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TolyK

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9885 on: January 19, 2011, 01:40:16 pm »

No, I'm walling in to keep from the migrants. The angry, bloodthirsty migrants.

That I'm testing for my mod.

Pre-post edit: shit. I forgot that they fly.
 :'(

the liason would probably leave the map uncontent, but hey you can try!
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Mister Always

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9886 on: January 19, 2011, 03:18:28 pm »

I just constructed a nice alder cage in the corridor behind the entrance to my fort. The only thing up there is said cage, the trade depot (I don't want those stinking elves anywhere deeper in my fortress than the highest z-level. I bet they'd try to plant trees in the farm plots), and a lot of stonefall traps (hey, cages are expensive and the metalsmith isn't up yet. Sod off).

Said cage contains quite a few war dogs.

Said cage is also linked to a lever.

When the kobolds or goblins show up..."THROW THE DOGPOCALYPSE LEVER, URIST MCPEASANT!"

Incidentally...that little "bag" icon next to an animal in the Animals screen ( z > a) means it's a male, right?
I wonder if it's some sneaky way to allude to the testes. Toady, you card.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9887 on: January 19, 2011, 03:20:04 pm »

You have it backwards. Bags use the symbol for "male."
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9888 on: January 19, 2011, 03:25:17 pm »

bag is male. kidney is female.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9889 on: January 19, 2011, 03:33:38 pm »

In harvestplague,

Big shortage of barrels, fuel, wood and bins.
I think, it's time to break the cavern with a unarmed/untrained militia...

The useless migrants finally dies in the tower, near my entrance. Now i get ghosts fun, and other things to discover.

I'm overburden  ::)
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9890 on: January 19, 2011, 05:01:45 pm »

I was digging around, found warm stone, tried to find the lava:
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9891 on: January 19, 2011, 05:07:16 pm »

Wow, purple spinel. That's nice.
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Lord Shonus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9892 on: January 19, 2011, 05:09:07 pm »

Put them in your torches. It worked in Notspain.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9893 on: January 19, 2011, 05:10:43 pm »

True. But DF doesn't have torches.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9894 on: January 19, 2011, 05:11:57 pm »

It was a lame joke anyway.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9895 on: January 19, 2011, 05:15:37 pm »

I liked it.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9896 on: January 19, 2011, 05:19:26 pm »

My dwarves are cleaning up after a migrating wave met a vein of Goblinite. Here's hoping they collect all the socks and get back inside before the next one shows up.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9897 on: January 19, 2011, 05:20:40 pm »

My armorer just entered a strange mood (possessed). His name... Urist Relicperplexed. I shit you not.

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Other than that, FPS has slowed to a crawl, so I've put expansion on hold. I put it down to absurd amounts of excess stone, so I've got masons cranking out lots of blocks, which I'm going to use to build a tower of impressive proportions. It's right next to a volcano, so magma may come into it, but I've yet to decide what function the tower should serve. Suggestions are welcome...
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9898 on: January 19, 2011, 05:31:31 pm »

Gob-o-pult. A massive bridge designed to launch goblin prisoners.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #9899 on: January 19, 2011, 05:59:35 pm »

I haven't had a single invasion yet :( the 'worst' thing that happened was that a cyclops invaded, which was swiftly murdered by my awesome military.
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But .... It's so small!
It's not the size of the pick that counts... it's the size of the man with the pick.
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