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Author Topic: The Forgotten Art: Approaching the Nexus  (Read 256193 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« Reply #3045 on: November 18, 2014, 01:08:29 pm »

"Hmm... sure.  Hey, have you considered railings in here?"

"I did, but then I realized they'd mess with the aesthetic too much. It's perfectly safe already as long as you know where you're going and don't slip on anything, so I figured why bother, right? As soon as I get proper lighting in here it should be no problem at all, even if there actually aren't any glowing crystals among the ores here."

"It's quite fine, as you say. I think I'm making good progress with my alcoholism, at any rate. And none of my friends dissapeared today, which is some kind of progress, at least. Quite a good day, indeed."

"At least you're getting something done. Me, I procrastinated the entire previous day waiting for someone to call me and do wizard business with. But no, only person who called me was Nate, and he just asked me if I was doing any work on the leyline yet. God, was that embarrassing to lie my way out of. Fucking magical research, can't get the hang of it at all. And I'm not much of a people person, either, and I've got no friends. Most of the people I gave magic to I haven't seen since, and my secretary's the only exception, and even that I think is mostly because he works ten meters away from me. It's almost like I'm back exactly where I started," Mr. Pilton says morosely before cracking a smile again. "But that was yesterday! I told myself that this day would be entirely different. Today I would get shit done. A lot of it, too. And I told myself exactly that ten whole times last night, so I knew I meant it, too. And now here we are. Good start, I'd say."

I should really find him and thank him sometime soon. Assuming nothing horrible has happened to him.
Eta closed the folder a bit more quickly than she would had liked.
But for now, best to find a place to stash these things. And get a notebook.
"No, sorry, nothing besides Joanie's phone number, that's all I have. So, I've told you what I know. Will you tell me what happened now?"

"Yes," Little Tay says. "Lobby and back room were messed up very badly. Also, three people were killed. But now we are on the path to solving the problem. I know who this Joanie is, and the man I suspect I can find from what I now know."

"Well. This wasfar less informative than I had hoped. Mind letting me out so I can have an equally uninformative conversation with God?

~Sure! Sorry I couldn't help much, dude.~

You are now back in the presence of God. It seems faintly amused about something.
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Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« Reply #3046 on: November 18, 2014, 01:21:48 pm »

"Any ideas on the light?  That glowangel works pretty well."
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« Reply #3047 on: November 18, 2014, 01:56:49 pm »

Hang on with the smiting a second, Pete.

Whoever you are, what's the route to the top of this place?
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Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« Reply #3048 on: November 18, 2014, 03:00:00 pm »

"Any ideas on the light?  That glowangel works pretty well."

"Well, yeah, I was considering ripping this angel into little chunks and just scattering them in places, but then there's the problem of the glow running out, and also that it's kind of a jerk thing to do to an angel. You got anything that makes light? Or even anything flammable? Or heck, maybe you know some electricians or something? I'd try anything at this point."

Hang on with the smiting a second, Pete.

Whoever you are, what's the route to the top of this place?


"Very well! A second it is!" Pete says, and the woman stops, looking at you curiously.

"Uh... the stairs?" she says, looking around for a moment.

[Pie finesse roll: 4]
[BL's body roll: 6-->2]

Though she is a little distracted, she is surprisingly able to intercept a rather well-aimed pie shooting straight at her face plate-first, separating it from its plate in the same move. The pie flies off, quickly losing cohesion without the plate holding it together, falling apart mid-air. Meanwhile, the lady seems to be experiencing slight pain in her fingers from capturing a rapidly flying object. She doesn't bother to say anything before starting a quick run up the stairs.
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« Reply #3049 on: November 18, 2014, 03:01:05 pm »

"People you gave magic to, you say? So you can give magic? Do you know a mister Lee or a mister Menkau, by any chance? Also, pray tell, what is it that you're planning to do today?"
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« Reply #3050 on: November 18, 2014, 03:05:51 pm »

"Any ideas on the light?  That glowangel works pretty well."

"Well, yeah, I was considering ripping this angel into little chunks and just scattering them in places, but then there's the problem of the glow running out, and also that it's kind of a jerk thing to do to an angel. You got anything that makes light? Or even anything flammable? Or heck, maybe you know some electricians or something? I'd try anything at this point."

"Can't say I do, really.  Mostly angel magic.  And hats.  And divine porn.  Some of it will set mortals on fire if they so much as look at it?"
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« Reply #3051 on: November 18, 2014, 03:16:25 pm »

Okay, thanks. Feel free to smite if you want, Pete, but let's keep going up and in. There should be a centre to this place at some point.

Proceed up the stairs! Does my leyline sense pick anything up? If so, head in that direction.
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« Reply #3052 on: November 18, 2014, 04:35:44 pm »

"Yo God? Do you know anything about other gods? Maybe Capital "G" god? Anyway about those holy quests?"

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« Reply #3053 on: November 18, 2014, 09:28:14 pm »

((The Potato God is a quite understanding and genial chap, really.))

((I pick gods well, eh))

((Anyway, I’m a bit pressed for time right now so will try to edit in an action later tonight))
((This is an awesome read))
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« Reply #3054 on: November 19, 2014, 07:15:36 am »

"People you gave magic to, you say? So you can give magic? Do you know a mister Lee or a mister Menkau, by any chance? Also, pray tell, what is it that you're planning to do today?"

"I'll admit I haven't thought very much about what I'm going to do today, but it's going to be something at least. Maybe get access to a new leyline? Could use some of that extra power, you know. Or maybe just look for something interesting to do in town. With how many wizards seem to be running around, shouldn't take long, right?"

He sits there for a moment, looking at you enthusiastically before recalling that you asked something more. Or, rather, you repeat the questions to him when it seems like he's blanked on the other ones.

"Oh, Mr. Lee? I do know him. We're kind of like magical Illuminati buddies, except we're not actually buddies, and he's technically not an Illuminatus, even if his wife would send him to the couple of meetups we had. Kind of a cool guy. Heard his neighborhood blew up, though. Is he okay? Did he get mixed in with some shady types? I told him not to go looking for prospective apprentices in the Lower Esplanade."

You wonder if asking a person three questions at once is worse conversational etiquette than refusing to answer more than one at a time.

"Can't say I do, really.  Mostly angel magic.  And hats.  And divine porn.  Some of it will set mortals on fire if they so much as look at it?"

"Hm... how exactly do they get set on fire? Explosively, with a slow burn, some other way? Might be a way there. Plus, you know, divine porn. Mind conjuring some up, maybe? For science and all that."

Okay, thanks. Feel free to smite if you want, Pete, but let's keep going up and in. There should be a centre to this place at some point.

Proceed up the stairs! Does my leyline sense pick anything up? If so, head in that direction.

"And smite I shall!" Pete says, glad at your approval even if not strictly in need of it. Together you head up the stairs, and you immediately pick up the leyline - it's upstairs, not at the very top, but somewhere on the... well, one of the top floors. You draw closer and closer, and finally reach the fourth floor, where you're pretty sure the leyline has to be - wasting no time, you head right in, coming inside a hallway, confined and strongly strawberry-scented, seemingly leading to a floor full of offices.

In the middle of this hallway stands a man. He is well-built, rather handsome, highly muscular and with intense eyes. He is entirely shirtless, but wearing a pair of what look like fire-resistant pants along with boots and suspenders, plus a fireman's hat. There's an oiled look to him, and in his right hand he appears to be holding a rather respectable, 40 centimeter matte blade that is entirely colored red and white in a swirly pattern. In addition, he is glowing rather intensely, and not in the metaphorical way, either, and also appears to be either shivering or vibrating constantly.

As soon as he sees you, which is practically immediately, a burst of gibberish escapes his lips, which move almost too quickly to perceive, and in a flash his blade is thrust forward in what looks like a fencing stance. Next to him stands the woman, looking quite worried.

"Uh, sirs, you may feel that you have the right to enter this building with impunity, but I would advise that you turn back and leave," she says. "For your own safety," she then adds, actually sounding rather concerned. Hungry Pete looks at you, raising an eyebrow.

"Yo God? Do you know anything about other gods? Maybe Capital "G" god? Anyway about those holy quests?"

"Yeah, dude. I know a bunch of things about both of those. But I agree, holy quests come first. Well, 'holy' is kind of a pretentious term to apply to it, on reflection. Let's call them plane quests instead, okay? Your plane quest so far was to make me a fun planet with your magical powers, and you did sort of do that, but not in a really satisfying way, I guess, considering that it's more of a moon and that it keeps plopping in and out of here. I'd say keep at it, maybe start a little smaller? In any case, let's pretty this place up. I'll do the moving and shaking, you do the magicking and making. Let's go crazy, eh?"
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Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« Reply #3055 on: November 19, 2014, 07:30:35 am »

Well, before I do anything else, what's up with him? No need to wield a candy cane pattern sword at me in such a manner. What magical stuff are you packing, sir?
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« Reply #3056 on: November 19, 2014, 07:48:10 am »

Well, before I do anything else, what's up with him? No need to wield a candy cane pattern sword at me in such a manner. What magical stuff are you packing, sir?

"I think he was sum-" the woman begins, but the man jerks his head her way, and in the very same movement plunges the blade straight through her head, the blade practically blasting its way in through one side and then out the other in an altogether more messy fashion along with fragments of bone and brain. The woman's eyes go wide and her stare becomes glassy, her mouth hanging open as blood starts trickling out of it. Then the man pulls the blade out, letting her body tumble to the ground. A sound like a chainsaw plays out of his half-open mouth as his expression suddenly and near-instantly twists to a more manic one. His blade still appears to have chunks of the woman's brain on it.
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« Reply #3057 on: November 19, 2014, 07:58:51 am »

Hmm. Pete, think you can beat this guy with my help? Assessing our options.
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« Reply #3058 on: November 19, 2014, 08:42:29 am »

Hmm. Pete, think you can beat this guy with my help? Assessing our options.

"I am a firm believer in empirical reasoning with faith bridging the gaps in knowledge. And since we know little other than that he's a glowing sped-up murderer, my faith tells me we will persevere!"

The man doesn't seem to have liked that description, and advances a step in a flash, waving the blade menacingly while his entire body appears to very rapidly twitch.
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« Reply #3059 on: November 19, 2014, 08:50:40 am »

Hmm. Well, I am a believer in prudence and donuts. Therefore, I believe it would be prudent for us to retreat from this man for the moment so I may consult my donuts. If I still have any left. I think I do.

Retreat a bit, until Psychopathic Flash is out of view. Then eat a donut if I have any left. Ask the voice nicely for spells that involve entangling things or slowing stuff down.

((Even though I haven't yet encountered those types of spells and thus can't exclusively focus on them, I figured he might try asking the voice even though it's probably futile.))
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