threw it away.

I gave that beard a gold minecart, because I thought beards loved gold minecarts. She pushed it into a lava pool.

So I unleashed the foulest legions of hell and gave that beard a bunker, because I thought beards loved not being torn to shreds by the kind of shit that makes your nightmares want to hide under the blankets with you.

She got torn to pieces ten paces away from it because she decided she wanted biscuits.

-A Dwarf Fortress Romance
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1654 on: October 04, 2013, 08:24:50 am »

Still a better love story than twilight. Never read it, nor did I watch a movie.

I reassigned some jobs to make the best use of the remaining survivors. Most are either farmers or masons now, because 1. that's what we need so we don't get torn apart by the next forgotten beast and 2. they don't have any other useful skills anyway. My unfinished golden temple now serves as Anima's unfinished tomb. If somebody ever dares to open the gates to the surface ever again he'll get to lay in Kat Asdug, our artifact gypsum coffin, which adorns with spikes of voidspawn bone. And it's yellow and looks like it's made out of gold too.
« Last Edit: October 04, 2013, 08:36:31 am by Yuli Vlasi »
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1655 on: October 04, 2013, 08:39:45 am »

I also disabled the farms closer to the surface. We are down to 38 dwarves now.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1656 on: October 04, 2013, 08:48:57 am »

Good news: All invaders either left or massacred themselves by now.

36.

Dwarves are throwing tantrums at each other.

I saw a kid having lunch at a table with a corpse on to of it.

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Ghosts are rising.

Winter is upon us. There was no dwarven caravan this year...
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1657 on: October 04, 2013, 09:01:15 am »

33.
32.
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We have serious problems.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1658 on: October 04, 2013, 09:14:44 am »

One of our spinners just started a mysterious construction.


This got to be interesting.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1659 on: October 04, 2013, 11:49:47 am »

Jesus, Yuli. I love you, man, you make everything exciting again.


Regarding Twilight: My wife talked me into going and seeing New Moon. Big mistake. Almost the entire movie was woodface-girl sitting and staring because her boyfriend left her. If I hocked a loogie into a petri dish and came back in a week, the resultant spread of single-celled organisms from my saliva via asexual reproduction would still be a better love story than Twilight.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1660 on: October 04, 2013, 12:43:56 pm »

Jesus, Yuli. I love you, man, you make everything exciting again.


Regarding Twilight: My wife talked me into going and seeing New Moon. Big mistake. Almost the entire movie was woodface-girl sitting and staring because her boyfriend left her. If I hocked a loogie into a petri dish and came back in a week, the resultant spread of single-celled organisms from my saliva via asexual reproduction would still be a better love story than Twilight.

You actually made me laugh. Thank you for that.

Alright, I checked our dwarves again, the only dorfs currently alive are Eoganachta, Squidman,, Fungin  II, Urist McDead, Tryrar and mine. I redorfed myself as a fisherdwarf. The artifact turned out to be a crown, nothing of interest.

Oh, and migrants arrived. The surface looks clear...
let them in.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1661 on: October 04, 2013, 12:51:23 pm »

Oh, and migrants arrived. The surface looks clear...
let them in.
Yeah, there is NO WAY this can end in horrible slaughter.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1662 on: October 04, 2013, 12:57:22 pm »

Looks like 'migrants' means 'one tanner' nowadays. Nah, more dudes keep showing up slowly.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1663 on: October 04, 2013, 01:08:03 pm »

People keep dying. We are at 22 now.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1664 on: October 04, 2013, 01:54:26 pm »

I notice Anima hasn't posted since the void god died.
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