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[Rose]

Un-The-Hutt?

[Lagslayer]

Kim-Jong 'Ungry
Kim-Chi
Kimichanga
K'mpek (if you don't have to look it up, you get a cookie)

[MaximumZero]

Of all of Kimbo Slice's nicknames, I like Lil' Kim the best.

[Skyrunner]

Poor Jang Sung-taek: It seems that he was basically a scapegoat for North Korea's recent series of economical failures, plus he was a sort of warning shot to anyone who might want to stage a coup.

The Korean media is saying that judging by his many bruises, he was probably tortured until he admitted that he wanted to stage a coup. Logically, if he actually was going to do so, he would have either committed suicide or admit EVERYTHING (including things Kim wouldn't want people to hear) or pull off a last-ditch effort. Plus, the relatively stable state of the current Kim rule is obviously not the best environment to attempt a coup in.

[MonkeyHead]

Kim Jong Yum

[Elephant Parade]

Kim-Jong Dunce

[Guardian G.I.]

Kim the Third (or Kim III)

[Loud Whispers]

Kim-Got Un Nuke

[tahujdt]

Kim-Possible Jong Un-stoppable.

[Loud Whispers]

Kim-Possible Jong Un-stoppable.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kill me

[IronyOwl]

Poor Jang Sung-taek: It seems that he was basically a scapegoat for North Korea's recent series of economical failures, plus he was a sort of warning shot to anyone who might want to stage a coup.

The Korean media is saying that judging by his many bruises, he was probably tortured until he admitted that he wanted to stage a coup. Logically, if he actually was going to do so, he would have either committed suicide or admit EVERYTHING (including things Kim wouldn't want people to hear) or pull off a last-ditch effort. Plus, the relatively stable state of the current Kim rule is obviously not the best environment to attempt a coup in.

Plus they supposedly noticed all his treachery well in advance and kept telling him to stop it, which he didn't. Even for an insular despotic oligarchy, I'm thinking he'd have adjusted his strategies somewhat when everyone he was plotting against kept openly telling him to cut it out.

Kim-Possible Jong Un-stoppable.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kill me

Gloriously thin leader has experienced minor and unmeaningful setbacks, due to the criminal and unforgivable capitalistic interference with the people's entirely unified and singular desire to see their leader gain rightful and just narrowness for all the Korean people.

[misko27]

Kardashian-Jong Un

[MaximumZero]

Kim-Possible Jong Un-stoppable.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kill me

You going to do Kimbo Slice, too? That would also be suitably hilarious.

[Yannanth]

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[Cthulhu]

Yung-K and the Northern Breez