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I am religious and believe in free will

70 (27.6%)

I am religious and do not believe in free will

10 (3.9%)

I am not religious and believe in free will

113 (44.5%)

I am not religious and do not believe in free will

61 (24%)

Total Members Voted: 249

[MetalSlimeHunt]

No.

[Rolepgeek]

This shall be the memorial thread for OrangeWizard, and we shall praise Lorentz in his name.

The St. OrangeWizard Threadchapel.

[The Beast]

Yeah but hes not gone gone...
He just reformed, like the D&D reincarnation spell, in another body.

[Kot]

We all know OrangeWizard was just Pathos anyway.

[TD1]

Yeah but hes not gone gone...
He just reformed, like the D&D reincarnation spell, in another body.

You mean....he resurrected. So he's Jesus?

We all know OrangeWizard was just Pathos anyway.

So.... Jesus was Pathos?

My life-time religion has just solidified, brb going to write Holy Book.

[JimboM12]

I am here to spread the word of Nordic Christianity. I initally put this in the other religion thread. Im too lazy to retype it so here:

Saw this thread and realize I have very odd ideas about religion.

I'm a Christian Norseman. What this means is God and Jesus are part of the Nordic pantheon. God intervened during Ragnarok to save the Norse pantheon who would die and accepted them into His Heaven. God is above Odin and Jesus and Thor wrestle every Thursday, hence why it was once called Thor's day and why it was absorbed into modern English from its Germanic roots, out of respect for Thor's 2 out of 3 during Jesus's 100th birthday celebration.

Angels and the honored dead wrestle and feast in Odin's hall and God's mead hall awaiting the Armageddon, upon which they will descend upon the earth to fight demons and ice trolls for the glory of Heaven and the safety of the remaining humans who were not selected for the Rapture. There are many myths and prophecies that will come true during the great battle.
Jesus will slap Beelzebub in the chops and Thor will come up behind him while he is stunned and perform a great German Suplex. Dogs will transform into great wolves of white and will fight the hell beasts and chase Earth's remaining tennis balls. Freddie Mercury will return to earth from Heaven's hall and sing the greatest version of Bohemian Rhapsody that will ever be sung as fighting music for the great host of Heaven. The Macho Man will perform a great flying double axe handle upon Jormungand, the great sea serpent.

But do not fret, if you weren't selected but fight alongside the great host of Heaven when they arrive and die honorably in combat, the Valkyries will bring you to Heaven to join alongside the second wave to fight once more until Heaven overcomes Hell, then the faithful and the survivors descend upon Earth and it transmogrifies into Skyrim.

The Thalmor were right all along.

[Adragis]

Yeah but hes not gone gone...
He just reformed, like the D&D reincarnation spell, in another body.

You mean....he resurrected. So he's Jesus?

We all know OrangeWizard was just Pathos anyway.

So.... Jesus was Pathos?

My life-time religion has just solidified, brb going to write Holy Book.

g r i s h a 5

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Hey guys, so apparently Pope Francis is an ANTIPOPE HERETIC. I like him even more now!

[TheBiggerFish]

Hey guys, so apparently Pope Francis is an ANTIPOPE HERETIC. I like him even more now!

This I have to see to believe.

[TD1]

I'm not sure I follow. Does he think the Pope of Rome should be made less powerful?

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Some people really, really dislike how the Pope is suggesting that... gay people can contribute to a parish. Huh.

If the conservative Catholics hate him, he can't be that bad.

[Frumple]

Depends on what you call bad. Dude's catholic through and through, with exactly what that entails and little to nothing else. Just about the biggest difference between him and previous ones have been more framing and word choice than actual advocacy or whathaveyou. Same shit different package, to put it crudely.

[Kot]

Second schism when?
Fanatic (since Orthodox is taken) Catholic Church of America when?

[TempAcc]

ANTICHRIST WHEN

[Frumple]

Oh. That? Well, SA's a different question but stateside the schism was... decades ago. Or about as much as you're going to see, anyway. US catholics have been rejecting the authority of the pope and vatican for a long while now, to varying degrees based on specific denomination/region/congregation/etc.

And antichrist is always, everywhere. Now, tomorrow, yesterday. All over, no escape, unfortunately no svelte competence leading the world to an era of apparent peace either. Wish that would hurry up if it's comin', because this watered down antichrist crap got old years ago, probably even before I was born.