I mean I took a "friend" drinking on his 21rst and he shouted at a cop and shitted on someone's floor.
Once, years ago when I was very much a novice drinker, I accidentally peed on a cop car.
With two cops inside at the time.
Amazingly, though, they didn't harass me beyond a brief talking-to - I think the reason they'd parked there (next to the small tree which was the intended target for my piddle) was because they'd seen me stumbling my way home and figured they'd investigate.
Drunk-me had no idea what was going on and expressed genuine horror when reminded of the incident. Still not sure quite why I decided to pee on that tree - it was literally right in front of my house.
Perhaps drunk-me didn't want to wake up his brother, whom he lived with at the time. Perhaps drunk-me simply didn't realise he'd made it home already.
I certainly hadn't learned my limits in those days, nor how and when to purposefully exceed them. >.>
Whatever the case, the events are long past the point of being embarrassing and I wound up with a pretty damn amusing story to tell.
...Well, I guess embarrassing moments don't always expire after a while. Normally I can get embarrassed over a wide variety of stupid scenes. I seem to be struggling to feel such embarrassment right now, though - perhaps I am simply too tired.
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