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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15150 on: March 07, 2015, 01:18:27 am »

Oh, but I do.  It extends beyond just "I'm an american, so I deserve magically higher wages!", and sprawls into the territory of "I'm an american, the rest of the world is just my own personal walmart."  You know, the whole "Sweatshop labor? Who cares, as long as the price is cheap" thing, coupled with wars for oil, and other such fun things.  All the same clam-bake.

I was unaware that enjoying high buying power when trading with the 3rd world was an exclusively American trait.  I guess it must be that Europeans buy the exact same tube socks and iphone covers that are made in China but it doesn't count because they dont have as large a military?
I knew we spent all that money on defense for a reason.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15151 on: March 07, 2015, 02:38:45 am »

Oh, but I do.  It extends beyond just "I'm an american, so I deserve magically higher wages!", and sprawls into the territory of "I'm an american, the rest of the world is just my own personal walmart."  You know, the whole "Sweatshop labor? Who cares, as long as the price is cheap" thing, coupled with wars for oil, and other such fun things.  All the same clam-bake.

I was unaware that enjoying high buying power when trading with the 3rd world was an exclusively American trait.  I guess it must be that Europeans buy the exact same tube socks and iphone covers that are made in China but it doesn't count because they dont have as large a military?
I knew we spent all that money on defense for a reason.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15152 on: March 07, 2015, 05:46:41 am »

"Scots ruling England" already happened, and it ended up with the UK.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15153 on: March 07, 2015, 06:11:49 am »

Silly Scots have no idea how to take over a country.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15154 on: March 07, 2015, 07:09:46 am »

"Scots ruling England" already happened, and it ended up with the UK.

Yes, but that's only because James VI liked England better. That's why he ruled from England and his descendents all grew up English.
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« Reply #15155 on: March 07, 2015, 07:32:25 am »

Also Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are both Scottish.

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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15156 on: March 07, 2015, 08:04:00 am »

Also Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are both Scottish.

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It's just evidence that supports my conclusion that having a Scottish PM is no alternative to full political independence.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15157 on: March 07, 2015, 08:26:42 am »

David Cameron also has a somewhat Scottish name. Not that he's even somewhat Scottish.

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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15158 on: March 07, 2015, 10:33:42 am »

"Scots ruling England" already happened, and it ended up with the UK.

Yes, but that's only because James VI liked England better. That's why he ruled from England and his descendents all grew up English.
Obviously now we need an English king that will like Scotland better. For symmetry.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15159 on: March 07, 2015, 12:25:00 pm »

No no, they're BRITISH monarchs now. Because we're all in this together, eh? One big happy family.

Scotland is the uncle that wears skirts, England is the shrill aunt, Wales is the weird kid no one can understand, Ireland is the estranged son who sometimes comes for Christmas supper, and Northern Ireland is Irelands twin who stayed.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15160 on: March 07, 2015, 02:50:26 pm »

No no, they're BRITISH monarchs now. Because we're all in this together, eh? One big happy family.

Scotland is the uncle that wears skirts, England is the shrill aunt, Wales is the weird kid no one can understand, Ireland is the estranged son who sometimes comes for Christmas supper, and Northern Ireland is Irelands twin who stayed.

Northern Ireland also dyed his hair brown from red so he wouldn't look in any way like Ireland.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15161 on: March 07, 2015, 03:04:35 pm »

Does he also wear colored contact lenses?  Gingers tend to have crazy green eyes for some reason, that would look downright strange under a dyed brown mop.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15162 on: March 07, 2015, 09:07:05 pm »

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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #15164 on: March 08, 2015, 10:01:48 am »

If Scotland rules England, I can foresee the Thames foaming with blood.
When was the referendum hold, just a year ago? It's fun to see the English-men squirm trying to fool everyone at the same time and failing.
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