Arise gloriously out of the ether
(4) You encounter an interdimensional demon and are punted out of the ether.
Fire the Great Cannon of Hell killing again. At the actual target this time. I.E. Hell.
If it works, give minion a raise.
I suppose it worked?
Fire the Great Cannon of Hell killing again. At the actual target this time. I.E. Hell.
(4) You forgot your map to hell, so you just fire it at the ground instead, creating a huge crater.
Spawn as Rasputinator MK2000
(4) You spawn in as Rasputin!
Get 'Rogue of the Void' upgrade
(1) You get the Rogue Void upgrade. This upgrade causes you to be swallowed by a rogue void that won't let you go. From your place in the void you are completely impervious. You see a guy with a pickaxe falling nearby. Then some sort of accountant appears. Better hope he isn't the IRS!
Stop people from destroying Hell. I apparently like it here.
(4) You steal the Imperial map, so they'll get lost! You have one Map to Hell.
Become leader of Earth. The planet that is. And all the nations.
(5) You become leader of reality. The Spacetime Parliament inform you that the Galactic Empire are trying to destroy hell, which will result inevitably in all those dead people flooding into the universe and raising the crime rates. You want to run for another term, right?
Reveal Yakuza Dimension's location to Mafia Dimension. Watch the war and escape to the Safe and Sane Dimension while no one is looking.
(4) You engage the war, then escape to the one safe place in this entire game.
You are falling. You see a guy with a pickaxe and some sort of Liberal Superhero.
Shout down to the demons that they can travel through the path I left, if they want.
(1) The demons seem to be angered by your yelling. Your Metagame Knowledge Readout informs you that their tribal demon laws make any form of verbal communication a capital offense known colloquially as Silence Murder. You ponder the ramifications of this as they begin to hurl flaming javelins at you.
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