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Author Topic: History: the Minimalist RTD  (Read 117297 times)

Sarrak

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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #960 on: August 20, 2014, 07:43:44 am »

In my travels, I have learnt bits from many languages, but, most importantly, a sign one. Strike up a somewhat friendly conversation with female din-neru.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #961 on: August 20, 2014, 09:05:18 am »

Design a complicated system using rope and notched wheels attached to trees so that you have to pull three arbitrary units of rope to lift the thing tied to the end one arbitrary unit. This makes sense for reasons.

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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #962 on: August 20, 2014, 09:46:23 am »

Go find and tame a wild animal, preferably one big enough to ride. Maybe then I will be back to my old self. If that fails, I could just slaughter the foreigners until I feel better.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #963 on: August 20, 2014, 11:06:42 am »

Offer spiritual justification for enslaving the din-nehru.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #964 on: August 20, 2014, 12:19:44 pm »

Move to a better place.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #965 on: August 20, 2014, 01:13:55 pm »

Search around for a more legitimate and experienced trainer.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #966 on: August 20, 2014, 02:09:18 pm »

There was a time when Arlia voiced some regret over a "din-nehru," as they now called them. And that one had been a threat, who's death was justifiable. Kutuk would have objected to the treatment of these new strangers who were now captive. Elto sighed. What was the tribe coming to...

Needing some time away from the tribe to think, Elto organizes a small group for a whale hunt.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #967 on: August 20, 2014, 02:44:56 pm »

Set out more traps throughout the forest and continue training the rabbits that remain.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #968 on: August 20, 2014, 03:39:10 pm »

Try figuring out how agriculture works
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #969 on: August 20, 2014, 04:49:17 pm »

Commit self to Tea House, drink endless amounts of tea and gamble with the little I have left.

Tea House: Very popular areas of both recreation and socilization, with alcohol being illegal.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #970 on: August 20, 2014, 04:50:55 pm »

Begin rebuilding the tribe. Make a shrine in honor of the Heads that have fallen
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #971 on: August 20, 2014, 07:12:01 pm »

WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED RECENTLY? WHAT ACTIVITY HAVE I OBSERVED?

HOW ARE MY FOOD STOCKS?
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #972 on: August 20, 2014, 07:22:10 pm »

Chantu challenges the holy warriors to re-steal the plows and show those incompetent din-nehru how real humans do it!  With the holy warriors hopefully overcome by horrible xenophobic oneupmanship, Master of Dance Chantu invites the uninjured din-nehru to attend a mandatory dance party.  Being a slave of the First Tribe is fun!

Tribal members are invited too (though for them it is optional, of course)!  In fact, a big invitation goes to the chief to help him recover his mojo!  This will hopefully lower tensions between the tribe and the din-nehru.

« Last Edit: August 21, 2014, 12:05:38 am by Nunzillor »
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #973 on: August 20, 2014, 10:06:53 pm »

Yun goes with Elto on the trip, and pulls him aside at one point to talk.

"Elto, this is horrifying. We can not let this continue!"
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #974 on: August 21, 2014, 01:20:38 am »

Yun goes with Elto on the trip, and pulls him aside at one point to talk.

"Elto, this is horrifying. We can not let this continue!"


"I know, child. This is going far too far. But I fear their minds may not be so easily changed."
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