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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1230 on: April 24, 2013, 03:59:51 pm »

North Korea a Week Ago: You want to try anything? We're the best country in the world! We will nuke you all!

North Korea Now: Shhh, nothing going on in poor North Korea. Not trying to nuke you all or anything.

Is this a step up or down in country maturity?
I've stated my answer. It makes me scared.
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1231 on: April 24, 2013, 04:14:23 pm »

... Is this going to happen?
What the hell?
DID THEY JUST TRICK US?
I think they tried ti trick us by being bombastic and stepping down.
BRB, going to make bomb shelter.
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1232 on: April 24, 2013, 05:22:42 pm »

NYC is covered with themem, (as in, there are ones on literally every block if you know where to look, and in most of the schools), and NYC is to far for the north to hit reliably, so I'm safe.


Sucks to be LA and California in general though. Don't worry, we'll build a memorial to your sacrifice.
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1233 on: April 24, 2013, 06:58:27 pm »

NYC is covered with themem, (as in, there are ones on literally every block if you know where to look, and in most of the schools), and NYC is to far for the north to hit reliably, so I'm safe.


Sucks to be LA and California in general though. Don't worry, we'll build a memorial to your sacrifice.
[Implying NK would have a snowball's chance in hell pulling off what WW2 Japan couldn't]
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1234 on: April 24, 2013, 07:00:37 pm »

NK would probably grateful if we gave them an indigenous plant they could that grew despite, well, anything.
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1235 on: April 24, 2013, 07:10:06 pm »

NK would probably grateful if we gave them an indigenous plant they could that grew despite, well, anything.
Apparently, it's edible, too. How's about that?
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1236 on: April 24, 2013, 07:12:02 pm »

NK would probably grateful if we gave them an indigenous plant they could that grew despite, well, anything.
NK would still mess it up.  Not even kudzu could survive politics at it's finest.
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1237 on: April 24, 2013, 07:14:09 pm »

NK would probably grateful if we gave them an indigenous plant they could that grew despite, well, anything.
That wouldn't actually happen. Kudzu doesn't grow out of control in its native environment, which Korea is similar enough to.
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1238 on: April 24, 2013, 07:18:44 pm »

North Korea is also well-known for its legalization of cannabis.

Who wants to blaze it with some pot-and-kudzu salad?
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1239 on: April 24, 2013, 07:20:47 pm »

Fact: Not even plants that grow out of control grow in North Korea. Why you may ask? Because they follow the government timetable for growth, bourgeois scumlord.
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1240 on: April 24, 2013, 07:22:40 pm »

NK would probably grateful if we gave them an indigenous plant they could that grew despite, well, anything.
That wouldn't actually happen. Kudzu doesn't grow out of control in its native environment, which Korea is similar enough to.
Hm... Do we have a plant here that would grow like Amerikudzu in the North Korean environment?
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1241 on: April 24, 2013, 07:24:20 pm »

NK would probably grateful if we gave them an indigenous plant they could that grew despite, well, anything.
That wouldn't actually happen. Kudzu doesn't grow out of control in its native environment, which Korea is similar enough to.
Hm... Do we have a plant here that would grow like Amerikudzu in the North Korean environment?
Purple loosestrife seems to do that everywhere.
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1242 on: April 24, 2013, 07:26:44 pm »

Ooh, how about dandelions? Those things are obnoxious.
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1243 on: April 24, 2013, 07:29:36 pm »

Ooh, how about dandelions? Those things are obnoxious.
I'm sure those are nutritious, but perhaps dropping massive amounts of dandelion seeds on North Korea would cause more problems then they help (North Korea: "THIS IS A DECLARATION OF PLANT-WAR. WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE FRUIT TREES, ON OUR GARDENS, IN OUR GREENHOUSES.").
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Re: North Korea Begs Mongolia For Food [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1244 on: April 25, 2013, 12:56:14 am »

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