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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 128929 times)

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #210 on: January 20, 2014, 09:13:53 pm »

>Steal Grate a teddy bear from the nearest charity store, 'cause we're too broke to actually buy one.

...Actually no, make him steal it. Training!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #211 on: January 20, 2014, 09:15:06 pm »

>Steal Grate a teddy bear from the nearest charity store, 'cause we're too broke to actually buy one.

...Actually no, make him steal it. Training!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #212 on: January 20, 2014, 09:16:06 pm »

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #213 on: January 20, 2014, 09:18:06 pm »

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #215 on: January 20, 2014, 09:18:49 pm »

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.
That doesn't sound so bad.... still I him to mug people.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #216 on: January 20, 2014, 09:20:37 pm »

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.
That doesn't sound so bad.... still I him to mug people.
The play dates could involve mugging people. Think of the hilarity of having her being forced on a date with the person who she got sacrificed to and had her blood drank by!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #217 on: January 20, 2014, 09:21:46 pm »

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #218 on: January 20, 2014, 09:22:39 pm »

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.
That doesn't sound so bad.... still I him to mug people.
The play dates could involve mugging people. Think of the hilarity of having her being forced on a date with the person who she got sacrificed to and had her blood drank by!
Hm...... +1 as long as the play date involves mugging then!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #219 on: January 20, 2014, 09:56:44 pm »

Okay, I guess I'll concede that the kid might be too young to be embarrassed by anything we make them do at this point. But we still need some money, so let's sign the kid up for some experimental drugs!! and/or behavioral studies. The more untested the better.
+1!!
Imagine what would happen if we combined experimental drugs with a baby that just ingested some godseed(s)!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #220 on: January 20, 2014, 10:01:11 pm »

Acquire genetics laboratory. Enhance child to the point of being a god.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #221 on: January 20, 2014, 10:01:26 pm »

Okay, I guess I'll concede that the kid might be too young to be embarrassed by anything we make them do at this point. But we still need some money, so let's sign the kid up for some experimental drugs!! and/or behavioral studies. The more untested the better.
+1!!
Imagine what would happen if we combined experimental drugs with a baby that just ingested some godseed(s)!
Oh surviving gods, what are you trying to do?
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #222 on: January 20, 2014, 10:08:04 pm »

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.
That doesn't sound so bad.... still I him to mug people.
The play dates could involve mugging people. Think of the hilarity of having her being forced on a date with the person who she got sacrificed to and had her blood drank by!
She'd probably be good at it. And a good influence for teaching him his divine powers.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #223 on: January 20, 2014, 10:17:54 pm »

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.
That doesn't sound so bad.... still I him to mug people.
The play dates could involve mugging people. Think of the hilarity of having her being forced on a date with the person who she got sacrificed to and had her blood drank by!
She'd probably be good at it. And a good influence for teaching him his divine powers.
Well... I'm not exactly sure how divine his powers are... considering we killed a god to give him.... whatever he got. Godkilling doesn't sound very divine.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #224 on: January 20, 2014, 10:18:51 pm »

It worked for the Fire Nation.

Well, until someone brought the Moon back to life.
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