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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1515 on: May 06, 2013, 02:01:48 pm »

No threats from North Korea recently. Also, check this out.
That isn't so much "no threats" as "fewer threats then statistically average".
They're just charging up their Megathreat cannon.
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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1516 on: May 06, 2013, 03:05:58 pm »

No threats from North Korea recently. Also, check this out.
That isn't so much "no threats" as "fewer threats then statistically average".
They're just charging up their Megathreat cannon.
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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1517 on: May 06, 2013, 03:19:46 pm »

No threats from North Korea recently. Also, check this out.
That isn't so much "no threats" as "fewer threats then statistically average".
They're just charging up their Megathreat cannon.
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE THREATENING

UOOO NUOOOOOOO- *is drowned out by massive amounts of propeganda and threats*
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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1518 on: May 06, 2013, 04:20:10 pm »

So somewhat on topic I suppose, a friend of mine bought North Korean Snake Liquor, at a presentation of different embassies here. As in Whiskey with a snake inside of it. It's surprisingly good, 60% alcohol, but it goes down smooooth.
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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1519 on: May 06, 2013, 07:00:01 pm »

So somewhat on topic I suppose, a friend of mine bought North Korean Snake Liquor, at a presentation of different embassies here. As in Whiskey with a snake inside of it. It's surprisingly good, 60% alcohol, but it goes down smooooth.
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There was one guy who bought a bottle of the stuff in South Korea. For years the snake survived by breathing through the cork. When he opened the bottle, the cobra was not amused.

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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1520 on: May 06, 2013, 07:21:53 pm »

I take it the snake was a mean drunk?

Does alcohol even affect snakes?

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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1521 on: May 06, 2013, 07:28:28 pm »

I'm pretty sure alcohol has an effect on most animals. Bees can get drunk, I know that much.
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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1522 on: May 06, 2013, 07:36:17 pm »

I'm pretty sure alcohol has an effect on most animals. Bees can get drunk, I know that much.
It's certainly not pleasant when you swallow them.
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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1523 on: May 06, 2013, 07:38:15 pm »

A common gardener's defence against slugs is to leave a bowl of beer out where you expect them to be. They get attracted to the sugars, drink up, get drunk and fall into a worthy death.

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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1524 on: May 06, 2013, 07:40:01 pm »

Or you could put down a line of salt. But then something/someone might think it's cocaine and snort it.
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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1525 on: May 06, 2013, 07:41:05 pm »

Or you could put down a line of salt. But then something/someone might think it's cocaine and snort it.
Which is more ethical:
Death by horrible chemical melting, or death by awesome boozes?

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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1526 on: May 06, 2013, 07:42:13 pm »

Well, I'm pretty sure slugs are below the legal drinking age.
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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1528 on: May 07, 2013, 02:36:23 am »

Also, check this out.
That -NK telling their people that the whole world is undergoing a serious food shortage, and not just them- is pretty amusing. We don't have any food shortages. We keep giving them food, and we have an obesity problem that a lot of starving villagers would kill to have.
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Re: North Korea Sends US Citizen To Death Camp [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #1529 on: May 07, 2013, 02:54:17 am »

Also, check this out.
That -NK telling their people that the whole world is undergoing a serious food shortage, and not just them- is pretty amusing. We don't have any food shortages. We keep giving them food, and we have an obesity problem that a lot of starving villagers would kill to have.

Actually, half of the world has food shortages because the other half hoards it and isn't willing to share for free :P
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