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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 930476 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/5
« Reply #3900 on: September 15, 2015, 07:45:05 pm »

Have Plumpy and his army rebel and kill everyone in the fortress including Misty.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/5
« Reply #3901 on: September 16, 2015, 09:12:52 am »

Get out of the hole first. With the stipulation that eventually they will spar. And it will be glorious.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/5
« Reply #3902 on: September 16, 2015, 10:01:35 am »

Realize their names are now both Edgar.  Because Edgar is the one in the hole
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« Reply #3903 on: September 16, 2015, 10:47:53 am »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/5
« Reply #3904 on: September 16, 2015, 11:22:11 am »

Get out of the hole first. With the stipulation that eventually they will spar. And it will be glorious.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/5
« Reply #3905 on: September 16, 2015, 01:17:24 pm »

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« Reply #3906 on: September 16, 2015, 01:19:11 pm »

Oh dear heavens no!

Don't kill everyone!

At least not yet. Wait till they have established character flaws and reasons for existing. Then murder them in the name of plot. Yes. Even Plumpy.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/5
« Reply #3907 on: September 16, 2015, 02:30:42 pm »

Resist the urge to devour the corpses. You are not undead yet.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/5
« Reply #3908 on: September 16, 2015, 09:34:04 pm »

I need three dwarven names, please.  Feel free to self-insert, but I'm only taking one from each user and it's the first three I get.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/5
« Reply #3909 on: September 16, 2015, 09:38:44 pm »

Ushat Kokebdurad
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/5
« Reply #3910 on: September 16, 2015, 09:57:20 pm »

Muthkat Bestershire

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/5
« Reply #3911 on: September 16, 2015, 10:06:37 pm »

One more.  Update goes up as soon as I get another name.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/5
« Reply #3912 on: September 16, 2015, 10:34:33 pm »

Sarvesh Zustashibruk.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Update 9/16
« Reply #3913 on: September 16, 2015, 10:51:39 pm »





"I know EXACTLY what's going to happen once we get back to the Mountainhome, Cap'n.  We'll go to the barracks and have a sparring match.  You'll knock me on my butt, like you always do, and then you'll realize you don't have to retire!  You're only, what, a hundred thirty? Hundred forty?"


"I'm a hundred and sixty-five, lass!  I don't have that many years left on me, and I'm gettin' slower with each one that passes!"






"I used to be a soldier, you know!  I fought in the War next to Ushat Kokebdurad the Unmoving, and Muthkat Bestershire, the Marked!  Even Sarvesh Zustashibruk of Silverwalls stood by my side!  I was in the Great Dwarven Legion, standin' in the shield walls with my back straight and my head held high!"




"Now look at me.

All soft.  And fat. 

Sword rustin' to bits in the scabbard, can't even stand up on me own no more.

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"..."










"Alright, that settles it.  I'm retirin' the second we get back. 

Might make myself into a fisherdwarf I think.

Spend the rest of me days fishin' and relaxin'."





"Cap'n, this whole thing sounds ridiculous.  Who would want to spend all their time scooping slimy fish out of the water when you could be doing something IMPORTANT, like defending the trade depo from kobolds, or invisible kobolds, or invisible were-kobolds, or...or any other kind of invisible-slash-were-kobold that could be lurking around???"

"For the love of - I said no, lass!  I ain't gonna spend my twilight years pokin' shadows for kobolds!"

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/16
« Reply #3914 on: September 17, 2015, 12:30:09 am »

If Holt really is dead-set on retiring, he should become a cheesemaker :P
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