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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 930965 times)

CaptainMcClellan

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #255 on: March 15, 2014, 05:03:18 pm »

> Misty, turn your head so that we can see the sword. If the sword is a shitty sword, don't touch it. If it's a good sword, see about grabbing it.

And about Homestuck... Personally, I think it hit its peak at Act 4, but it's still good; though it is a huge time sink, and a lot of the fan base is pretty awful. That said, I recommend it to anyone who likes a lot of reading.

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I agree. I got fed up with the absurdity. I tried reading again and subsequently gave up when I was told
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I just hit about six "the last straw" moments with it

If your read the spoiler tags, then too bad cos you ruined it on your own.

CaptainMcClellan

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #256 on: March 16, 2014, 05:51:48 pm »

Go here to waste another 4 minutes of your life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMPPWOsGe2Y

 ( P.S. Bump! )

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #257 on: March 17, 2014, 02:11:27 pm »

This thread is so daawww
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #258 on: March 17, 2014, 02:25:28 pm »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #259 on: March 17, 2014, 02:45:39 pm »

This is why we need stuff like the cow. It keeps the thread safely off-topic, and out of the Meta-Off-Off-topic randomness region.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #260 on: March 17, 2014, 02:50:50 pm »

YES THE COW!

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #261 on: March 17, 2014, 03:31:02 pm »

WHY A COW!?!? BRING FORTH THE GOAT, goat cheese is much better.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #262 on: March 17, 2014, 03:46:13 pm »

WHY A COW!?!? BRING FORTH THE GOAT, goat cheese is much better.

I see your puny surfacer cheeses and raise you some genuine dwarven cheese, made of purring maggot milk.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #263 on: March 17, 2014, 03:56:51 pm »

Let's dig down to find these purring treasures. Misty can use her hands for now, she can get a miner to help her later.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #264 on: March 17, 2014, 04:04:02 pm »

Let's dig down to find these purring treasures. Misty can use her hands for now, she can get a miner to help her later.

*cough*http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=136384.150*cough*

She has barely even left the front door of the mountainhome, and you're asking her to dig right there? She is just going to get caught again.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #265 on: March 17, 2014, 04:12:45 pm »

Then we switch mittens as a disguise, tell them we need a miner to come dig here and that that awesome and beautifull cheesemaker went 'that way'.

If not, we could always dig behind a tree so they can't see the digging. We could move in with any rodents living at its trunk.

Edit: If they do check behind the tree, tell them we're not there.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #266 on: March 17, 2014, 05:48:21 pm »

Obviously the great fortress we are setting off for has dozens of hand-picked purring maggots just for cheesemakers, unlike this backwards place.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #267 on: March 18, 2014, 01:41:02 pm »

Oh jeez, Spring break was awesome! Nothing like working extra shifts all week long, that's what I always say.

I'll put up the next bit tonight, sorry for the delay.

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« Reply #268 on: March 18, 2014, 09:39:20 pm »

Take your time mate. Looking forward to the next post.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #269 on: March 19, 2014, 10:36:58 pm »

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That sword?


That's one of The Fallen.


To memorialize those who've given their lives during the Elf-Dwarf War, the Duke had their weapons planted in the courtyard.  Each one represents a Dwarf from the mountainhome who'd fallen; your dad takes their deaths particularly hard.  They wore his armor, after all.


Whatever, you're just thrilled to be out of here.  In just a few seconds, you'll be beyond these cramped walls and into the open, where the world awaits!



You're an adult, you're a dabbling cheesemaker, and you're on your way to becoming the greatest Dwarf who ever lived.

Your name is MistÍm KolnŚzom, and you

are

free.


















ADVENTURE.

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