Mate, did you still need help pitting creatures / figuring out the military alerts screen?
Yes I do!
So Mate, what season are you on? And with all this talk of succession forts, is there going to be a next turn, or should I just sign up for the succession fort?
I'm in Timber (mid/late autmun), although I think that my turn started after it should have started.
He also committed genocide against an entire herd of Draltha's in MY Caverns! That son of a Troll likes to kill.
Genocide? There were three dralthas, and the soldiers only killed two.
And also:
IC
-Oh, my head... What did just... Was that real?
Mate then sees the holy hammer thing on his hand, and the two piles of ash that once were Shorast and Dark One, a few teeth left.
-Oh shit. It was real... That means I'm still a badass! Yeah! I still have it!
Noises come from the halls. Dwarves screaming and running, and an ogre running towards the office.
-An... Ogre? In MY fortress!? OH, HELL NO!
Mate grabs the hammer and some priests and goes out, the soldiers are upstairs in Astville, so he is alone with some robed dwarves armed with shortswords.
-Allright guys, this ogre commited a mistake in coming here! ATTA--
The ogre swiftly hits the inquisitor and sends him flying. The priests frantically stab him in the legs while he grabs a civilian with his other hand and puts him in his mouth.
-CUT THAT THINGS THROAT! FOR ARMOOO--
Mate charges at the beast and gets thrown again. The monster sends other priests and civilians flying before falling over due to the wounds on his legs.
-NOW! STAB HIM IN THE EYES!
The priests jump at the ogre, slashing at him and stabbing him in the eyes, blinding it. Mate goes at it and finishes it off with a blow of the hammer to the head.
The ogre is dead, along with three priests and a civilian.
-Your Holiness...
-What do you want?
-The ogre... It has a symbol on its back.
Mate looks at the symbol, a burnmark resembling a crundle.
-Son of a wagon full of prostitutes.
-Sir?
-Burn the ogre, send Shorast's and Dark One's ashes to them in separate jars.
-How will they know it's their ashes?
-The teeth don't burn. Human teeth are larger than dwarven teeth, they will notice.
-They didn't notice that Shorast was a human spy in the first place...
-Oh, yeah, you are right... Write "Shorast" on the jar, just if.