Masterwork / Succubi
Had four flourishing years in a scorching desert. Beginning was hard, because there were no trees at all, and no other sources of fuel. But than an elven ambush appeared, in best desert-warrior-fashion popping up from nowhere in the middle of the sand. Unfortunally for them the guys who triggered this were goblin merchants who whipped their elven asses till kingdom came. But by doing this, they lost some... personal responsible for the goods. And after the elves where gone, the goblins decided to regroup somewhere else, leaving me with six death elf blade-dancers clad in mirthil armor, wielding moonsilver swords and a wagon full of wood and stealoak-acrons... This stuff grows like hell, even in a scorching desert.
Needless to say, the next four years went very well for these succubi. No ambushers, wealthy caravans, some great hunters who provided the fortress with a neverending supply of bones and meat. And a four-woman military eqipped with mirthil corsages and moonsilver blade whips.
What I didn't take into account was that my "Lady of pain" (chief military cubus) was a "Lord of Pain" (wonder how he did wear his corsett), one of... three males in the 80 succubus fortress. That lucky guy made friend with every single succubus. What doesn't sound this bad...
At the end of the fifth year the elven decided to do a massive ambush-assault, spawing four ambushes while the goblin caravan moved in. Okay, half of them decided to move through the "suspicious hall of green statues of killed elves with those interesting slits everywhere" and didn't came out (or when they did, they didn't bring all their limbs with them), but the others had a force of angry war-unicorn with them. Five of these horned ponys got kicked to death by my only male-cauchemar, but there were still much elves and war-beasts left. While the Whip-Dames (succubi with whips) performed pretty well and out-danced many blade-dancers, the Lord of Pain turned out to be a retard-fighter. Luckily for him, his report got censored by dwarf fortress (no recent reports), but he didn't yield any kills I'm afraid of.
So... elves dispatched, some in cages for later amusement, I was like "wow". The losses were pretty low at my side. Okay, some civibus took serious damage, but nothing deathly. So my only loss was the Lord of Pain. Correctly: that guy, who was friend with every single female in that fortress. Guess what happen right now: "We don't need elves, we can' kill ourselves pretty well without help form outside" *sigh*