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Author Topic: The Forgotten Art: Approaching the Nexus  (Read 256103 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« Reply #2340 on: July 21, 2014, 04:54:47 pm »

"My source told me there was something here related to all those strange things happening in the city lately. They called it a 'leyline'. Now, I didn't know whether or not to believe them, but a claim such as this surely needed investigating, don't you think? So when I saw those people, I thought I could perhaps gain some more information out of spying on them."

"Why were you investigating it?"
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« Reply #2341 on: July 22, 2014, 06:13:43 pm »

Dave, though only vaguely aware of the true potential of the spell he is about to cast, begins channeling his mighty power once more - it is a bit of a drag to need to wait before unleashing massive power upon the unsuspecting, but what can you do?

In fact, he finds it a legitimate question. Thinking on the matter, he dares say there isn't really anything he can do about it, at least not until he gets some more magical power. He could maybe get some kind of music to set the mood, or maybe some form of- wait, why is his pig-leg squealing? What's the... oh, that underwear master sure seems to be coming his way fast. Look at it go, leaping over the rivers in single bounds, punching mold horses out of the way! Were it not coming to murder Dave incredibly hard from the looks of it, the sight of it would be almost admirable!

* * * * *

Finding a bar to be a sensible second choice after magical booze attraction, THE DUNKER goes along with Nigel's plan. And thus the three quickly head down the stairs and out the back entrance, walking out into the streets and off to the location of Nigel's choice, which just so happens to be a bar by the name of the Malloy-McCoy, as the man explains on the way. It's definitely not the seediest establishment around, and appears to be sorely lacking in any credentials or, indeed, any sort of signage. Indeed, it just looks like somebody's townhouse, although there are a few people drinking on the porch. As the group approaches, they - a very young woman who may in fact actually be a teenage girl with an empty glass in her hand and a very hairy teenage boy with horrendous cystic acne - wave immediately.

"Nigel in the house!" the girl says, laughing.

"Bringin' in the whales as usual!" the boy adds.

"Cheeky fucks," Nigel mutters as they walk inside, where they are met by a first floor evidently undergoing renovation, judging by all the knocked-down walls and debris lying about. An impromptu bar appears to have been set up in the middle of the floor out of cinderblocks only barely covered up by particle board. Behind it stands a very shaggy, small individual wearing a welder's mask and mixing a mean drink for a nearby woman in her twenties. A whole lot of ratty couches line the walls, populated by a friendly-looking, rather varied crowd, all of who seem to fairly young people.

The three walk up to the bar and sit down on what are probably stolen barstools - after mixing the drink for the woman, the bartender turns to the three newcomers.

"Nigel. Who are your two new friends?" he asks, sounding very much like an upper class Londoner with a basso voice.

"The girl is Joanie."

"Hey."

"And the other guy is... fuck if I know. Who are you, anyway?" Nigel asks of THE DUNKER.

"And more importantly, what will you have to drink?" the bartender adds.

* * * * *

Being on the giving side of exposition is quite a pleasant experience for Larry, and he provides it very freely. After all, the Oldthinker's kind of a cool guy.

"This is what the fat guy gave me; just stare into it and the spells go in your head.  Give it a crack if you like," he says, handing him his binder. The Oldthinker looks at it carefully, putting the mag he had on the floor.

"Huh," he says, leafing through it. "It'th like thome kind of connecting thing. With a relay on the way. Cool. Putth thpellth in your head, huh? Well, I'm not gonna meth with it, jutht in cathe. I've been known to break thethe thingth," he explains, handing it back to Larry. Just then, the angel that brought him here returns, followed by a strange creature - a vaguely humanoid shape, made entirely out of buzzing bees. Its surface undulates as the bees move about, and Larry kind of wonders if it has anything other than bees in it, like a skeleton or something. There is a beehive-ish look to some of the torso, Larry guesses.

"Hey, look who's up!" the angel triumphantly declares.

"I have no idea how you do that," the Oldthinker replies, and the creature's monotonous buzz grows in intensity for a moment. All these bees make Larry a bit nervous, in all honesty. He's not allergic or anything, of course, but still.

"It's all in the- hey, hats!" the angel says, picking up a fine chapeau from the pile and offering it to her bee friend, who immediately puts it on, looking a little comical as the bees struggle to hold its weight uniformly, causing it to shake a little as the creature moves around. "And smut! You put all this here, Larry?" she asks, moving over to examine the gentlemen's literature on the ground.
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« Reply #2342 on: July 22, 2014, 06:42:28 pm »

I'm The DUNKER. Don't ask, let's just say that substituting cocaine with ground-up peanuts is a bad idea.
I'll have ... what do you have that I could drink?
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« Reply #2343 on: July 22, 2014, 06:59:57 pm »

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« Reply #2344 on: July 22, 2014, 10:55:33 pm »

Larry nodded.  "Did Cal mention the magic I had?  That's a couple things I can do, yeah.  Help yourself," he said, gesturing to the piles.  "Chick who started with us could swankify them, but I haven't seen her for a while."
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« Reply #2345 on: July 23, 2014, 06:17:44 am »

I'm The DUNKER. Don't ask, let's just say that substituting cocaine with ground-up peanuts is a bad idea.
I'll have ... what do you have that I could drink?


"It works like this, basically - you make a request. I check if I have the appropriate beverages and supplies to make it. If not, I put in a call to Malloy, who puts in a call to McCoy, and it'll be here from tomorrow at the very latest and within the hour at the earliest. In the meantime, I make you some roughly similar, though no less sophisticated counteroffers."

"On that note, the usual for me."

"Understood. And for the lady?"

"Er, I dunno. Some wine?"

"Any preferences?"

"Whatever's on hand, I guess. Put some ice in it."

"And you, Mr. Dunker?"

Larry nodded.  "Did Cal mention the magic I had?  That's a couple things I can do, yeah.  Help yourself," he said, gesturing to the piles.  "Chick who started with us could swankify them, but I haven't seen her for a while."

"Thwankify? Ith that even a word?"

"One of those modern ones. It basically means 'pimp out'."

"Oh! I thee."

"And yeah, Cal's talking about his two 'wards' all the time. It's his first job of that sort, and I hear he's halfway screwed it up already. Kind of tragic, really," the angel says, still looking around the pile intently. She sits down, followed by the bee creature, and begins rooting through it, occasionally examining a promising mag, then putting it aside. One in particular she seems to be interested in - it doesn't even look like it has any pictures on the cover, it's just a whole lot of red with some hardly visible golden lettering. "Heh. You've got the Red issue here."
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« Reply #2346 on: July 23, 2014, 06:24:03 am »

Anything that has a pastry-related name.
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« Reply #2347 on: July 23, 2014, 06:26:59 am »

Anything that has a pastry-related name.

"Oh, like a Dropped Croissant?"
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« Reply #2348 on: July 23, 2014, 06:38:15 am »

That's good.
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« Reply #2349 on: July 23, 2014, 06:58:53 am »

That's good.

The bartender quickly provides you with three quarters of a pint of wine, into which he drops a croissant. He provides some of the same wine (with ice) to Joanie, and some sort of fruity drink that includes whiskey in it to Nigel.
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Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« Reply #2350 on: July 23, 2014, 07:10:06 am »

"My source told me there was something here related to all those strange things happening in the city lately. They called it a 'leyline'. Now, I didn't know whether or not to believe them, but a claim such as this surely needed investigating, don't you think? So when I saw those people, I thought I could perhaps gain some more information out of spying on them."

"Why were you investigating it?"
"Because... it might be related to all those strange thongs happening around the city lately? That sounds like a good enough reason to investigate to me." Eta repeated herself, kinda confused from the question, given that she had already answered it.

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« Reply #2351 on: July 23, 2014, 07:43:32 am »

"Ah well, it probably wasn't all that important anyway. Let's check the administration next, shall we?"

Give this room one more quick look for clues/valuables. Then go to the administration room and scour that place for clues/information/valuables
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« Reply #2352 on: July 23, 2014, 07:52:36 am »

"Because... it might be related to all those strange thongs happening around the city lately? That sounds like a good enough reason to investigate to me." Eta repeated herself, kinda confused from the question, given that she had already answered it.

"Yes, I suppose we've established that already. Follow me."
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« Reply #2353 on: July 23, 2014, 07:59:11 am »

((I like how everyone with magic treats all this insanity extremely casually.  "Oh hey, you found a guy that shoots canned goods and watermelons?  Have a drink!" and "Oh look, I'm suddenly in a house floating above Saturn.  Think I'll show off my hat and smut tricks!"))

"So where is Cal, anyway?  Didn't realize he was new, heh.  Did a good job saving us from a mafia bean."  He frowns for a second.  "Did he ever say what was up with the other guy?  He's got this huge boner for potatoes all of a sudden."


"Because... it might be related to all those strange thongs happening around the city lately?Eta

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« Reply #2354 on: July 23, 2014, 08:27:20 am »

"So where is Cal, anyway?  Didn't realize he was new, heh.  Did a good job saving us from a mafia bean."  He frowns for a second.  "Did he ever say what was up with the other guy?  He's got this huge boner for potatoes all of a sudden."

"Probably still catching up with the others. Don't worry, if he needs anything, he knows where to find you."

"He'th not new, though, thrictly thpeaking. Been around longer than me."

"Yeah, he's just not had much experience with mortal dealings. He's been more of the party type. And I don't mean the Phinny type of party, but the general kind. He's trying to be all serious now, though. Responsible. That kind of thing."

"Too bad it'th not working out well, though."

The bee guy buzzes sadly, though you're not sure how he manages such a thing.

"Yeah, the dude who's not you he's completely lost track of, apparently. Drives him up the wall. Been hearing that the dude was stirring up trouble on the Moon, too. With a demon."

"Shame they get mickthed up in buthineth like that."

"Well, it's his choice. You know how it is."

For a moment, the room goes quiet, only the buzzing of the bee guy and a bubbling from the kitchen preventing total silence.

"But damn if that's not a downer topic. Now come on, Beagle, help me find the issue," the angel lady says, and the bee guy buzzes questioningly. "You know, the issue," she says, and Beagle begins to help her.
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