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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #540 on: April 01, 2013, 01:03:56 pm »


Well that was in poor taste.

Someone had to do it. I just took the burden upon myself to spare you gentlemen the shame.
No one had to do it.
It's April 1st, chaos is acceptable.
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #541 on: April 01, 2013, 01:09:32 pm »

No one had to do it.

Laugh and grow fat, my friend. Laugh and grow fat.

« Last Edit: April 01, 2013, 01:11:16 pm by Owlbread »
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #542 on: April 01, 2013, 01:09:49 pm »


Well that was in poor taste.

Someone had to do it. I just took the burden upon myself to spare you gentlemen the shame.
No one had to do it.
It's April 1st, chaos is acceptable.

you had me excited. shame on you. shaaaaaaaaaaaame.
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« Reply #543 on: April 01, 2013, 01:17:27 pm »

Seriously?

Reallllyyyy bad taste.
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #544 on: April 01, 2013, 01:21:20 pm »

I am ashamed of my actions.

In actual news though, things are still pretty quiet. The North is just reaffirming their commitment to the integration of nuclear weapons in their military.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21995224

The South is reaffirming the tough responses they would take to any Northern attack.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/0d6aab9e-9a88-11e2-b982-00144feabdc0.html#axzz2PF1OFc1m
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« Reply #545 on: April 01, 2013, 01:23:33 pm »

Seriously?

Reallllyyyy bad taste.

APRIL FOOLS! That makes it funny :D
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #546 on: April 01, 2013, 01:30:57 pm »

Every year I wonder what would have happened if the '9-11' attacks were the '4-1' attacks instead; super-extra chaos.

Is april fools an american thing?
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #548 on: April 01, 2013, 01:35:03 pm »

In my Elementary in CANADA the teachers used to stay by the front doors and shoot all the students with water guns.

IT IS FUNNY DON'T YOU GET IT!?! APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!
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« Reply #549 on: April 01, 2013, 01:37:14 pm »

In my Elementary in CANADA the teachers used to stay by the front doors and shoot all the students with water guns.

IT IS FUNNY DON'T YOU GET IT!?! APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!

That’s some sort of slavic tradition, I think.
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« Reply #550 on: April 01, 2013, 01:43:46 pm »

Come to think of it, we could probably solve all of North Korea's problems if they just went "April fools! ohh we were so planning this for years and just look at your face!" It would clearly be the most tactful and hillarious april fools joke ever... and would bring about world peace.
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« Reply #551 on: April 01, 2013, 01:50:42 pm »

We should get on the line to Mr. Kim right now. Damnit this might just work.
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« Reply #552 on: April 01, 2013, 01:52:38 pm »

Doing some soul searching I've realized that some part of me wants to see Kim jr bombed because while we're of an age, he became king of Best Korea just for being daddy's son, while I busted my ass in medical school for the dubious priviledge of working every day and pulling three allnighters a month for 1500€. I can't help but see him as some kind of jerk jock deserving a bloody nose.
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #553 on: April 01, 2013, 01:53:40 pm »

Doing some soul searching I've realized that some part of me wants to see Kim jr bombed because while we're of an age, he became king of Best Korea just for being daddy's son, while I busted my ass in medical school for the dubious priviledge of working every day and pulling three allnighters a month for 1500€. I can't help but see him as some kind of jerk jock deserving a bloody nose.

And... you know, he's a mass murderer, despotic ruler of a hellhole... all that stuff.
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #554 on: April 01, 2013, 02:15:30 pm »

Meh, bombing him aint likely to help the population. But it might annoy him.
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